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The cumn bck of RB is drawing closer. Rumour has it tht a movemnt to hv him bck is heatn up @Zambia_Reports @PostNewsZambia
It takes a million compliments to build a person up, and one insult to send that person all crashing down.
@Thelma4eva my phone screen broke after my blackberry di died so I feel lazy login on to twitter via laptop..but am here now!
Can't wait for lunch..  SOO hungry my FARTS feel like some AIR LOCK shit...  #NoGas
Wats wif wine?
HIV self testn kit is the way to go if we are to control the spread of the virus. @WHO must allow countries to distribute them to pipo.
#RockstaDJs #RockFm #RockTurnsOne @965rockfm @ Rock FM, 96.5 http://t.co/rLocyFAkvL
@justchichi iye!!!! So ine I can't read sure??...
Jhene Aiko's Voice
They is nothing I respect more than a hustler coz the greatest hustler I know is my mother,lol........#Mad_Respect
@justchichi ala! Silly you! Kamoneni :p
Life is what you make it,am the creative type....
@JoshuaNamuyamba hahaha so true Papa
Am not a fan of Rap music but Iggy Azalea's Fancy is a track...watch out Nicki Minaj....the girl has clean Rap
Blackberry 9930 great interface,good processor,good picture quality..good everything but Fone can freeeze! Lawd! *sigh*
@john_mumba12: The best greens are undisputedly chibwabwa'  and Kalembula
@Enyboo lool wena its only true...she's got clean Rap and she'l beat Nicki soon...
#NP Iggy Azalea-Fancy #onRepeat.. http://t.co/Yx7FuxRNI4
Got my T-shirt made, artwork is open to interpretation but yea.....
The 3 Germans are back to work! #AFC
Lol I second u on that one,only like 2 tracks by nicki 'your love'and 'moment 4 lyf' RT'@Enyboo: @Miwelove she won't. Nicki is a beast. Lol
#NLT Timbaland Feat. Bran'Nu - Meet In The Middle
Always keep your head up, because if it's down you won't be able to see the blessings that have been placed in your life.
@Questionnier: How do you feel when you think about marriage? #ExclusiveMondayQnA'@mwambawesu how do u feel lol ??
@vinyl_2020 it's been long time coming bruv.....
@Questionnier: Who is your Favourite Mavin Records Male Artiste? #ExclusiveMondayQnA'@DONJAZZY :)
Stay strong. Even when it feels like everything is falling apart.
Having me some Churcha Chips 
Jesus take the wheel,take it from my hands cause i cnt do this on my own...Im letting go...give me one mo chance save me frm this road am on
@Jeanne_Jamison: Making unnessesary sounds when you're bored. #Guilty
@Jeanne_Jamison: 'I wasn't that drunk! dude, you put my iPhone in the blender cause you wanted to make Apple juice... #Dead
@mwambawesu lol no hun,in General how do u feel about marriage ? lol
@mwambawesu uko you are a problem hahahahaha
Now that's what we call good food
I want me some more food
@mwambawesu :)
RT @CheeloSichone: '@Questionnier :What's your favourite dish ?' Shomeka' DSTV
Ku chenjelesa musikana uyu...tiza panga so, if we send the jersey, you will be wearing it nangu ba Arsenal ba teya @JulietJoash @phillias23
RT @1njungu: Everytime parents pray for you they always talk about bad friends
RT @PsychedTeddy: hey mwimbu what is coyg??? @_Mwimb COYG (Come On You Gunners)
RT @Chaingaz: Ubukulu bwa matako te bwingi nbwa mafi. #TweeLikeABemba
Death comes unexpectedly and is not an Easy thing to Hold onto. We all thought You will be Fine & now you gone. Rest Well & In Peace Frank
@sagittttarius: #Sagittarius couldn't hate with heart; but with gut. They love with heart.
Understanding women isn't a mystery. When you are wrong, apologize. When she's wrong, still apologize
RT @wallaciousdude: @5ive_Ngwee: RT @PsychedTeddy: hey mwimbu what is coyg??? @_Mwimb' COYG (Come On You Gunners)its too disgusting ok
..LRT..the sad part is that only few women do that..and they are rare in this generation of ours..
Siku washa kuseni then waivala kuma afternoon..ni topeppuka tuma jersey situli kwati ma blanket @JulietJoash @phillias23
@MargalitHardike
Kaili unga oneh kwati nivo lema or kapena nima jean type of jerseys.. So tika tume before the season starts??...  @JulietJoash @phillias23
Thax
Emmanuel Chibesa Kunda talking aboit new proposed schools for govt skus. Amazing indeed #UNICEFactivate
@Ella_effe @ now talking about WRAPP #UNICEFactivate
Mufuna kaja ko onesa shape??..tiza tuma..meaning those Manutd jerseys you have mu closet viza nkala vikolopo te??  @JulietJoash @phillias23
@martinimange whats up on Twitter ka#### http://t.co/CpUK2EK5GY
U-report founders Brighton & Josephine now speaking on their project. More than 20, 000 youth have joined.Sms join to 878 #UNICEFactivate
Why dont young people go for  HIV testing? A question many askbin Zambia right now #UNICEFactivate
@thatjoseygirl I miss you my darl!!!!!!!
Popping flu and paracetamol tablets like there skittles, hope I'm good for training this week, or I don't make the team Saturday :(
@caristoclear kindly follow back #TeamFollowBack thanks
Conquer your bad habits or they will conquer you. - Rob Gilbert
Facing the consequences of my actions... its not easy, but I have to endure... I'll be ok..
Mark Bennett,  founder of  iSchool and Zedupad. Never realised how funny he is :) #UNICEFactivate
Africa is rising n growing but our education system is still far frm comparable to the growth. #UNICEFactivate
I think the Zedupad is a device that is closing the education gap in Zambia. Hopefully more schools will hv 1 soon enough #UNICEFactivate
#WeDemBoys #AndAGirl #RockstaDJs #RockTurnsOne @965rockfm @ Rock FM, 96.5 http://t.co/gYKMSonFTD
@emmanuelngosa6 welcome to twitter dad
@HellenSakala1 welcome
So excited for this last minute vacation!!
@MissChissy @simunza  now on the panel speaking on what they do best :) #UNICEFactivate
No way I'm driving back to Chilanga this time. Rush hour!!! NOOO. Anyone to feed me as I wait for it to die down *Puppy eyes*
@ChituwaMichelle I nailed it you even know
Exactly! @hartramsey: Forgiving others proves that you believe that GOD forgave you. http://t.co/I4jr52HKl1
@IGGYAZALEA can get it any day...........for free.
@cwblad @WhatTheFFacts I know that feel bro
closing (@ Nortec Kwacha Campus) http://t.co/ySOMewYGVJ
Cobusu president n hz vice ve bn impeached 4 abuse of office#@CB
That urge you get to write, 'No one gives a shit' on someone's status. #gaaaaaaaad!!!!!
She breastfed that child with vigor! This mini bus could not be more entertaining. Oh, wait, we're stopping in order to buy a coffin. Right.
Due to a technical glitch today's single release has been pushed to tomorrow. It will drop on radio before the link goes up. :) #Wonderful
Zambian politics... A disgrace. 20+ years of democracy & all we have is violence to show for it? We should do better!!!
Is it gonna be right this time? Is it gonna be golden? http://t.co/W0uTYPHixO
home sweet home
Robbie helping Grandad with his costings. Keeping us all in check. @ Lusanga http://t.co/CGK0mLOfp2
@RossMarkWilliam this is what I'm having lol hot wings and miller http://t.co/7k7uUJdUvM
Let the be light
Catfish!!!!
#selfieSaturday #wifYoungSis @ Klein Windhoek http://t.co/JRcL95ayi5
I. Am bored let's bbm
I try http://t.co/zLBgovAptl
Jub Main Nay Usay Khass Nigha E Naaz Say Dakha, Ainaa Us Nay Phir Naay Andaaz Say Dakha...
Working on something great #deejaylife
@eOneNashville @RealMichelleW @Beyonce @KellyRowland @AmazonMusic #NP please follow back I will kill myself if you wont
@JaySaThomas king James what's good broda
@KatongoMusic may you follow back
@DJ_Naida may you follow back
@MzengaMan1 may you follow back
@Syko_Hood_A :)
@Lilshico @theholstar @DuncanSodala @SociaLumiere @ZedBeats @LoadedZed @PowerFm997 @ZdHipHopJournal may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@theholstar: #BackSeatMelody Dropping in a few days! http://t.co/FMMYn8vsVI one of my top jams
@IAmProfyle may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@pilatoyaku may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@2wo_1ne may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@CashrollBeatz brodaman need to link in the studio when you free?
@Terence_TheDJ may you follow back
@ThePompi may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@Cisco200 @iam_Moeice @Iceprincezamani @akaworldwide @DONJAZZY my you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@PowerXtra10 @Cisco200 @deejaymelody may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@PowerXtra10 @Cisco200 @iam_Davido @deejaymelody @DeeKinte @therealamyshow @princeultim8 may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@RealityCheck_SA @Cisco200 @somizi @Boity @IamBONGZ @SAGuide_Dogs @etvSA may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@CYNTHIA_DJMVP may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@deejaymelody may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@DONJAZZY may you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@MISSVOL25 @SkyDigg4 @Angelisa_03 @jlacy21 mAy you follow back @BaD_SichuatioN
@raziakkhan on what?
#follow @realDegreez #followback #rapper #lsk #zambia @ZeeMusicZED @ZedBeats @LoadedZed @ZedMuziqpromo @QfmZambia @sogoodonline
@ChinyimbaJr yes ai
Its hard when people don't see the vision,particularly people that you are doing it for,they are busy just second guessing your actions..
Guess I need to join the green side of life.. Zamtel here I come..
Men wit Pot Bellies r gtn maried evry Saturday n Sundays whilst Morons 0r dying in the gym trying to impress girls wit muscles n a six pack.
RT @1Fynfyn_Gurl: Cold..hai, my nick name is Mr heater, can I warm you up?.. :D
#Kritic is the best upcoming artist in Zambia though
#Kritic is the best upcoming MC in Zambia though
Won't forget boi.. Bn using MTN lately and ili slow..downloading a Ka 81mb movie ni more than 3hours so.. @Tigu_El
Bn asleep since 2pm... Jst woke up...
@ChinyimbaJr ts gud thre re removed
Nabwela *wiyu* :D ..missed you some..uli BWA?? @1Fynfyn_Gurl
Chilz Wit Bae Boo She finally got me to watch (Telemundo) Dahm ... I lost the bait...aaaaar ..lol http://t.co/cBmSQ2kMvD
I will get shot in the barracks. #BackInTheGym
I need me some good Super
not fine lelo.. Ni mvela musana ku baba ayi. @1Fynfyn_Gurl
http://t.co/sOnvVeoQgA
@CreativeBloq: Can't wait for @bbcdoctorwho Here it is reimagined as a Saturday morning cartoon; check it out! http://t.co/0kRdVMshoy
Airtel ni wala..kaya ayi..ndye ma size yamene nima pezapo paka site whr I download ma movies..  @Tigu_El
Had a tiresome day kusakila ndalama...so apa nachoka muku gula ma pain killers....  @1Fynfyn_Gurl
Baked in a road without streets lights and can hear ma foot steps like someone is following me :/
All I need in this life of sin is Davidoff scented cuddles after a hot shower, Micheal Buble and diced pineapples...
I don't miss this shit smh
Lmao I send it to you?.. @Erica_93_
Ni site bwanji iyo?..ine nima chaya visit http://t.co/JmoP35hWIx na http://t.co/g3kTmBwXEi @Tigu_El
Will rest paku gona che.. Apa am not even home.. @1Fynfyn_Gurl
Lol its a Ka nice song Ka..muli message.. @Erica_93_
For six months I lived without ever hving to see a single load shading!!!! ! Bt that's changed nw.. Sitting in the dark is a fucking trend
Watching  the matrix it's been to long
So the maid just left didn't tell me she was going... Home along again!
Jst like Manchester United!!! I am also re_building my team.. Deleting and cutting off over-valued friends!!!
Lool..oweh..buh seriously I  don't remember the day I watched porn..my life changed after  Giving my life to Christ..
Kaya kapena ni mwamene vizungu..LT
@ParisChipalo that beauty!!!!!!!! 10/10.. Simply amazing!!!!
Lol you hate something chamene ukalibe ku mvelapo?..ikamba pali HIV..  @Erica_93_
Money more problems. My solution is keep ur circle small and identify ur true friends
@ParisChipalo No problem!!!! #hyped
Everybody want's to be #1 bt I just want to do my best and achieve my Goal that's it.. It's better that way..
The never tell u the real truth but the will tell u its okay or its going to be okay #thoughts
@chipsy101 have you run away? Lol
.....always wrong
Mmm shoes for K1050 will they take u to heaven???
RT @BipolarChrystal: I Really Like This Dark Lipstick Though :P http://t.co/fk7kYpEedH..chai!!!!!! Woooow!!..*confused*..
Huh! My is aching.
@SuwiNamutenda hey!
Iye..ise we click pali 3gp..yaba ndise bakopo maaah!!.. Lemme try pamene apa so @Tigu_El
@Glimer92 hi buddy!
You are beautiful weh..niza funta pa last ineh.. @BipolarChrystal
#Junte
Wify must learn how to cook or I am sending u bck to ur mother for cooking lessons
Keep a small circle
Fuck this!!!!! No power!!! Battery is low.. This fucking sucks
Am done with mistresses! These series are so addictive,forgetting I have Database Management and Software Development to cram#computerGeek
@Enyboo A fat over-weight women wud suit
@sirkenmulla kikikikiki bet there is.! Yes! Lol
Muma ngeneka naimwe mu vilimba?.. Ukai mvele its a Ka nice song..better than that Kalilole song.. @Erica_93_
My life a godfather picture http://t.co/xGrGRWkhFE
Fact: Not everyone former high school or secondary classmate is a friend. Everybody ends up on a different level
@Tbeibez have you ever seen one.. Lol
Agony is ur Gal-friend dumping u for somebody else only to start wanting u after u doing fine!!!
U must understand that Education does nt teach u everything!!! No wonder u still a #sidechick
@Enyboo hahahahaha!! U can always transformer her into a hotty!!!
@Thagman_ Very true!!!
@SAS3115 jst asking for a follow back!
@sirkenmulla yes I ve seen one kumayadi lol
The security Guard just came to work drunk!
The western culture has destroyed what we believe in.. Niggas hv no respect for their bodies.
@Enyboo working out is the key!!! Help her loose weight
Muma chaye explore internet imwe mamama..tipaseni site iyo Yama 900mb..  @Tigu_El
Everybody believes in something.. Do nt judge others and try and put ur shit as the best..
LmAo tiza funtila mu chikondi @Chaingaz: Manje mukafunta, azachaya manifesto ni ndani?? @5ive_Ngwee: You ... http://t.co/AFWyRwe5M4
Thought muma ngeneka...Ndimwe baku SDA?..lool.. @Erica_93_
Nima chaya use UC browser..ima nkalako fast ku chila ma browser yenangu aya.. @Tigu_El
Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.
Baku SDA nad jehova's witness ndye bama nkala na tuma principles TWA so.. Kuwama konse uko shuwa mu chaya ma bottle?@Erica_93_
Nikalibe ku yesapo downloading using the default. Browser..nima ona kwati its slow @Tigu_El
@GetZENtv thanks
Mourinho:cesc fabregas can fill the boot of Lampard #cfc
Awe..ndise ma virgin ise..tili humble and decent so che.. :D @Erica_93_
I feel so positive abt Zambia winning bid to host the 2019 Africa Cup. We have all it takes #afcon @FAZFootball @CAF_Mwanza @NkwetoTembwe
@SesiChoene I sure do believe in that drunken midget. if you look out, on tonights moon, you can see him plotting his next targets
its still not easy 4 a black man.  racism, tribalism, religious wars, ebola, AIDS, drowning enroute to Italy, detention in Israel, and more
If Micheal Jackson can manage to release an album with 8 new songs when he's dead then there's no reason you can't RETWEET or FAVOURITE
ladies Prince Charming doesn't exist. he got killed eons ago, committed suicide when he git wrinkles
today the guy in front of me at the convenience store was buying a large chocolate and a box of condoms.
Don't feel bad if someone rejects you, people rejects expensive things because they can't afford them.
a man in love will sample new foods and change his ways, till reality kicks in and he reverts to his old diet and ways
I LOVE THE LORD. http://t.co/NHhbKCGiwE
I ll forcus on making my self happy always
@BombshellBetti beats by dre, or an ordinary set of ear phones?
The Best is yet to Come
they only ever show the glanourous side, never the underbelly. economic growth leads to gentrification, never mentioned or tackled
The moon tonight is breath taking
Intelligent girls are such a turn on
You're stronger than you think. Trust yourself
Kent mixes it's more than music ... It's ... It's spiritual ...
http://t.co/UtX0QhcvXB
I so need this breakthrough
http://t.co/UdI2iphSBp
You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ~ C.S. Lewis
'Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion.' - Muhammad Ali
Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out!
The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.
@evorsoris lol, flattery does stoke the ego
Build up your weaknesses until they become your strong points. - Knute Rockne
Go for it now. The future is promised to no one.
'You cannot expect to achieve new goals or move beyond your present circumstances unless you change.' - Les Brown
'A clever person solves a problem.person avoids it.' ~Albert Eistein
@evorsoris you can never win completely.
@Enyboo I believe pipo that are over-weight hv the finest beauty if the slim done
'Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.' -- Robert F Kennedy
Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. ~Helen Keller
@SesiChoene u are the author of your own destiny, but the chatacters of the story are sadly written in by other authors. moonlight is divine
#Fifa15.. Shit jst got rule!!! The faces of the players look more real this time!!
@Enyboo *down nt done... My bad
This flu tho
Dear Ladies '@Sanziyonce: If he calls you at 18 to say goodnight then his a married man'
Hving to get a new passport!!! It's something I am upset abt!! The fact that I was nt to blame for even losing it..
@Enyboo So get urself u!!! Imagine the experience as a long term project
@Jay_Centric The new Big three!! Love Irving and James.. U still supporting the Heat??
maybe I'm getting old, I'm watching Disney's The Princess And The Frog, and the songs suck.
#sidelinestory!!! This song will never get old!! #dreamville #JoeCole
Motivation words are a good encouragement bt if we do nt work hard the words mean nothing!!!!!
The twitter I once loved is dead..
Jazz instrumentals are making my night so nice and relaxed!
@screamKataiI It's jst on another level..
Wify or the gal-friend shud knw  if I am slow to reply then I am playing #Fifa..
As the day draws closer the rehearsals get more fun Lols who knew???? :D
@MrSwoope still 116
As usual @speakmfunei's pipo are Presenting what a shoke not really Lols @malmukanzo @BrownManatse @AjsPrincespeak
'Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong.' - Peter T. McIntyre
You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are! ~John Lennon
Defeat is not bitter unless you swallow it. Joe Clark
'Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage.' Anais Nin
'Hope is like a bird that senses the dawn and carefully starts to sing while it is still dark.'
'We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.' Aristotle
They say Milk gves u strength drink 3 glasses &try moving awall u can't right bt drink 3 shots of Vodka & u will see the wall move by itself
@screamKataiI And all 20 premier league stadiums hv bn included
Whose life are you living? Yours or those you would like to impress? Your life here is finite. Don't waste it. ~ Boyd
'Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.' - Frank A. Clark
I wonder if any of King Mswati's wives watched Disney cartoons, and dreamt of being married to a king.
Why are you here? Until you know why, you won't be the person you were meant to be. - Umair Haque
Dorobucci!!!!! Doro Hot!! Doro Cold!! Doro me Doro U!! Doro everything..
@Mz_s0mefAng U cud always ask them on twitter
Killa / null realla
No power so I am dancing to DoroBucci in the passage!! Trying to kill this bored vibe
The only thing about a man that is a man . . . is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse.~ Archibald MacLeish
Nothing lasts forever.
Positive and negative emotions can not occupy the mind at the same time. ~Napleon hill
Vote for @HOT877Zambia and @Zambiawatchdog    Zambia's Most Trusted Companies http://t.co/P1ot0E9oAa.. Yah..
Battery is low again!!!! Zesco hv killed a nigga
#Zamtel MAD FAST INTERNET DOWNLOADS... http://t.co/m5R37rNeT9
Stop looking for it in the wrong places. You have everything inside you. :)
Ep7 of S4 of suits is the best episode of the season. Idc what you thinks really
If you do not do what is right, Sin is Crouching on your door, it desires you to have it
Follow me on twitter @makungulackstone http://t.co/XDoVq6fQIG
depends on availability of options '@MadisonMahogany: If the sex is bad the first time do you give them a second chance?'
@LuluEarl mwaiche am now in the vacation even got a HDMI cable for #FIFA14..  Now on #55inches.. #ToTheGame
@iAmLenga This S#*t is real. Lol Manje Ngati ndiye pamene Wachoka mu Jail na Bobby Angagwe.@5ive_Ngwee  Nayopa http://t.co/XYqI0ARgBt
Behind every good Woman is a better Man.
Lil Wayne performs in pajamas nowadays
@screamKataiI Yep!!! The even announced it on twitter!!!
@Enyboo bt  bn a gigolo also needs effort
@MissBetty_Booo hahaha!! The hv mistaken this for a dating site to find a soul mate!! Rubbish!!
Hang around niggas that share the same vision . That will talk to u when u are fucking up and Give u advice when u need it
@MissBetty_Booo the need lessons abt how to use twitter
@MissBetty_Booo LMAO!!!
2855847.. My blackberry pin.. The rest is for u to decided
Seek for the kingdom of God and everything you want will following you.
Her phone has bn off for a while nw.. Anyway.. Saves me talk-time!!!
When a nigga with #sidechicks and a wify tries to give u advice abt how to be faithful bt that's null of my business. That ass though!!
Keep ur distance frm ur #wify's friends. Some of them are tooo thristy for dick!!!
@JEvv3L Lmao!!!!!! #dead....
I want to love u until we are Ghosts.. Hahahaha!!!!! Inshort, till death do us part!!!
@Mz_s0mefAng hahahaha!!!! I do nt believe u.. U only go on break
'If your boyfriend uses Maximum Condoms on the regular he is not financially stable enough to be having sex' - #TweepGang
Coming bck Home is like coming bck to the past!!!!! Bt W.T.F Home is where the heart is!! The poor of women here!! Brilliant
@Mz_s0mefAng it means u still swear bt less than b4
Nyt nyt nyt beautiful pipo.
tyrd my goons off too bed
@Bhartcool_24 hahahahah!!!!
@LuluEarl ehe!!  #FIFA15 will be great isshh...  Talema nayo iyi...
When ur P.C has the latest series than @DSTV .. It's time the other upgraded
Imma Let God be my guide in every journey I persue in life from today on-wards gdnyt pipo
Hate me or what!!!!! The comes a point in a niggas life when he is thirsty for a #sidechick ..
Sex was meant to enjoyed!!!! Some trey songs while u are bn fucked bt #Porn is killing the meaning of awesome sex!!!
@LuluEarl everyone had a fair share of success in FIFA14...  Need dominance in FIFA15... And am sure that will be me...  The guy to beat
@ManhattanDoc don't use God's name in vein...
@MissBetty_Booo imagine? Ama do the same too! Its toomuch. Kaya why they don't jst see a skirt n close their stupid eyes. Mxxm
@ManhattanDoc hahahahaha likewise..
@liverpooldeep God,God
@MissBetty_Booo kikikiki and you think it would help?
'He was driving the Tesla S model, playing loud music/he drove into an EMP storm and got electrocuted...'  #Canibus is on another level!!
@ManhattanDoc true!
My mind is on another level
And thats why i dont wear a ring anymore!
@liverpooldeep yeah!
@KevinHart4real. Is ride along 2out n ready 4tv?
You deserve better.....#hurts knowing am the reason
RT'@TheBossGirls: No matter how you break it down, some people will never get it.'
Happiness will come to you when it comes from you. Success will be yours when you choose to take responsibility for making it so.
sleepless nights http://t.co/1lfHWQlbta
Some people will never appreciate what you do for them.
Always believe in yourself, you are amazing just the way you are.
Trust before you love. Know before you judge.  Commit before you promise.  Forgive before you forget.  Appreciate before you regret.
Franklin and Bash is the other side of #suits.. U do nt  always need to be serious to win Court cases.. Sometimes u need some fun
If I pause my fifa Manager to reply to ur text then u are special!!!!
When u knw more abt Jay-Z life bt can't even remember a sentence of ur course work!!!
When am Up this time I know there's a Girl somewhere Bewitching my Sleep.
Hell yeah I do http://t.co/sVf1Jx2HWI
FIRST THING TOMORROW..  BUILDING THIS ~~~~> 'Faraday Cages' http://t.co/kewzfgRdeb
Bought somebody some Belgium white chocolate/ Dark chocolate bt after a few weeks I cud nt stop my hands frm touching and finishing the it
1. Her foundation 2. Her Skin colour 3. Her legs do nt match.. Jst close ur eyes and pray or jst turn around and run.. She is a F.B.I
@LukwesaTuba find some else
Rip Robin Williams
#RobinWilliams #dies aged 63 from an apparent #suicide http://t.co/kh3PRfVXhJ
Wasn't really funny....  But...  Oh well... Rip...
Time for my daily timetable.. Read @DailyMail and @BBCsports then we sleep
@robinwilliams a sad night R.I.P
http://t.co/pvvDGQJTzo
@Ayo_Saka good work my man saw the Facebook post
#RIPRobinWilliams  this is sad tho
After an amazing Two seasons of #HosueOfCards .. I am abt to watch the last Episode of season 2!! I am finally update with the show
@Jackson_VJ Gud Morning!! I am even abt to sleep
@Jay_Centric Jst checking!!!!
@Jackson_VJ I am still up doing nothing!!!
@Jay_Centric I think so!!!
@Mel_BrooksSA God help us.
It's easy to forgive the mistakes from others, but it's hard to rebuild the trust that has been destroyed. http://t.co/EiCuNhAOSK
@caristoclear man. I. JUst watched a movie called angriest man in Brooklyn....its sad.
@BishopJakes Pray that I find happiness within myself and I study hard so that I pass my CIPS examz that ill be writin in November this year
@geshgroove #HelloGoodmorning
'@chelseafcallin: Jose Mourinho v Louis van Gaal #CFC #MUFC http://t.co/9jmV7LT8Y6'Mourinho is a better manager than LVG
'@sagittttarius: #Sagittarius are too generous. They always give away more than what they should have.'
Wow can't believe this dude's gone one of the best actors of our generation RIP Robin Williams
@TaySoGlobel I'm up DM me
Can't want to see Van Gail tactics @ManUtd
The #EPL is totally a different league
This is where bottoms placed teams end up beating top placed trams
I'm traveling to Vietnam in 52 days. The only concrete must-do activity planned so far: a gigantic waterpark. Wooohooo!
I thank God that am in this brand new day, I pray for peace nd joy in it..
Masala clinic in Ndola put on a Ebola alert. #populatedndolatownship
When I cared and loved so much someone never appreciated so its time to just look forward and move on.
Do Dr do research project at the end of there programme, like they do in Business & Engineering
People may come amd say be calm but they never understand what kind of pain you are feeling.
Wishing for what is the past just means you are not old enough to make cricial decisions.
#np Maxwell - get to know ya #LeoSeason
Joker on radio claiming he's got a cure for Ebola!!!
People react to certain stimuli not that they planned but because of the situation that they are confronted with.
@luchi7 & @roxyjonesk ask that man how much he charged the Congo n Nigeria guys who took the drugs.
@ShuponPoniryder @shaybay218 @jazzyjt41 @LuisaJackson75 @PrettyRedbone80 plenty love for yo
@luchi7 & @roxyjonesk we need public feedback for that mans drugs especially from those cured
The greatest time when a man has fear is when they make the first attempt on what they want.
Mr maela has found cure for Ebola
He is just a Zambian geography teacher, lets give him a chance #Ebolacure
When I look at my family tree I see nothing that can stop me from being like others#Mkandawirelineage
If Mr Sondashi a well placed figure in society has been neglected who then is Maela?? Ministry of healthy should be serious.
@rphoenixzambia If Mr Sondashi a well placed figure in society has been neglected who then is Maela?? Ministry of healthy should be serious.
Jamie Redknapp:Chelsea are my team to beat this year They have no excuses now,they have the squad to win the title & I think they will.#cfc
'@FwJesus: God's love is not restricted to when you think you've performed well. He loves you even when you make mistakes and fail.''Amen
Kifubwa water Stream Solwezi http://t.co/YljMu2dpHs
@noxykitten  I hope you didn't' slap the poor guy.
@PUSHA_T yoh guy when you dropping us something! we waiting for some pusha music doe :-\
Down in the caves http://t.co/L5HWCHXPxP
@DrumMagazine RIP #RIPRobinWilliams .
Whenever a fat person sits beside mu bus, I just regret all the time and effort I spent  ironing my shirt...
@DrumMagazine a nyt at the museum,mrs doubtfire and jumanji.
@ireaIMacklemore: Keep your head up and never give up.
Old school rapping Cripy, Psyc, R.E.D. 2008 Livingstone Zambia...... http://t.co/uscPCkjRLq
@cynthia_kalembe welcome on board!
@Classic_Greg  Guess where i was in this pic.....lol ish this boy grown http://t.co/0kXlGfI4VR
As an infant all I wanted was a mic en beat to spit on....... R.E.D http://t.co/MHnDXdDsVQ
My girlfriend told me that am so caught up on being sick,its childish ,damn! her  words smacked me in the head and put me back on track.
Coming soon http://t.co/4GYnmO5ezR
Happy birthday to my beautiful daughter may the good Lord be your light for many more years to come http://t.co/ADFj2Forsx
looks fade with time, so don't let looks be your only talent, lest you get left behind
So sad..mrs doubtfire 1 of da clasics#rip robin williams
I swear I wanna tease bt no thank yo
Feeling blessed #greatmorning
@KevinHart4real wen will it ready 4tv can't wait
I don't sleep anymore coz sleep is for broke people
'@PrayInFaith: Remember the good times, be strong during the difficult times, love always, laugh often, and thank God every day.'
'@kumalo_jo: My outfit today is sooo not me.. But whateverrrrr...'<< send a pic loool >>
@pmaambo hey pius, do you stream Flava fm? And what's the url if you do?
@OriginalVerve would love to have them in my drawers
#RIPRobinWilliams one of the most talented artist I have ever watched
#RobinWilliams RIP Robins Williams
#Chimbala for breakfast hahah now that's balling
RIP......Robin Williams hate it you had to go like that. I hear it comes in three's http://t.co/wwhRuGnxqS
We're weird...but we love it. @ 28.08 http://t.co/OGRiCJahvR
#Wonderful
Good morning..
Congratulations to the @Karibamoonrow rowers for compleating the 250km non-stop row on #LakeKariba #Siavonga #Zambia http://t.co/taNXylunY6
Just met a street vendor speaking fluent French. #thingsthatmakemehappy
@mukukahmwila93 yo watsup!
@mukukahmwila93 nothing muc jx chiling with homies,m in kitwe.left yestrdy
@hiphopcrisis feat JK,Nice move.#diamondchainalive
Now he is out there with the greatest. Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton, John Candy. #RIP #RobinWilliams
Rest in peace Robin Williams.. Father. ...Mother..Nanny...Mrs Doubtfire.
@TheKnight48 unpunished.
This guy just called me Ishmael...! it must be the beard.. http://t.co/P5nN8QGvU0
RIP Robin Williams
The Last Ship is interesting
I say WhatEVER I want to WhoEVER I want, WhenEVER I want, WhereEVER I want, HowEVER I want..
@Osilliation lol I'm I lying tate?
@Mz_s0mefAng May  the odds be forever in ur favour
Just soo hard to find good music to listen to nowadays.
'The beauty of the morning isn't the sunrise but the thought of God giving us a new day to see through life.....'
@Nattie_sab kindly follow back thanks!
'@TuttieTasha: '@_LukeAtMeNow: Wow RT @Cybvr: Ebola is a 6th level demon - T. B Joshua' There's levels for this shit???' lols
Woke up and straight to the kitchen!!!! Break-fast is calling
RT '@Muunda_: What the fuck is a kalilole?'..Mirror
I wouldn't care if u was a #Prostitute, n th@ u #Hit everyman that u ever knew, u see it wouldnt make a difference if that was way b4 me n 
Ice prince feat AkA | N word (Remix)
Kirk Franklin - 'Believe'....
Zambian girls feel they deserve tuma good things of life simply because they're girls...smh..
Done wt class for nw http://t.co/juEPbGHj1s
'Hide me....coz I neeeeeddd shelter from the rain...' *sways* *twirls* *bats pretty eyelashes*
The Ka dance kuma last in 'N word' video..
http://t.co/wuuST2o60L
Found my North again. New Post: Aftershock http://t.co/iiaNlcVcyp
Satan seems to be attracted to Pastors kids...
He likes them too much..
RT @KoenaMoabelo: A smart person knows what to say, a wise person knows whether or not to say it'
@CasheySlizzer Kfb nw
Sandford C Mweene. ..I Miss You Lots..
Very sad for Zambia and for the family of architects and his close family, architect Walusiku Lisulo owner of Wasa wange lodge is no more
Im the #KingOfTheFall..
@ work http://t.co/8HYH8vbDIQ
@Lalozie and I. Piano solo. Voice and keys. Next.
I usually love sleeping all alone..
Car wash employee attempts to 'STEAL' clients vehicle.. #Zambia
I had to run back to my room when power finished, half of my heart died when my phone went off, this social media is killing me#fellingmwaa
Cuz a real man knows a real woman when he sees her... & a real woman knows a real man ain't afraid to please her
U will lose if u chose to refuse to put her first
'@Bhartcool_24: '@5ive_Ngwee: Car wash employee attempts to 'STEAL' clients vehicle.. #Zambia'<<---where?'..Livingstone
I would rather not live like there isn't a God than die and find that there actually is one....
@Leon_ross93 very soon, nationalist extension, zipas and others will be done in our area.
Music is my passion 1
Good vibes
RIP ROBBIN WILLIAMS. Made me laugh
@StilettoSecrets I wish I could explain. But I will make it upto you when I am back.
@Ab-Soul: #Closure
And I take full blame but in this world of selfish men,, you keep your heart inside your chest and not in someone else's hand..
@Thao_Cortez Mwaiche u gud?
It's easy to stand with a crowd; it takes courage to stand alone.
Hey Girl, Can i call you Karma? coz you my bitch..
My doctor said that I'm deficient in vitamin U..
You wish I was your poundcake, You wish I was your babymama but No..! #FlawlessRemix #FlawlessRemix #FlawlessRemix
'Never let anyone Devalue you,cause no one knows the future'
@StilettoSecrets
You're hotter than Papa Bear's porridge..
I'll kiss you in the rain so you get twice as wet..
Life without you is like a broken pencil. Pointless...
Are you a Carbonated drink?  coz you're SO-DA-licious
Can I pretend your legs are butter? Coz I wanna spread them..
My favorite days are Saturday and Sunday because they have U in them :D
I ain't an Arsenal fan bt still own a Gunners jersey's!!! http://t.co/pyuyy2tPjt
Truth is, 'beautiful' has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together ;)
Wait!! Is that butt yours or a cigarette's? Because that thing is smokin'!!!!
I think that was a corolla..sinina oneh bwino..  @Keitrisha03
. The car was shot kuma tyres and the car wash employee was arrested..  @PhillipTembo
@MissMwiche don't act like they ain some bad ass tweets lol..bet u secretly wish your mans would say that kinda stuff to u every now n then
RT '@screamKataiI: '@5ive_Ngwee: Car wash employee attempts to 'STEAL' clients vehicle.. #Zambia' Kwi??'..ku Livingstone
'@MissMwiche: @MryungMrfresh lol dickhead' im a dick-head.. you give dicks-head.. :)
@Chilaz10 @ManUtd lool. I can see ure getting desperate. Glazers don't sign players. They work on managers instructions.
Honestly when I think back about girls I dated in the past,that was just time wasted.... http://t.co/RZmXkUv72s
@zakarx happy birthday!
@MissMwiche said the one who started it.. smh.. self righteousness isn't the path here sweety :)
@Chilaz10 if you wnt to blame anyone for nt signing players yt blame LVG. y the hell was he chasing vermalean fr 15m and not de vrij fr 6m?
@Mwakanji akukubwira Muyakhe chabe.
@PrideLodgesZA @RoyalMalewane @Hg2
#Np Roberto | Save our love ...this song reminds me of my munda wakudala.....MHSRIP :(
'@SeedOfColTembo: Are there people who put juice mu fridge? Like, a chi Thirsty Orange juice so...?' we are here..:)
'@Vonmako: Ati am cravin hungry lion...lmao' lol
......Ask steve jobs wealth don't buy health
only you can save our love..ah ah ah our love our love..you can do it for our love..
#NowPlaying Karasa | Go mama Go.. #Oomf loves this song kwati kaya..
A Dec/ immigration, OP going down # CHAISA.  MASSAI WAPYA BAISA http://t.co/w0NBf6l0ce
'@RAMSEY_MWAMBA: @5ive_Ngwee nice pic sis'....am male :|
The shud never be a political like #Frankunderwood.. This nigga knws how to get to the top of the food chain
I Love Zambia. Best place to live in.
Lool Zambians ni so che..navintu vamene siba ziba bafuna kuzi fakapo..its hard for them ku nkala che real..  @Vonmako
Awe we are a lot you not alone...  @SeedOfColTembo
Ironic, he made everyone happy but died bc of depression, @robinwilliams R.I.P Mrs. Doubtfire is one of my favourite movies of all time.
moving the Garden town out of the dark ages (@ Luanshya) http://t.co/7ZyIcmiFwe
@MOSSEINN Lmao!!! Thanx
Cuz a real woman knows a real man always comes first...& a real man just can't deny a woman's worth
Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you..
U attack me whilst im mindin my own #Tweetness and u expect me to not react?! A BIMBO is what u are... smh
Frank underwood!!! How the fuck get's to be president without even bn voted into office is jst brilliant and evil
@LungeloT_Ngwane lol! Too much my guy! Too too much
@EssentialFact pornstars ryt? Lol
@Mwangalicious just wen mommy z De touching herself bby z strtn to get started. ..yo favourite mhbfl strtd! Hows my child?
Some say there is no vaccine or cure for ebola coz it doesnt attack the western world. The real question is why is ebola common in Africa
No nigga shud be as evil as #Frankunderwood ...
@donbronsen: @BaD_SichuatioN #TuesdayTreat&#peace http://t.co/0WKgOfXl43 the dudes music is dope
@Terence_TheDJ dope
U 18 and u hv seen more dick than a female Dog.. Something is nt right u need help!!
@Mwangalicious I kn imagine after resting all this whl...am fine child how r u?
@TNT Franklin and Bash or @USA Suits.. Which one is better?? I wud say Franklin and Bash!!!
@Mwangalicious hvnt watched tv d whole lot of last week am getting der. .bit by bit!
@Thelma4eva my thelma hows u? Hv u met my dota @Mwangalicious?
As time passes, things change everyday. Wounds heal but scars still remain the same...#FindTheLight
Word!!! http://t.co/KG7bALMU6s
Do you trust your lover100%.?
Can't play no games. #HustleTime
cGottah @FrancisCinco designs.. I cant wait to receive my evening gown http://t.co/TWzcQVLW2m
I love!! @FrancisCinco http://t.co/bJx6Qmoph0
Model things. http://t.co/iLT8FOAAF7
I know that look http://t.co/hPSYfh4kfP
Amen! http://t.co/UYh3FjiYYt
@VincentMwale Nayo Nayo Hon. Am glad the women of  kasenangwa has received and acceptd our MP.
@JoshuaNamuyamba Amen Papa..
Know yourself know your worth !!
Some men and women here boast mu reality like 'Do you know who i am on twitter?' upuba.. Social media has made some people stupid mweh..
@Dux_musonda hope you brought me something or ill be pissed...
Please don't love me and I won't love you, cause it could get ugly before it gets beautiful #MyVersion
The issue at hand is sometimes ignored due to the problems underfoot.
'Only those who do not want God's forgiveness are out of its reach.' TB Joshua
Whatever happens to #CreamDollar ...we need new kopala music beats!
Eh this Picasso ft Muzo-ulwambo track though... @KPLUS08 sampled it yet? It's fyampable... Rinsing it apa so!
There are ppl I'd rather see once a year than everyday. .
So security turns up early but his drunk again! Someone's gonna get fired!
That screeching annoying sound on the airtel network when you try to call someone
#Rinsed Picasso ft Muzo- ulwambo #Indimba.com
I can't say rest in peace to a rich 63 year old that chose to kill himself when so many people #Struggle to survive everyday. #RobinWilliams
#RobinWilliams williams killed himself n y'all on his dick? He had #Depression? From? #Poverty? #Ebola?#HIV?#Debt? #Marginalization? #FuckNO
Go to any hospital and look at patients clinging on to dear life. Most wont see next week.Think bou th@ n 'll know y idc bou #RobinWilliams
Hungry.
If #RobinWilliams came to chipata to see how some people Live he'd change his mind bou that 'depression', grow some balls n move on. Smh
My close friend lost his dad last week. He battled illness for so many years. He wanted to live for his family, we lost him. #MHRIEP..
@eonline simply elegant,love the skirt.
djstalyzambia@gmail.com
#NP plolitics as usual #jayz #reasonabledoubt
@Mosesmutambo : When you're so close to someone you can hear their voice in your head when you read their texts.'
@FUCKtheBULLSHlT. true
Having a slow! But lovly day!
I miss being in love af! Miss that feeling.
#brookylnsfinest
Allo managers @BeeKansumba where is Cream? We need a different dunka!
While yall pump willie I run up and stunt silly #jayz #Brooklynsfinest
@DalitsoSoko @Lubonate @LMbalashi @smallenglishmanJanza is a Technocrat,
Missing someone!
@lenmastrapa thanks and you are welcome.!!
@Ndine_Kruger AqzedF0h!nYwF
@Ndine_Kruger sorry brah lol my key pad is kinda messed
@unokwabz #OrphanBlack #Epic hmmm?
NOOOOO! (Tears of Joy)  @sandichichi  http://t.co/DkV9HkSifn
@BeeKansumba For some of us outside radio coverage send to our inbox! And tweet please!! #2014
@unokwabz ohhhh!
@sandichichi these makeup pic will kill us! http://t.co/oVfTpoRhXt
Seems legit (Tears of Joy) http://t.co/SmjBKXzk6c CC @sandichichi
@joshreif it won't in 40-50years..
@MattiePJ Amen Mum.
am feeling me right now!
Money can't buy happiness but makes it easier to be happy....#Think_About_It
Ati All Men are dogs!!! Then wat Breed is your Dad?
You choose to hate, it just dosnt happen! I don't know about love though!
I don't think there is a key to 'success' 'good life' I just think everyone makes it too complicated!
Finally Done with my classes goin to rest nw
@Kush_Kndy me too eey...ts makes my days
@IAmMuzicJay me too....that shit sucks!!!
The things we love kill us everytime #GameOfThrones
'The things we love kill us everytime, lad.' #GameOfThrones
@IAmMuzicJay yep tats the way to go
Lunch n drinks http://t.co/vxa6dYznXv
Wth bae.. drinks  http://t.co/7alYqKOQKB
@KenKardashain well if you don't notice anything wrong then you foolish..
@YoliSpice #LessonsLearned
@KenKardashain if you are not black or asian then you won't u/stand.. And you probably know the category you fall in...
I had a really super day with my grandma:I thank God
@Edwardshultz they have other european countries I.e U.k, france supporting them.. Russia is one country with a silly president..
@DalitsoSoko what qualifications,? The most qualified coach is @KalushaPBwalya
Solid. Like an elbow cast.
New Bae.... Lol might as well feature my kid sis on here #LaFamiliar @ Home.., http://t.co/qf1Yvz3HcA
@PIswagg: Chiluba PI King Ng'oma wrote: Stand 4 Sumthing or Fall 4 Everything #ItsJustaThought
@cnnbrk damn!! He looks like another sterling..white people woow!!
@magbedu. No pro
A fatal attraction
A fatal attraction is common and what we have common is pain
Cause iam #renegade #blueprint
I pack heat like iam the oven door!! #jayz
#aintnolove
Girls on BBM will 'Hey' and don't reply when you respond 'wasup'. Acting like she just saw a Snake Lick off her feet?
@TashaTrendy @geshgroove lol so true
@chika3287 lol
@KenKardashain Of course not but your analysis and comments says a lot about you..
people who go to jail for not snitching, usually ending up regretting.  it's illogical to get locked up for your friends stupidity
I assume the story about Rojo Ramjet has been broken by a source other than tribal football and the common 'trusted source' business. #Mufc
I see the excitement among #MUFC  fans is on the up about Rojo Ramjet. Stats galore on my TL. Nw that we have exhausted the Vidal stats (Tears of Joy)
Agony is being in an exam when everyone else starts using their Ruler and you don't know why :/ Lool.
Forever is a long time
But evan a broken clock is right like two times a day #gunsandroses #jayz
In order for u to experience #joy u need #pain #GunsAndRoses #jayz
The place givn 2 young Reece James in tonyts game nids a world class wingback. if we sign a defender and a right wingback we ar okay. #Mufc
turn my misic high #jayz
young shitin on haters I aint #fuckin wit yo #jayz
Gat a money hungry lawyer that wil eat the case #foodforthought #jayz
@VivWanga @SkippyinZambia @missbwalya braved the scissors in the end. My reward; my boss telling me I look about 8. http://t.co/1lhgOdRmeC
Time to watch my beloved Man Utd take on Valencia. #mufc
Watching my heart beats for lola
Knowing your own weaknesses is the best way to deal with the weaknesses of other people.
@Mosesmutambo : You are responsible for your own happiness. If you expect others to make you happy, you will always be disappointed.'
gotta do some brown nosing. gotta get back in the bosses good books, wasn't cut out for stress
I love @bernardokath
Team #kath
@Christ_Meal waooooo
@Edwardshultz when has russia ever given a shit...about the world.
Penalty Miss by rooney#MUVsVAL
AB is bae!!!
Homecoming!1
Usually at the point when u really trust someone,thats when they show u the colour of their bums!tsk
When I become friends with a female they have really given me a reason to trust them otherwise! heelll noooo! beasts these ones
I figured ur best friend would actually date ur ex, because there's the impression 'I want to also be happy' in their heads! bless
Otherwise!I always learn my lessons the haddest way possible!and I swear when I rise,I come out a lil too strong!its sad
U might think am heartless,but no am just no NAIVE!!!
Level of being vindictive, 'very high' u might be paying for something u did to me 3 years ago! yea
But then again naayy checkmate!ur sad enough!
#yawning
Let the word of God rule your Life
all the female blacks in Disney's The Princess And The Frog, have permed hair.  Twitter has ruined me
OMG!!!!! So so so PROUD of my salala!!! So proud! I BEEN telling you you're brilliant! Greatness is one day closer babe! *throws confetti* 5
correction to my last tweet, even most of the male black characters have permed hair too.
@GoalUK finally! YES!!! From ab unlikely source though
@chelseafc wOow! I've always believed in diego costa!
If you have about 20 pipo who talks about God frm social media say Praise God for you're protected coz they take time to pray for you
God is ready to stop an entire program just so 1 man may Believe in him #MSW what a mighty God I serve....
@MissBetty_Booo ama do that lol!
@Glimer92 mwansa
Cleverly will do anything to get an assist. #MUFC  #REUTD14
@GoalUK seriously!
Rock n Rolla was a badass movie doe. I had forgotten how awesome it was
#realmadrid#HalaMadrid ..let's go
Chelsea tearing you apart
SO @BeatsSine: For beats, visit http://t.co/84aQN9O5cU  Credits: Rick Ross, K. Rowland, Jessie, MTV, NBC, Cali Swag & many more!
Owhh yeah http://t.co/WnxVK2atri
slow world
Totally addicted to reading #GameOfThrones http://t.co/pFSpD4lZ5S
I'm sorry for beating @chelseafc at @Atleti, says Diego Costa http://t.co/CcthOfmQo8'
As a child I cheated on my English test... with a calculator!!#MGWV #PeachesFollowTrain @Cum_n_mybootyRT
Nothing of matter can go extinct, matter only changes form..
Song for the night #onrepeat#can't get enough.. johnlegend is indeed a legend :-D @ Kabulonga http://t.co/ucMPQSECGl
Hala Madrid
Will keep on Updating you http://t.co/6464C1Ij7t
@SufiaAnwar lol i can understand :) ye dekho dar ki chain start with cokroach nd end wid cocroach lol http://t.co/qsbdUftkJQ
@Mohammed_LFC96 Yeah.
You know you thirsty when you gi through 300+ pics hoping to find a girls bbm pin on instagram lol
Its been a good pre-season for Utd. We ve won all our games. Well done lads!
Robin williams suicide has shown me that the people who give us laughs n smiles may be battling their own great sadness!
@SuwiNamutenda hey
@erniemusa looking for those tuma bar code pics
'@Questionnier: How many times have you eaten today? #QnANightExclusive'twice!
'Ninakula mumavuto yasatana' @slapdee #true Kufarm ife yenze bad.
@GoalUK Van Gal just gets the result in the end! @unokwabz
Rihanna wants to buy Liverpool after Didier Drogba told her
Thanx Fellani, hope you pull your game this
Thanx Fellaini, hope you keep the fire burning this season. #ManUtd
'To receive my trust is to do what few, and fewer still, will ever do'
@ZulaQi The Rza.
Maaaaaaaaah nigga..
Schoolboy Q
'@MesutOzil1088: congrats to #RealMadrid! an uncontested victory! #uefa_supercup'
That opportunity to make a difference, but beyond self-control choose to spend an entire day indoors, watching The West Wing. Volunteer on.
Today was an absolute win all round. :)
@missbwalya i went to see Paul at arcades as @SkippyinZambia suggested as I was passing through & was feeling adventurous!
@SkippyinZambia @missbwalya @VivWanga haha! NoHomo sure. Some guy on FB just called me cute. Maybe the haircut was a bad idea...
12 months in haircuts; august 2013 to august 2014 in 2 month increments cc @VivWanga @SkippyinZambia @missbwalya http://t.co/5s0BWa3Ns5
@SkippyinZambia @missbwalya I declined that hair wash as was in a rush. Maybe next time I'll try it out.
@YungVerbal O my goodness!those shoes.lol
We are coming #ManchesterUnited .
@ManUtd @WayneRooney congratulations.
@YungVerbal I can see that.
My hair line needs work
Lmao! @Adams_Mtonga someone stole your Zambian accent, tell'em to bring it back!
Wonder if 'The A' can still speak bemba  @Adams_Mtonga
@Adams_Mtonga hahahahahaha with an accent or nah?
@Adams_Mtonga haha I'd really like to hear that! Next time U call, U should hit that mother land language
@Adams_Mtonga that means U speak with an accent  BBM
Bullshit!!! No wonder illegal downloading will never stop.. Fuck this #soundcloud is better. #spotify http://t.co/QMp124ibqC
Shoutout to boys who still ask girls out on dates 
Late night session #soundcloud.. To hell with #spotify.. Acting up over here and only working overseas http://t.co/xfDjQzMoc7
#NLT Tuesday Feat Drake http://t.co/RA2pkVvH5d
@TheAfridian watch this funny video https://t.co/7P1haMD47d
When I watch the news I only conclude one thing; God/Allah.. Whatever you personally call him.. Will punish us badly. We've made a mess!
Wow what a way of doIng it, Louis van Gaal has appointed @England striker @WayneRooney as his new @ManUtd captain:
Wen least expected ManUtd manager Louis van Gaal has done it 1st it oz wrld cup dutch systm of play and nw at manU wen oz expctng RVP its WR
#wcw  good laaawwwdddd! love @ 28.08 http://t.co/LSBm6tgW4
I'm a feminist,mostly bcoz its mostly my sisters and mum who have been my sponsors and gave me the chance to excel....
I can never hurt a woman,dey just too beautiful,I wud rather make luv....
Work http://t.co/xzWAYayov9
@stefanypack then fuck yourself..who does that..? Fix your mind.
Do you know how it is to be nice ehen everyone around you is anoying??
If every kiss begins with 'k' then I'm just going to assume that when you text me 'k' you secretly want to make out.
She's a HOE because your boyfriend wants her? She SCARY cause she don't entertain y'all? She UGLY cause you don't look like her? GROW TF UP!
'Whatever the mind of man can conceive and believe, it can achieve'. - Napoleon Hill
Please don't mistake my personality for flirting. Just because I'm awesome doesn't mean I like you.
Today I pray for those who are in situations that seem hopeless. Put your hope in God & you will never be disappointed!
I don't need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me the fuck off.
I prefer not to think before I speak. I like being just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.
@AndrewDxniel my sins
He said it best: 'Seize the day coz believe it or not everyone of us in this room is going to stop breathing,turn cold and die. - R Williams.
After aunties wedding http://t.co/mSnzwRy4hc
I lost the fight but I've won the war #GBD
@Riahh_Fbaby lol I play slow Jams and think like for 30mins
@DJFreshSA: Eish!! RT @NotoriousSulo: http://t.co/kciq433amT dead
: No matter how many mistakes you make or how slow you progress, you are still way ahead of everyone who isn't trying.
@SkySportsNewsHQ definitely deserves the armband. He has matured both on and off the pitch.
@Questionnier: What do you like most about you? #QnANightExclusive my smile
@Questionnier: What do you dislike most about you? #QnANightExclusive I care too much
@Questionnier: That song you listen to when you want to sleep? #QnANightExclusive adorn
@Questionnier: Do you have any regrets in your life? #QnANightExclusive vibing every girl
@Questionnier: Is there a movie that makes you cry no matter how many times you watch it? #QnANightExclusive the best mans holiday
@Questionnier: Mention the most important thing in your life? #QnANightExclusive my parents
@Questionnier: Guys, Cc that female tweep with a very sexy body? #QnANightExclusive @Riahh_Fbaby
Plan to introduce reviews of latest and old Gospel albums on the market. On our Facebook and Twitter pages http://t.co/OqPgshYmEh
@Questionnier: Your favourite song? #ZeroToHero adorn
@Questionnier: Most played song on your phone? #ExclusiveTuesdayQnA adorn
@Questionnier: Guys, tag few cute girls here? #ExclusiveTuesdayQnA @Liss_ahhhh @Shuffs_ @Kucci_hearty @illyvanilly27 @xo_xo_candy
@SuwiNamutenda hey! Hope u have a gud morning
Off to bed at 7am (Confused Face) (Hushed Face)
The glory of young men is their strength, but the splendor of old men is their gray hair. Proverbs 20:29
@SkippyinZambia @VivWanga @missbwalya yep. I gain/lose weight easily. Dropped 25kg in 5 months October to March. #paleo eating is my thing.
Goodmorning. #LeaveItAllBehind
Try him and see if he won't open then door of his blessings. Just do as he say in the book malachai 3v10. Morning http://t.co/HS5KNoy4gK
Goodmorning tweeps
@mz_luwi what's for Wednesday madam? Morning http://t.co/ephaYKQg2c
@SkySportsNewsHQ #ssnhqyes #ssnhqno  he is matured enough to lead the devil in himself nd the red devil as well. http://t.co/nIlNRuWW3F
@CHRIS1MK from God or the madam? Which is which?
@geshgroove @DJLBCZambia really is there a day like that
Input that! http://t.co/pBwfn6y5h1
The other. Woman
@Jayikonik #ikonslive4ever u 2 eey
'Don't chase anything except drinks and dreams'  Don't even chase drinks just chase dreams that's all'
Soooo alota my nieces and nephews are tweeting coz their parents are on facebook! And I'm the only aunt that tweets! #TooCool Haloo'
@chika3287 @YoliSpice #TooCool lol we left them on fb
@DylanFreeston94 follow me nd I will follow back
It is not what happens to you that hurts its who does it.
'If you're bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things - you don't have enough goals. - Anorld'
If someone does not love you for who you are then s/he is just not for you. Be yourself.
'A quick-tempered man does foolish things, and a crafty man is hated. - Proverbs 14:17'
'If people cut you down or talk behind your back, remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.'
@CHRIS1MK woow human to hard to get along with.
@miss_lingerie morning cute!
@D4D_pOkO morning
'Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle of life whether they admit it or not but its true and real. Believe me you.'
'Something, If it is important enough to you, you will always find a way. If it is not, you will always find an excuse.'
Enjoying meeting Nakonde communities & seeing @ActionAidZambia projects but much less keen on Northern Province's roads. #BumpyTimes
'Carrots are a good source of vitamin A which helps maintain eyesight, but they do not actually improve vision as commonly believed.'
All I need!! #jayz
Don't sacrifice your peace or dignity trying to point out someone's true colors. Lack of character always reveals itself in time.
blessed morning y'all #2Timothy1:6-8
Waiting is much easier than having nothing to wait for.
I used to believe that prayer changes things, but now I know that prayer changes us and we change things.
Life is all about learning from yesterday, living for today, and hoping for tomorrow.
In this world, anyone can copy your 'CREATIONS' But no one can copy your 'TALENT' Your attitude is your identity..
What would life be if we had no courage to attempt anything.
@SmozMC still in chelston haha yo phone is now onn??? sent my numbers in yo DM
If 5 seconds of a smile make a photograph more beautiful then just imagine, if you keep always smiling, how beautiful your life will be..:)
Always give without remembering & always receive without forgetting.
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
Worrying doesn't take away tomorrow's problems, it takes away today's peace.
As long as you have hope, anything can happen.
'@PhilosophyMusee: He that deceives, deceives himself most of all.'
#Tyrant its so epic!
Time and Smile are 2 critical things in life. Sometimes tym makes us forget how to Smile, & Sometimes some one's Smile makes us forget tym.
@luchi7 & @roxyjonesk matebeto is when the brides family prepares food for groom to say thank you for keeping the bride well.
http://t.co/C6uGdeDwuC
@luchi7 & @roxyjonesk chilangamulilo the bride clocks aswee but with help coz she can't manage to cook all the foods.
@luchi7 & @roxyjonesk chilangamulilo is simply showing the grooms family that these are the types of food we eat.
'A man of knowledge uses words with restraint, and a man of understanding is even-tempered. -Proverbs 17:27'
How are you?
'Look at your problems as problems & they'll continue to hold you down. See them as blessings in disguise & that's what they truly become.'
@luchi7 u are right, I had chilangamulilo myself and depending on how I keep my wife will have matebeto.
@luchi7 because matebeto can be even 2 to 3 years after you get married.
Happiness is not based on your circumstances, but on a decision you make.
'@BBCtrending: In pictures: Career of Robin Williams http://t.co/pOHYT0CMQt #RIPRobinWilliams http://t.co/MUpRjyFXyw' @Yamenebalesa
@alphabetsuccess #really????
Catching up on Idols...#GroupPerformances me likey..@IdolsSA
Practice and hard work beats talent! http://t.co/Xl09OjPDsC
'Why do famous and rich people always get free things when they are the ones who can afford it?' #Just thinking aloud though, don't mind me
'90% of people will fake laugh when they don't understand what someone said to them.' #Fact!!!!
Yes, another one...cause I can. #wcw #nofilter @ 28.08 http://t.co/cAysBKG2d5
@Terence_TheDJ wild world we live in bruv
Ohh my gosh what did I just do
Captain Phillips is a great movie! => @BBCSporf: BREAKING: Wayne Rooney in training his morning. https://t.co/y6ZIKRCupa
@MissBetty_Booo No problem
@SkySportsNewsHQ missing out will be red devils again
Make a mess and don't forget that life is a dance
@D_Ldn @SkySportsNewsHQ #SSNHQ devils will miss out for the second time in a row
@D_Ldn no doubt united will miss out for second time in a row
@RealBlackCoffee remix of @Avicii 's 'Lay Me Down' takes me back to the Home Brewed album. It's flames
I like the way usher and chris brown perfomed 'Good Kisser' at the BET awards... Watching for the 3rd time
I like the way Chris brown performed loyal and Usher good kisser at the BET awards..watching for the 3rd time
@Hardy_LS I iMessage outsiders......drop me ur contact for experiments
@TashSilva by simply going all night without sleep till its done
Listening to at @MissBetty_Booo Afro connection  podcast on @jujuradio.. The music selection is of the highest quality
@AtienceZambia Some pipl ayi! Pretty lady stranded with a suitcase and the best you can do is take a picture and drive off? Smh! (1/2)
@AtienceZambia are you still there I come pick you up? (2/2)
@Terence_TheDJ SMH, I know that kind....
#FiFa15 Goal line technology has bn included
@Chi_4dee The expert us to turn poverty into riches
I'm loosing my mind.
@Chi_4dee The expert us to turn poverty into riches
@CHRIS1MK We never keep time!! U are never late bt we are jst delayed
Psychology says, sometimes silence is the most powerful scream and indication of something being terribly wrong.
We all want to be faithful bt c'mon hv u seen  the different  types of beauty. Short,Tall,Light,Dark then the is the ass!! Dear Lord
Wednesday boring..........day. http://t.co/H629qeDPED
#burried lmaaaoo RT '@Thagman_: ati sum pipo are confusing 'Ebola' with 'Bola Bola'....#IDie'
How is my laptop charger going to stop working in the middle of my leave (Loudly Crying Face)
@MTVbaseAfrica t
@MTVbaseAfrica @TreySongz @Usher @chrisbrown they are are great.#triplethtreat.
@MTVbaseAfrica @TreySongz @Usher @chrisbrown they ate all great.#TripleThreat .
Our Electric power supply Zesco tho!!! *thumbs down* this is lunch time for crying out loud!
@TashSilva I tell u no better way than that, sounds exhausting but its worth
@djangelika12 hello
starving and studying don't really get along do they?????
@isacrespi17 thanks and nice to meet you ....
@CHRIS1MK I hv no idea..
@Whouman English please
@Whouman no please just English....
@Whouman no...!
It doesn't matter if you've been serving God for twenty or thirty years, He makes all things new! He never wants you to grow weary.
My word, Really?>> '@TheUnusualFact: Bruce Lee was so fast, that they actually had to slow a film down so you could see his moves.'
Accapella performances  review #saIdols
Ifyumbu fyaku sashila...
@Jayikonik mm gud n u
Time away from Lsk is exactly what I needed.. im #Alive again..
Zambian celebrities love hanging around shopping malls without getting anything #pause #broke #smh
'@kumalo_jo: Ed Sheeran and Sam Smith' << music for the soul>>
@Ms_fugi yeah I am
Chalo by @AbelMusuka and @thenameisMag44. My tune of the day..
Ignorant shit!!! #jayz
@RichmondByron you troubled white pig..
Only mc with a flu yah i rhyme sick #jayz #Brooklynfinest
'@TransferRelated: Manchester United hav agreed a 53m fee with Juventus for Arturo Vidal. [Gazetto Dello Sport]' < don't u guys get tired?
@SuwiNamutenda mmMmmmMmmmmM
@Ms_fugi remind me next week yeah?
Everyone has talent. What's rare is the courage to follow it to the dark places where it leads.
Take what God has given you and make the best out of it!!!!
Be careful who you pick as a friend, most people pretend to listen but are only gathering information to judge you with.
When things are not adding up start subtracting.
God will not allow anything to come into your life unless he has a purpose for it.
When you are down to Nothing God is up to something.
A woman can't change a man because she loves him, a Man changes himself because he loves her.
RT '@Fact: When you're happy, you enjoy the music. But, when you're sad, you understand the lyrics.'
Just Followed @ClubInsomnia1kindly follow back thank you!
Dear God i know am not perfect, but i want to thank you for loving me anyway.
We either make ourselves miserable or we make ourselves strong.  The amount of work is the same.
@vinyl_2020 @killa_kamy Saw it yesterday. Good stuff
Angel of death
@Edexcel when will the international A level results be available?
Even when im in chipata niggas in lsk still hating.. smh
#cfc #trueblue ready for 2014/15 season #warready http://t.co/ipW0ICyU1C
@call_me_Chale @IspeakWisdomBro  can you be anymore of a stereotypical nigger lol
gotta feel for torres but again it serves him right.. '@FootballVines: Fernando Torres preseason compilation. https://t.co/mXN0X44Otq'
@lumbi06 @dhliwayost @ThaDragonPrince @Musi_IK @LarryTheOmigior  his bin consistent & hard working year afta year. Totally deserves it.
Our guests and team counted over 200 elephants in the #SouthLuangwa yesterday on #WorldElephantDay
@MihaliMoore brings back memories!! A long way from your current home!
Tune into @DJLBCZambia's show today and you just might hear 'Wonderful' for the first time ever! Link goes up later! #Transition #NewRules
Wiggle wiggle wiggle! Galz busy singing #loose sum weight dawg
You might notice a change....listen out for 'Wonderful' on radio this week and figure out what! :)
@call_me_Chale @IspeakWisdomBro lol kumbukani aren't you supposed to be working or sumn busy tweeting
'@IspeakWisdomBro: @justcallmebwana @call_me_Chale bro I don't get paid that much that I'd be scared to lose my job because of texting' #dead
Someone to tell me the difference between End, Finish and complete.
No matter how good or bad your life is, wake up each morning and be thankful that you still have one.
@AtienceZambia iyeee! may I request that you google number 1 cause of pot belly!! :)
@mampiliciousme chikondi Diva
@Ayesha_144 thnks
'@Ayesha_144: @Ray9224 no problem , i will always follow #CFC!' That's a good one we all belong to the @bluefamily
Umupondo @Macky2umupondo  @ http://t.co/yj1Tan9Nl6
@Edna_tasha I meant attending classes
Am a born sinner but I live better than that,I don't care if you aint fucking with that....
@5ive_Ngwee Who will be buying her Avocado at 0100hrs?
Sick https://t.co/ApzTihD9SP
Destined to win on each and every day #wekeepmoving
RT #true https://t.co/9lcrn6LQxi
It is not only those that goes to the gym that have six packs,hunger gives people six packs too.
@5ive_Ngwee hope she's not reading your tweets.
@BrunoKhanyile thanks man
@lundaziboi yea buddy we have cookies (Winking Face)
@5ive_Ngwee you wouldn't know. Lol
@Omar_Nasser9 thanks
That moment when all your thoughts are about the future n all you have in the past are funny moments. #honoured to be alive
@Kucci_hearty how you ma?
Moment Of Time!!!!
@5ive_Ngwee iyo niyachendi especially uyu gelo wakulusaka na smile. Uyu ati!!!!! Namuibala dzina lol
Lauren Bacall was one of greatest, most out standing and most beautiful actress on screen. #RIPLaurenBacall  http://t.co/2St12Xi6ZH
Miss zambia audition this saturday copperbelt province at CBU#lower cafeterial frm 10hrs...
'Let's make it happen. Do what makes you happy.' #quote
'@chelseafcallin: Diego Costa #CFC http://t.co/HrVh1LrYQo' He's just showing how lethal he is going to be @chelseafc
Niggas tryna create fake relationship shit just to make me look bad.. I see you cuh'
Ts happening again the oktoberfestt by R n G this oct at fringilla looking out 4zone fam5
Lmao! RT '@Phillias23: some times artificial eye lashes makes some women look so annoyed or like she is perplexed'
Who won? #windvsminiskirt I am sooo curious I need help. :p
#CFCFamilly this time #Chelsea will storm the #barclayspremierleague http://t.co/aooeirgbdt
Who in Gods name told you am single @beautiful_claritha am sorry but uh am already taken girl. But I can hook you up
The Ben 10 Kids That Live In Lusaka Do Some Crazy S***...
Huuuuuh twitter the only place where weirdo's message you. And call you honey bun.
@Erica_93_ hello
Musangu Village along Luapula river in the background http://t.co/pkQyjZQJCm
@Mwizzy14 hello
@Erica_93_ am gr8t, hw r u?
@Erica_93_ okey that's cool,am Raymond and u r?
@Erica_93_ wow! Wht do u do Erica? Ur name reminds me of a friend tho!
The only way Marijuana can kill you is if you get murdered by a serial killer whose name is Marijuana
Madam looking good. #BANGER
losiing something that wasnt yours..?? #FoodForThought http://t.co/2jXMrN4fpN
There's nothing wrong with making mistakes. What's wrong is letting a mistake stay a mistake, without putting in effort to make it right.
I've grown up with Hungry Lion, all doz KFC's u r introducing me 2 r alian. Nd no offence but dey suck aswell. My Legendary H.L still rocks
I put myself in a mental toucher.  This is what I really get for being honesty at the last minute
At intercontinental hotel.
@Erica_93_ a high sku friend:cn u tell me abt urself if it okey with u?
@the_lombz yahoo yahoo,,yahooooo yahoooo, yahooo
@Jayikonik lol yae ttats the way to go
@Erica_93_ I was at Luangwa high sku in Luangwa District:u knw it?
Watching Cula Sibone @Adams_Mtonga the big gay guy  nice hair do
@Erica_93_ oh okey! Its a nice sku bt in the valley
@Erica_93_ plz jst try to follow back!
@Erica_93_ jst try to follow back Erica if u cn
Joshua and Jacob looking out over #Botswana and #Namibia at sunset. @ Chobe River,Kasane ,Botswana http://t.co/dBD5LoHbk4
@Erica_93_ wht r u doing nw Erica?
@Erica_93_ alright bt let's keep chating
@Erica_93_ alright Erica u got it
First time that I've spotted motorcycles in #Zambia! Plenty knocking about by Tanzania border. http://t.co/OqdnSoM5Hn
@Erica_93_ are u there?
Yesh @Adams_Mtonga I could do that but without cutting my hair
High on Adolescent years & the Juvenile hormones
@Adams_Mtonga I dunno his name, just saw him on tv. Oh my 
I really worry about myself sometimes...
Some things r better left unspoken
LMAO @Adams_Mtonga I'm weeeeeeeak
Its the soul that needs surgery...
Y does it always have to be like this???!!!! Its like a cycle... So predictable... They're all the same
Today....was good x
I hate how I let the dumbest things bother me sometimes...
U! @Adams_Mtonga 
Mixed feelings
The moment when u jst need someone beside.
'@LifeLimits: We lose ourselves in the things we love. We find ourselves there, too.' All the time
I love my beau!
'@My_nza: Zambian sextapes are the funniest I swear' that asthma attack that girl had like DF
#ThrowBack #LancasterUniversity with this guy!!! @Simon123k my brother frm another mother!! Miss u man :P http://t.co/tKCJRX8oTb
When I remember manmaid nd the best friend 'missperfect' cc @M_Deliciouss @odette lmfao
@Ms_Nammy lol, is there a new Zed sextape?
An amazing conversation with mwenda she's such an inspirational woman...#timewell spent
Incase you missed; 'If your boyfriend uses Maximum Condoms on the regular he is not financially stable enough to be having sex'- #TweepGang
Up to now some people should know your option about me doesn't matter call me all you want I still get what I want..
Say all you want about me I don't care I'll keep who I want in my life .
@kruzofficial hey 
@MrYobe kono mina.....kkkkkkkk
contrary 2 Twitter relationship advice, good Head is just good Head it won't make anyone fall in love with u or stay in broken relationship
@Ms_Nammy damn, what is happening pa Zed?  now my bundle will finish.
@kryticismusic lol tat shit sucks!!!!
Latest Zed Sex Tape. I'm laughing my arse off. The number of sex tapes has been a PF govt phenomena, very weird coincidence
@TwentyKwacha @AskCheyB mmmmmmmmmh***thinkn***
when ao u nid z juxx a nice meal.....gaaaaaaad#hunger!!!!!
When ao u nid z a nyc meal...gaaaaad#damnHunGry!!!!!
not All of Africa is bad like that '@Ruthy_Valdez: Without peace, there is little hope for human rights. #Palestine #Ferguson #Africa'
before you give your heart to anyone, check for compatibility, lest your heart be rejected by recipient
When can that moment come and just wipe all this
@Ruthy_Valdez cool
#CFC many can say Mourinho is not the special one bt statistics dnt lie he actually better than the four top manager in the #BPL
@x3_mayya @zachzoeller weakest
@KruzOfficial m gud juxx caught u on my mind
@x3_mayya @zachzoeller just checking my brother. You good?
That new @VicMensa and @KAYTRANADA song is beast!
@pinningnut @gaynorlsimpson love that song, thanks for the lyrics
my Zed Conspiracy Theory. Sextapes are leaked by cellphone companies, to get people to buy bundles
@x3_mayya how is it?
when I was a kid, used to have a recurring dream of falling off a waterfall.  would wake up in a cold sweat, stopped when I fell off the bed
fortunately my recurring nightmare stopped early, or I would have become one of those seeking meaning in dreams
'@ChelsTransfer: The Special One could wrap up a 20million deal for Sami Khedira before the end of the month. #CFC #AFC #RMCF (Express)' yes
That was rough, glad that's over!
In life its hard to find that perfect partner bt you keep on trying that is by looking at all angles
classic '@atinyking: RT @AdamLuxxe: This is so rare http://t.co/Y0Uzgw3xu2'
You're her boyfriend, he's her newspaper, her Daily 'Male'...
Don't find love, let love find you. That's why it's called falling in love, because you don't force yourself to fall, you just fall.
@Phillias23 kikikikiki no
@iam_mameyah hate that gaaad!!!!
@x3_mayya life nd its associates
Am I the only 1 with mad love 4this track@JayRox05 #Ituntulu http://t.co/X1HGQ1yVV5
@x3_mayya that's great my dia.
Some call me arrogant... I call me confident
This book! (Face Screaming In Fear ). And I'm only at chapter 4. I take back everything I said about Ludlum! #ludlum #novels ~ http://t.co/3qGiLiu37M
Will just watch the @Kaizer_Chiefs game
the most famous is Diallo from Senegal, but how many unarmed Africans get killed by cops in America?
Best thing I never had!!!!
Sam Smith - Leave your lover
@CROWNED_CHICK if the penis is tooo small.. Then it's alright
Emotions need to be controlled because they can just put you on the blade
Captain america
Its been one of those days were was working because I'm supposed to, as opposed want to #doughy
Today my brother I support Manchester united and City becoz my blood pumps Red and Blue!!!! I won that round!! Niggas was speechless
I don't know why people find wrestling so entertaining, coz I find it so irritating on my part.
'@FunnyPicsDepot: When willy wonka give you a day off http://t.co/t09mEDLB9k' #Dead!!!!!!!
It's nw normal to share a man or a woman.. Jst stick to ur contact agreement and Nobody get's hurt..
eto must be some dick who the fuck is he to be demanding that much at his age & drop in performance.....hope this ain't true #ynwa @lfc_family
@ThatChiickLulu hahahahahaha!!!!!! My advice is give that Girl a bottle of shampoo.. Head and shoulders will do the job
No more Mr.Nice Guy.. Fuck it!!! I also want a #sidechick.. Besides Van Gaal does nt always use the same player in every match
@D4D_pOkO hahahah!!! Such things are for ur eyes only..
'@superstargolfer: @Addie_mill hahaaa  'no homo' I will miss you too' #Friendzone
@Cloud9Chewe #Dead
@iam_mameyah mmmmmmh nigeria z a no 4nw....#ebolafest place
One day I will also hv in-laws.. Kekekekekekekekek!!!! Fuck this.. Shit's getting real
@D4D_pOkO the will ever make money off ur item and when the get caught the will blame 
@ChinyimbaJr mmmm tamwa lande sana
https://t.co/3cb0sDE8sE Torres sucks! !! LMFAO
You go to China for two years and come back with a British accent lol  #Butthatsnullofmybusiness
I don't want you to leave will you hold my hand
U spend ur rent money on some gal that will nt even return ur  calls. My guy u official bn chopped and Screwed
Keep it in ur pants boy... U don't have a chance
Yes I still believe in love, it's the reason I exist
Every time I see a wedding. First thing that comes to my mind is the #sidechick that will help keep ur marriage strong!!!
I don't have much to give, but I don't care for gold What use is money, when you need someone to hold?
@D4D_pOkO Hahahahahaha!!
@ThatChiickLulu aww.. I feel ur pain.. Everything will be alright. Lyk I said tell her abt Head and shoulders!!!
@ChinyimbaJr lol mulekosa???
Mulungushi University peeps! Lol
Jeeeeeeez!!!!!m losing my sexy flat belly ts growing big off late....ooomf!!!
@ThatChiickLulu Hahaha!! No problems... How hv u bn though??
@Tigu_El u re a sophomore lol????
Intangible favour is looming around
'@_DwightJr35: :( '@swanknificent_k: Keep it in ur pants boy... U don't have a chance' yerp,.. Its that deep lol
Ribery retires!!! W.T.F.. C'mon bruh!! France ain't the same without u..
If McDonalds came to Zed!!! Bitch wud suck dick jst for a big Mac and a bottle of coca-cola
Need myself a sexy Milf or sugar mama.. What to try something different in life!!!
Craving a greek salad at this hour #strange
I am a holy ghost naked wire, if u touch me I will show #ebola
2 from 2 @KazierChiefs @PSL .. C'mon Glamour boys.. Let's win the #AbsaPremierLeague
@JoshuaNamuyamba true sir
@ThatChiickLulu Tell me abt that.. It's like the are no jobs in Zambia. U jst hv to be a hustler to make it!!
@DJPillsBury101 lmaaaaaaaaaaoooooo!!! Awe far from that! But maybe I shud*thinking*
Life overseas is cheap!! The amount of things available for everything is what makes a difference
BVB jst killed bayern!!! The first Goal.. If the ball hit ur balls I am sure u wud feel like the ball suck has broken
@JermaineWatkins @darknlovely131 sure
@DaRealysTawanda kikikiki apparently the recent one is from Mulungushi University.
@njonginjo who are those njonginjo?
Worry fixes nothing. Prayer changes everything. - John Hagee
Happy 67th Independence Day. #PakistanZindabad
@5ive_Ngwee kikikikikikiki iwe don't kill me with laughter!
Amazing spa date it was @Kat_1ofAkind merci mon amour :-*
@darknlovely131 are you sure?
@ThatChiickLulu u be fine.. The will be a job available for u!! Then u can take a nigga out!! Lmao..
@Kat_1ofAkind you know I could get used to this ;-) nyt nyt
'There is no reality except the one contained within us ...'
My sister towela kabwe is the best #loveher 
Someone told me: Dont fall in love you might get hurt.... I told em: dont live, you might die! GoodNight Fam!
@hamima_30902 hehehe....Amen! Lol
@x3_mayya what of daddy?
Its had to kill the enemy inside your own head
I feel lucky
@ThatChiickLulu hahahahhaha!!!!! That's great :).. Free beers...
@CROWNED_CHICK hahah!! What did she do??
#Nw Hostages S01ep10
@MathewsRob23 your stage name aint shit infact it doesn't make sense
@VenusW_News vs. Lucie Safarova #TeamVenusW
Its better one than nothing
@5ive_Ngwee kikikiki it seems like alikwata ingulu weh! Coz takwaba!
I skipped class for this...  LOL!!! Am talking all damn day...!!
Exhausted...(Sleeping Face)
The worst kind of betrayal is usually from the ones that are closest to you... I trusted this one bish though! With my life even..
Then she screwed me over 187!!..  till then did I realise that I'd rather be hurt by a man than have a true friend betray me
going to Youtube Six Million Dollar Man. just thought of it
@ThatChiickLulu :) ... I need to draw up a contract to ensure this promise will stand
You just don't want to say never because of your hope
Sugar free candy is the reason I have trust issues
Its late but this movie just seems to be so good to stop watching eh!
Hungry Lion #chickenFriesareBack
laughed so hard at this  Steve Austin Rescues Jaime Sommers (1987): http://t.co/oLxOr39zBB
'you never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun'
i don't remember it being so cheesy The Six Million Dollar Man TV Intro: http://t.co/BgZuSm5B7I
@Maculata12 Lol Mu haha stoner mind??? lmao
@missbwalya @Stimjoe the name denotes the purpose sometimes and on this particular case it does, peel your eyes and see, let ears hear too.
@missbwalya I have just blocked her
@Ellz_Laser easy and faster link here http://t.co/6S3DB1Dbc
@ThatChiickLulu okay
if only u could see past my make-up
'@BrunoMarsNYC: You never realize how much you like someone, until you watch them like someone else.'
'@ireaIMacklemore: Be strong, things will get better'
Downloaded the weeknd's new single only to discover I hv already heard the song b4 bt W.T.F it's still the weeknd #Often
Moving on,,,,,nicki will be in SA..  Like am running mad crazy *starts screaming*  have a girl wishing money could grow on trees.. Dammitt!!
how i want to be right now http://t.co/PyNOtWd3Tz
@Mgijima lmao! Mmmmm ati 'Saints' I think neither of the two words deserves them.
I act like I don't care, but deep down I swear it kills me..
'@FactsOfSchool: As a college student you're either struggling academically, financially, or spiritually. Or all 3'
Ghost stories
Goodnight people and have awesome dreams that will come true..
The NBA schedule is out!!!!!!! LBJ vs Melo is knicks first game
@YouTube
@UareRoyalty amen
@ChibuyeK mwaliyina ba secretary #MDAZ
Another late night itunes session #NLT Can you Do this - Aloe Blacc http://t.co/rHCn1WXcKa
I call it Magic when I am with u.. Still call it magic when I am next to u #NLT Magic - Coldplay
@ChibuyeK bane you are up kuno busy feeding baby boy #Parenthood
Someone's house alarm is going off big time dogs are barking! Lets hope no ones robbing the place.. Soon just gonna hear gun fire! Oh Africa
2:30am I got shit to do tomorrow, stupid dogs !
#party y'all don't wanna miss! The best #deejaysondeck  @ZedBeats @ZedMusicBlog @LoadedZed @ZeeMusicZED #lsk #zed http://t.co/0jxwT1rxq6
#Disclosure #SamSmith - Latch ... :P.. Quality tune!!!!! http://t.co/0rk2Bqz2dF
@Iceprincezamani dope track bro #Nword  too awesome @akaworldwide @DONJAZZY #killedit
@DJPaulyD you finally changed your hair style 
Thank you father am up #teamjesus #greatmoning
I can see past your make up oh what a beauty I have to my eyes you've already been found. Pompi. Make. Mizu album
Speed kills  http://t.co/AzlQvV8R1R
The Good in you stares out the bad in them.
Shake it off....#keepmovingforward
Problematic? ? Im so problematic that im probably a problem addict..
U ought to be ashamed of yourself.
@Dyazmak_Dread pwahahhahaha...how ugly are those pants???!!!i gota c
Munkwala wama hip munkwala wapamala munkwala wachimuna!
The past can hurt but the way I see it, you can either run from it or learn from it.
Mcmarley_things http://t.co/vkspDJx3KX
New Video: PARTYNEXTDOOR ft Drake - Recognize http://t.co/wAdZKcoka7 via @ViewHipHopBlog
So 'bae' means Before Anyone Else...And 'OOMF' means One Of My Followers...How come i didnt know this .....
Wow,front row seat. Lovinq d view. :)
Morning pipo5
@PrinceChinyimba thanxxxxx
@mz_luwi really
It's like everything Dj mustard touches turns into magic.
We are not what we have done but we are what we have overcome in life.
When your boyfriend is pursuing his MBA u just gata work hard too lool..via motivation
@njonginjo that sacks?
@WisemanSoko lol yes bro...*covers face*
I'll explain on BBM lool RT'@WisemanSoko: @Miwelove Ouh! Cool huh!'
#NP The matter-Maleek ft Wizkid *doing a ka dougie* loool
@Leeyowe armpits too, i think
Funny how  cockroaches are scared of the cold but would most probably survive a nuclear weapon attack #smh :D
I hate it when I get out of bed and just look at the 'spot' on the ceiling
Monday night all is set #CFCFamily @chelseafc #CFC http://t.co/pSPValh4UA
Joy comes in the morning :) :)
Can't get over this track ==> http://t.co/BNGQLiyms3 by @Zina_ER
Mourinho: Chelsea can dominate Premier League for a DECADE http://t.co/Yp8givMega #cfc
@Leeyowe between avondale and ibex hill.  on the rd going to chainda
@5ive_Ngwee @IAmMuzicJay broke ass mfs smh #dunka dunka musician
:)
AMAZING GRACE........
@luchi7 & @roxyjonesk  featuring Kan2 on @rphoenixzambia breakfast show. http://t.co/R1ztUxdyzG
@finchmclovin hey man you good?
So what if I have a drinking problem??either love me or live me alone
The rainbow view at stamford bridge #cfc #perfect bring on 2014/15 season #EPL http://t.co/Ru9Fx3HqSS
Can't wait for this nxt season #EPL #cfc http://t.co/K6D4kEFriW
#TRACEREQUEST ....We Dem Boy....
Happy Birthday lovie @Tobias_tjay have a great day 151
'@CeezMwanza: Sia + The Weekend = Elastic Heart' love that track
Happy Birthday Dizzy @mwabadizzy have a great great day
Same old shit just a different day!
@Chamupe1 hey
@IAmMuzicJay @5ive_ngwee yaba I dnt thnk thre is any1 who fancies him doe pssssh!!!!
The 270TB storage pod: Does Seagate or WD make the ultimate 6TB hard drive? http://t.co/94IQNlFBx0
'In 1992 Dracula used to drink virgin blood. In 2014 he died of thirst'
Good morning.. God is good finally outta bed
Jux opened my IG to find my aunt hs followed me worse she has sam nyc pics goin ryt on..!!z thre any social net our parents join!!gaaaaad
gaaaad n to thnk avi re juxx pics#so behind!!!!!
Jux opend my IG to find my aunt z follown me..,worse she has sam nyc pics ryt on..z thre any social net our parents won't join..gaaaaaaad!!!
@Nawti_Nuel @no_rookie @Iamtchalla lol poop dey see neh
Stop editing ur pics what if u go missing how can we find you if you look like beyonce on instagram and waka flocka in person
@kumalo_jo loool lemme what's app yo
@JackC_CFC thanks Jack
Find someone that's worth your time, your smiles, and your laughter #RelationshipGoals #Yogi
@IAmMuzicJay @5ive_ngwee lol hz such a thot n wll neva ve a fanbase
Ebola nw in nambia nn congo....m here in the copperbelt God pliz make congo very dstant frm zambia Amen
@IAmMuzicJay eeeh he shud live room 4atthaz
@minesotafame @no_rookie @Emmap7 @iamNikeAce mmmmmh.
@joowan_ @no_rookie @Emmap7 @iamNikeAce ths doeesnt look ok yoh
@sitisuh01010209 @FeriiSmc lol
@IAmMuzicJay yep juxx full of#dunkashit
I jst love you are dead inside #BelongToTheWorld
Like I Give a fuck.. Few minute's late u are checking ur phone to see if she has replied!! Nigga u do give a fuck.. Jst admit it!! :P
Nowadays am getting high just to balance up the lows....
S/O to @claribumz #Chuffed you like #Chuffed
There is satisfaction in knowing that you have given something as many chances as humanly possible before finally letting go.
I don't need anyone to make me happy because I'm the source of my own happiness.
unless he wears diapers, stop thinking u can change a nigger
If la Liga starts with all four incomers from #Realmadrid and #Bercelona that will mean we are to determine the great team in Spain
N N N NO WAYS!!!  '@leelabee: did you know i actually have a stutter? sometimes you can pick it up on radio...'
@luchi7 Is it Heroes or Levy??
@Leeyowe yebo
Its My life,my choices,my mistakes!!! KEY WORD 'MY'..plain simple.
Results that are released after 3 months!!!like c'mon actually forgot I sat fir an exam...
This life is like a horror story, when you great a lady she looks at you like an animal that's so dengerous to humans. Why is this so?
Everybody thinks if u are going to England then u are only going to live in #London.. Like serious.. I think u need to go and  re-seat
Unnecessary things owns you more than you own them,
Ur exams.. U clearly can't tell the difference btw London and Lancaster
I hear am supposed to move with my ID wherever I go.
TBH, Iggy & Rita killed it http://t.co/Rv3i4PWMPm
When a nigga's room is clean jst knw. Tonight ur ass ain't invited to smoke weed or play Fifa.. He will be busy working out with his bae!!
@DaveMitchMiller Lmao!!! It wud be a flop
Paying my own siliza is so painful!! (Loudly Crying Face) (Pouting Face)
When ur dad discovers u are dating the Gal next door!!! Nigga be like.. She is my studymate bt u finished sch 3 yrs ago!!
If #Suarez was african the following wud hv bn said 1. He is a zombie 2. A devil worship 3. His skills are frm sacrifices of eating pipo
Be careful with Gal's that hv awesome voices pa phone.. Some niggas upon meeting face to face hv denied knowing the Gal the talked to
Minding the moods...
@MullerChitundu both with club & Country, Ban from all football matters to competitive games
#sidechicks  pliz try to behave lyk  chelsea football player torres.. He knows what part he plays for chelsea as a sub!! That's it
http://t.co/MUc1zoPsS7
This special tweet goes out to @CROWNED_CHICK !! The many twitter friends I hv is becoz of u!! Thanx my guy
At night she is a 10!! Wait till the morning!!! it's a sad story on her face .. Beware the power of make-Up
That's it for now!!! my material has been shared feel free to retweet and retweet.. U can hate my jokes. No worries. Wengers also has
Haters bt look at the man.. Unbeaten season with Arsenal.. More trophies than Jose last season and this season combined!!
Housewives of George Compound.. #ZNBC c'mon let's hv a real reality show nt that american  bullshit!!!
Niggas hv muscle with small  t_shirts and be calling themselves beast or animal bt when the speak the sound lyk a cat !! W.T.F
#ANOMALY http://t.co/kcidW3Sqpa
Opening up ur soul 2someone, letting them into ur spirit, thoughts, feared, future, hopes dreams... That's being trully naked
God is faithful
Am never gona let any man interrupt my school! #NotMixingBusinessWithPleasure! NOPE!!!!!!
It all began in 2010 Arg Vs Ghana, then 2011 with Evra, no handshake, bites ivanovich, bites chielloni #suarez
Gotten myself used to bitter staff forgot how nice hot chocolate tastes. Am so making myself another cup.
@iAmLenga I know them and I love them too. You should bring or else I will come chew those on your chest lol
It came as a shock to hear my best friend in the village got a girl pregnant. It came as a greater shock that the kid will be named after me
When my brother reminds me # of times I changed my t-shirts today.. 7 times
@guardian good move... We live in a globe village.. So shit just has to go especially if its offensive to others..
Am so annoyed
If she has more celebrity followers than normal pipo!! Stay away.. She ain't over the legal requirement
IFA Fair in Berlin set for September 3. Maybe can make a switch. @nokia @Microsoft @Windows #MoreSmartPhonesComing
I pour my heart out for nobody (Smirking Face)
Ouchear putting in extra hours  no one said success would be easy
@TwOne_Two looool! That's part if the disturbing.
Wtf the network at the pig stay is better than the house who planned this farm
keep what you need... throw away what you dont.
@TwOne_Two uh huh???
@JanessaMwanza sup... how u doing.
Haven't thrown it back in a while lol #TBT to last semester at school. Gdd After my presentation ~ http://t.co/19XHCox24w
@TwOne_Two nope!!! Nothing. I'll leave my boyfriend home.
'I'm slowly learning not to let my happiness depend on other people.'
I've never eaten rabbit before. have only eaten mutton on countable occasion.  don't think I can eat oysters.
Thngs happen 4a reason....so embrace the hard tymz....
I've gone 2 weeks without a coca cola or any fizzy drink.  part of my attempt at healthy living.
'Don't let haters bring you down. Let your haters become your motivators.'
@SesiChoene been drinking fruit juice and water.  processed fruit juice is a scam, no preservatives my foot
I think I must be one of the youngest grandmothers in Zambia. Dis family na big oh...chey! :O
'Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.'
@kangaroo_jaack when I think village chicken, I think unchewable bones
'Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.'
In our hurt, at our worst, when our worlds fall down, not for a moment will you forsake us.
how can natural fruit drink, without preservatives, have a shelf life of 1 year? not buying it 1 bit, but am off fizzy drinks, so what 2 do
@SesiChoene will compensate with more chocolate
Baby if you knew, the feeling I would give to you.
am planning on trying out new foods, can't be eating same ol same ol for eternity. my love of fish means I'll just have to try new fish
@JustSamu ever notice that non fizzy drinks cost more?  healthy living is expensive
@Maculata12 Lool I Love You Mu!! XD
@JustSamu will try that out. have an old family recipe for orange juice
Pheeeew! These are the jobs we always cry for.. #GirlCantGetABreak #WornOut
my ex step-mon tought me 2 make orange juice grate orange grind, bring to gentle boil, cool it and squeeze in orange. add sugar 2 taste
@ImranKhanPTI @SuleimanAliKhan @AliAwanPTI @AsimKhanPTI @ChaudhryRizvan @nadiachoudhary @PTI_tsunami @AlynaPTI http://t.co/BQP9YpCBcn
Everyone is normal. Until you get to know them.
@JustSamu guess I've got no choice but 2 try my smoothie making skills
'@Mulu92: Solitude is underrated'!!!!!
ok, done my time, learnt my lessons and time 2 move on. The past needs 2 get locked away in my mental basement. time 2 start looking forward
Jason Statham
people ask me how I lost 20-25kgs, and I tell them the truth, was stress.  hell will never stress myself out again, ever
But if i don't make it home tonight!!!!!! ///
Hey can I slide in your DMs like? http://t.co/0ynimtkG38
@Chamupe1 heya wats gud
Chiluba PI King Ng'oma wrote:  From the concrete who knew that a flower would grow #FellinMotivated
there's so many Chinese and Indian restaurants in Lusaka. have sampled more indian than chinese foods. never gonna try Sushi
@Jay_aman1 the other mulos must be a catfish! not to be mistaken for the One true Mulos of prophesy
sorry folks, today I'm in a friggin good mood.  a weights been lifted off my shoulder, so I'm in ecstacy, without taking ecstacy
I'm so old, I remember a time there was a cool drug called ecstacy. probably how people who grew uo with LSD probably feel, like a relic
@evorsoris it is Japanese food. with 140 characters, had to edit out alot of substance
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is that you're a terrible person and had it coming.
Cramps
It's so easy to condem buh so hard to acknowledge.
Van Gal http://t.co/2exccYopjI
@Chamupe1 yep I dodnt. Wry!!!!
'After an argument, over 80% people think of all the clever things they should have said!'
Still trying to figure out why I have a 40min porn=| I only need 2 minutes of this.
'Singing keeps you healthy, exercises your heart and lungs, and releases endorphins that make you feel good!' #theunusualfact
Any one DM me am bored AF
People let's put together our muscle and fight ebola
The most peaceful place on earth! Even the hommie in the white house knows! http://t.co/YarGPT6IXz
Bittersweet! http://t.co/p9KuZMnfv7
My granma is feeling some typa high!!
Pain changes people for real! http://t.co/zTgowLOGKZ
#mandaHill #GameStores... Kekekeke http://t.co/177FKYBNTp
The lady I call my own! http://t.co/p9S7eBRwox
Family trip with the fam tomorrow!!! Copperbelt :P ..
My phone is racist every time I type in child it suggests support its like it knows im black
@ESPNFC bravo Conte is the man of moment!
@CROWNED_CHICK Hahahahahahahaahahahah!!!!!!!! This is a tweet gone wrong!! O.M.G #hides.. My mistake. O.M.G this is bad
Jerks out there please which is a better stage name @tinnzyizdead or @MathewsRob23 #retweet for tinnzy  and quote for DC matthews ijerkid
'@freesermons: I am an imperfect person loved by a perfect God.'
@CROWNED_CHICK I even forgot abt it..
@Glimer92 okey, hw z it tho?
#MW3 lovly staff
Love sucks
YOur  EX send you  a friend request how do you handle that?
People like to compare themselves with other I wonder.#smh
I wish I had a normal life but again with the abnormality am grateful for all that I have
@malambosakala is this true?? http://t.co/8xZwyyrD1b
I will never Never!!! Take a bullet for anybody.. I love my life.. When u dead.. Pipo remember u for two days then forget u.
I know what you did last summer  & I still know what you did last summer. #JenniferLoveHewitt.
It will be very sad when Crystal Palace sack Toni pulis#smh
@Glimer92 its gud to try than fail,hw was ur day
I love you more than life c#Hillsongmaking my nightlight
@Mwila34 its an honest question.
@CHRIS1MK it's true..
@ThatChiickLulu My sister fried some yesterday.. Damn!! The tasted awesome
@CHRIS1MK A Baby or u bn robbed of ur phone and money..
before the war in Former Yugoslavia, media had shown Europeans to be be peace loving folks. that war showed they just like all others in war
This is how bad it is #Ebola http://t.co/IMP95sO3pN
@ThatChiickLulu when are u going to tweet!! Eating Vitubuwa.. U bn frying for too long..
I am not in the mood, No no no no no no no no no no no.
@CHRIS1MK bt #sidechicks are essential to the marriage or relationship cycle
Wiggle that ass mama.. My bad so sorry ur booty ain't lyk two planets.. It's flat like a plain paper..
#SamSmith his voice... Pure talent nt this for forcing lyk we are casting out demons from ur mouth
This is going to be war http://t.co/0nkrCISLyO
Nayewa inswa
That Foreign!!!! I mean the B.M.W and Mercedes or the Toyota!!!!
#CinyanjaNight
I'm such a happy person, so when this other feeling, Anger, comes in, it feels like poison (Weary Face) (Persevering Face)
64 Zoo Lane (Grinning Face With Smiling Eyes)
@Adams_Mtonga Hahahaha maybe tomorrow hey
@Adams_Mtonga no no, tomorrow
Lmao! @Adams_Mtonga are we really arguing about this?! My lady power says no
Siningayende namukazi alina nsiye Zochita Kulemba. Ngati si akhululupila pamenso pake ungamukhulupile bwanji?
@ThatChiickLulu hahaha!!! It's nt that hard
@AK8732 Toyota Anytime,Any Day!!! Can't afford a benz
@Adams_Mtonga naaaaaaaaah
I even ended up making a typo!!!
John Legend has a lot to tweet.  he tweeted about Gaza, and he's tweeted about Ferguson.  I'm impressed a big star stands for something
@Adams_Mtonga that Felt good actually
Sam & cat
'@opnsouls: stay drama free.'
The haunted hathaways
Missing bae5
I hate it when the voices in my head go silent... I never know what those idiots are planning
Crystal Palace can now start preparing to go back to league one
@ThatChiickLulu How many did u even eat!! 4 or 5
I can't wait for the next stage of my life
@ThatChiickLulu the taste better home
Wisdom is nothing more than HEALED PAIN
Forgeting such is like forgeting to bath:#ThrowbackThursday http://t.co/JuY1uyzgrf
. If you wanna learn to know what you're doing, you need to learn to accept that more often than not, you don't know what you're doing.
You have more power and authority over your life more than anybody else does.
'@nollywoodtweets: A man who wishes to be friendly with wolves, must first sharpen his spears #AfricanProverb'
That OX shit!! #TeamOX @theweeknd #Often.. This song is dope!!! http://t.co/ei3ErhUswq
Sometimes you start dating a someone long before you actually fall for them and when you fall ...
@Addie_mill. Really?
@ModelWithACause. Lol mmmm girl.......
@Addie_mill lol kanda funny.........Essie a bully
When she starts to act freely around u.. Two things it's either u are 1.Friend-zoned 2. She like u a lot.
This internet connection!!!! It works very fast at midnight arrrggggghhhh!!!
Kids ask toooo many questions.. Nigga chill ur tym has nt arrived!!!
Tony did a great job at palace. Then u decided to fire him.. Example that some pipo hv no brains. That head is full of water!!
@Bhartcool_24 what congetion.. It's wi-fi connection.. It's must fast and shit!!!
The only wedding celebrating we shall  hv is us signing papers at the court!! No wedding ceremony .. Shit is too expensive
@Jay_Centric Hahahah!!!!!
Tell me a friend to tell a friend to tell a friend to tell ur gal-friend to follow me <<<<  #November'sveryown
@IamLameck Tell ur friend to tell their friend to tell their gal-friends to follow me on twitter #November'sveryown ..
@Jay_Centric I did that once in secondary sch.. Slept with my uniform..
Namshit.. Namwainga secondary pipo !!! Apart frm @IamLameck !!! Who is active on twitter!!!!!
@linda_lisha Nf #followback  #followme
@IamLameck nigga do u want to rise a rugby team 16 kids!!! How do u even fuck !!
#REALLYDONTCARE http://t.co/0e2Pw6XG5m
#selfie http://t.co/sHWdjlB9J8
#beautyqueenorbust #beautyqueenThings http://t.co/1JtqwB6Bt1
@IamLameck Dope... U heard him.. Follow me!!!! U never stop laughing!!!
http://t.co/ISFCm88DcM
#wordstoliveby http://t.co/zZ8G9iAw3P
3 things it's either u hv 1. Fucked it 2. Tapped that ass 3. U are a friend (she see u as a brother in the Lord) kill urself
Once in a lifetime means there's no second chance
Woke up one day only to find my sister had followed me on twitter.. The way I acted as if the F.B.I had found my secrets
How is it that one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire???
@IamLameck Ur dick will end up talking to u!!! It will scream Bruh!! I am exhausted need some rest
I love you too #valentino #GIFT thanx bae  http://t.co/0eW0Ioa9Jn
Spending ur rent money  at a strip Club while ur Land lord is at home sleeping with hunger!!!
@IamLameck Of course, their parents hv gone to bed.. It's like allowing a kid to hv any candy he wants
Thanks bae.. I love them  #valentino #GIFT #FeelingTheLove http://t.co/DlWAGzqEtf
When she starts to leave shit at ur place jst knw she is moving in slowly bt u can also get rid of her staff :)
Sorry I can't
#PrideSEASON
@IamLameck My #sidechick also visits the house.. I do nt want her to start acting up
@IamLameck the share the same ipad that hv a lot of bundles!!!
Niggas act lyk the do nt like a chick!!! Fuck her and leave and the nigga starts to act lyk a cow on heat towards u. Upset and shit lyk WTF
Once upon a time.. I had a desk and if everyone took my desk it was war!!!! #schoolmemories
http://t.co/7YQbcNWetD
Now watching #theexpandables3#teamnosleep
One sweet day
'A soldier is not fatigued by fighting. It is the motivation of the fight that either wears him out or pushes him on.'
Someone who truly loves you will chase after you no matter what! And that's why I always do in case you were wondering why @nanitwani
@CassieSibongile goodmorning! Morning going good?
@LalombaMusic http://t.co/UUcSyzNudZ
Being in ya feelings
http://t.co/XUAl3Ol892
'@ChillAssTweets_: Guilty(Tears of Joy) http://t.co/nLjnOjKnG8' we all know someone that makes us feel that way
Going against myself even when I know what I must do
We are now on Google+ http://t.co/tMnrnYFndP
#HoldYouDown @djkhaled
Lyrics to this song- #HoldYouDown
Finally done, been hell of oa week..
'@WalterLatham For Bernie and Cedric #kingsofcomedy2015'
Up and about to be about!!!
'@zadama24: EXPECTANT mothers in Chief Nabwalya's area are shunning Nabwalya Health Centre and delivering at home because.....'
Giving up doesn't always mean you're weak. Sometimes it means you are strong and smart enough to let go and move on.
'@teracarissa: When you get in YOUR lane, you'll accelerate faster.' Word someone has to learn to keep their lane!!!
@Leeyowe that's a gud one my guy!
http://t.co/MQmVqNUfq8
@Leeyowe gud man hw r u doing?
Keypad acting up again!!
@kippy_yo wanted to tweet surprisingly nobody as said thank God its friday!! #TGIF my keypad acted up on me! :p
do your thing Mr Swagga RT '@hiphopcrisis: @ThatGuy_TLC About to drop a new joint.'
Its really nice to wake up in the morning realizing that GOD has given you another day to live  Goodmorning #TGIF
Convention things!! #Kafue
@Alalahs @bensonKjr don't let @50cent hear you say that. He is about his series.
Wake up and Grind Famo!.
#nowplaying Mavado - give it all to me
@bensonKjr @Alalahs @50cent I need to get back on that. Only watched season 1.
@Alalahs @bensonKjr @50cent pwahahahahahahahahaha! Aaaaaaah! You like things!
Its Technically Tha same Thing As Slaughter House, Cause I kill It In Ma Zone Son.
#MorningDrama  #TGIfreakingF  #GoodMorning (Smiling Face) http://t.co/B1p29chNjO
@UberFacts someone clearly messed up the concept (Expressionless Face)(Unamused Face)
Its a new day hoping to enjoy and make the best out of it
this has made my friday '@SwedishCanary: Never forget... http://t.co/QeAxWl2CTg'
@FunnyMeNow feel free to come to Zambia.
@Alalahs I'm planning a #HashTag move 
@daisonlungu yes indeed and I still stand by that. MPs lobby, advocate and facilitate they do not develop
Business in bed #Greatmorning #TGIF
@iQuoteComedy: dead http://t.co/3taFyaIjho dead(Tears of Joy)
If the word swag is part of your Twitter handle it's hard for me to respect yo
@iAmLenga 100% great lol I don't like that one unless making a drink with it. #Farmlife you're taking me back
Good to have sureaz bak n training visca el barca
East liberty-partynextdoor
'@BeckyMukuka: @swanknificent_k re-add me aunty 21EB6DF1' sharp
'@BeckyMukuka: @swanknificent_k my pretty aunty 5' thanks sweetie
I will tell you two important days in your life; The day you were born and the day you know why.#TGIF
Allo... @BeeKansumba its Friday. Cream atshani?
HelloMorninng
Greatweather out thre........
@TheFunHotSpot #TM_ft_Flavour_IKE 13hrs
This Is #IKMyLeader Leading From The Front Without Bullet-proof Window..  Proud To Be An #Insafian. http://t.co/T2dtNRTNLf
Lusaka bound from Northern province! #LongWayDown
Really dont what to work today...
@OriginalVerve no,its hard to even try to think about resisting
Forgot my wallet at home .... #Friday
Hum Nai Dartay Anay Walay Khatroun Say Farhan, Hum Jaan Bhi Day Dayine Gay @ImranKhanPTI Kay Aik Isharay Per.   #AzadiMarchPTI @AliAwanPTI
Sup there
I know money, girls, and GBD! That's why these niggers call me mutual
@LalombaMusic great fan of your ministry
Thers no courage without fear! #leowisdom #LeoSeason #enlightenment
Lol just heard my little sister walking around the house singing 'these hoes ain't loyal' word for word
#TRACErequest. Dam dat flick dat a bright future behind her...
Who gives antibiotics on a Friday?!?  Like seriously #putsthemawayforsunday
#danm wiggle!!!!!!!
Looking up in the sky because you have a lot of questions to ask that you need answers to.
Doing yoga with nine naked girls lol
#movethatdope
When you are laying hopeless in a hospital bed,and you have everything taken away from you its hard,you have to find a reason to get back up
I think am not having enough rest....feel tied already
#nowplaying #Afunika #momentoftime hard song....making my day #mylifeanthem
@UberFoootyFacts: LOOL........ Mourinho on Balotelli: http://t.co/uF58YVfDZa Super Mario
Zambian music on another level #momentoftime
WOZA!! friday.....#TGIF
@ESPNFC @premierleague @Hazard10 at Chelsea http://t.co/S5PWO2UNtl
@BeeKansumba ah cheers! Will wait.
The sword in ones mind is far more terrifying
The EPL is starting to tomorrow some girlfriends will be Ignored lol
Let love win.
Have you ever wondered why your time is of less value than that of others?
See i got the news paper of 15th aug 1947.the price of newspaper is 6 ana 2day d price of same nws paper is Rs 3 http://t.co/wIDAPXUTBT
Why should I leave my office to go to some place else for a meeting asked by somebody else to do a favour for them? Here to help. Come HERE.
@Davely10 if u must say so yourself. :)
The Namean Lion scene in #Hercules was enough to get me to go see the movie. And I was quite pleased.
@kryticismusic hmmm.. Not impressive? Waiting on TMNT now..
There needs to be a middle finger emoji.
Everyday's a holiday
Lil' Wayne - Krazy 
#Themoto
TGIF!!!!yep ts a fridae
@Revived_Signs yep tru that
@sebastiendutch lol any atha hip hop z a thot!!!
Must be blind #Dead
isn't it weird that some people are up at 2 am missing someone and there's other people sound asleep with no idea they're being missed pssh!
Not for MADE MEN
Awesome time at the leadership summit in Kasama at Peniel Assembly  with Pastor  Tommy Lilja.
'@CheeloSichone: @yuya_mal Lool I love that transition :')' hehehe, its not things
@FootballFunnys lmao
Don't let people change the loving and caring person u r Don't let anyone get u dwn. Use the love and goodness inside you to stay strong.
@KawserrHussain Truth is he could have easily had more goals. He will be better this season.
@victorriyah true...its a complex world
The guy who sang 'Like a virgin' #IdolsSa #woodenMic I'm voting for you bruh
Time alone with my own thoughts....a treasure in my mind figuring how to open it.
This Airtel Money is the most pathetic service ever swift cash is way better. #badserviceinZambia. Missleadin Ads ati #instantly.
Zero Dark Katete #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
'No regerts' Haaaa the cruel irony in that tattoo
The Red Katete #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
@luchi7 'from dusk till katete'.
The Katete Monologues #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
Uh oh @caesarcognac abort mission  => @Talented_Mr_Lee: (Crying Face)(Crying Face)(Tears of Joy) RT @mag_Darlene: How to lose a guy in katete #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
'Miss katete' #replacemovietitleswithkatete
For real? ==> @BenAFC: Bit surprised Wolfsburg have signed Bendtner to play left back tbh.
Idols wooden mic thou
NatGeo seconds from disaster
@BenAFC Wow, shame.
I wanna have a good grades without studying. I wanna have money without working. But most of all, I wanna love without getting hurt :p
Reverse mama reverse#forward mama forward#happy fridae!!!!
This secret society called the #TweepGang though (Crying Face)
@Talented_Mr_Lee @CK3000 @ChazzMaverick or go play with Kandi's friends 
Nature can't be tamed, embrace it 5... God's beautiful creation. He is indeed the best artist (Thumbs Up)
Finna post my pay slip...... for that #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete hating lad CC @Talented_Mr_Lee @YoliSpice @pearlyicey
Life is all about learning from yesterday, living for today, and hoping for tomorrow.
Never stop learning because life never stops teaching.
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates u, but nobody knows how many times u got fucked to achieve it
'The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.' - Mahatma Gandhi
K = k*+IRP+MP+DRP+LP #shitjustgotreal
It is not easy to turn nd walk away from you once treasurered in life! But some deserve this card. http://t.co/C3g4H6x8co
@Nalukui_peach87: #replacemovietitleswithkatete No retreat no katete @Talented_Mr_Lee
@mz_luwi do you know it by heart?
The #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete = stress relief, thank you @caesarcognac and the #TweepGang
Katete and the bee #replaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
The rumour of us #cfc selling schurrle God forbid had to come true would be a great mistake like the robben one we still need him #greatplyr
Captain Katete: The winter soldier  #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
Osofia in Katete #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
Thor: The Dark Katete #ReplaceMovieTitalsWithKatete
Man of Katete #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
To some level I really respect #afc fans really coz through it all the 8yrs without trophies the still stood by their team #truefans
The Wolf Of Wall Katete #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete
.....I don't think as a #cfc fan most of these not true #cfc #MCFC fans can do like wise...I know I would never leave my #cfc regardless
#strongbond
@TamTamsWorld @ZulaQi why alcohol?
I have long since forgotten the original reason why I don't drink alcohol. no one really believes that I've never ever drank before.
apparently non drinkers are into women and sex been told that by many a womanizing drunk,made me wonder how they ignore drunken philanderers
correction, have been told that by many a lady, and many a drunken womanizer. the world just doesn't trust non drinkers
@TamTamsWorld @ZulaQi what did you recommend? absinthe should do the trick
Don't be scared of the future regardless of what lies ahead. Be ready for anything. Stay strong & never let fear enter your heart.
they're playing Bound 2 on radio.  whack song. Kanye needs to rekindle his fire
Wow!!!!ths was really random!!!! http://t.co/lGOb2Tdxvc
Feeling myself http://t.co/Ioexr1fm8N
Happy Friday friends :)
@ZulaQi @TamTamsWorld looksba bit heavy. and a clash of flavours. how does it taste?
#NEWFLAME
RT '@GaryLineker: I think Chelsea will win the Premier league. There, I've said it!'
@Iam_mwewa not too sure who won
@Iam_mwewa ohhh yeah...that guy who dances a lot  yaba...
@mulezed how you doing man. Long time...
Love is in the air so I hold my breath till my face turn purple, keep a few bad bitches in my circle, my nuts hang like they ain't no curfew
Love is in the air so I hold my breath till my face turn purple, keep a few bad bitches in my circle.
Imagine a life without me
'@john_mumba12: @Eurrys you wont believe this. The screen broke again' haha which one is worse b4 or after?
@ManUtd @PremierLeague @SwansOfficial #mufc
@ManUtd can't wait for tomorrow
In my opinion Cech should go and be brought back into the chelsea management after he decides to stop playing#CFC
@tildahnamunji mdala atibwanji
https://t.co/4Fh3vE77I9
Day well spent....Regional convention of the Jehovah's witnesses.... I have benefited a lot....
http://t.co/AjAmkm3FvG
@Mwizzy14 hahahaah that's funny!
@RajRajmehtaraj it will just even reduce his price and go out of form
@TheShedEnd_ he can do it if only he concetrates and work hard
@ABKool did mine yesterday
@tildahnamunji laka man, wayamba kuvala ma tie naiwe manje
In Dar, traffic so bad took 15 mins to get out the car park! Driver said he needed fuel for the jam. Not the journey. http://t.co/nFCfCBLTmI
Flying into Dar and can see the sea for the first time in 18 months. Can't wait to beach it. My natural habitat! http://t.co/2iFZQcM4Yj
@Erica_93_ hey!
@tildahnamunji ka day bwa? Do u think of upgrading ur BC?
'@photojournalism: Pictures of the week http://t.co/eNtNTFFia6 Including Alessio Romenzi for @TIME in Gaza http://t.co/UuRVY59eiF' lord help
'@Pookie_240: Do you have it? RT '@daRealCyPher: The ZCAS sex tape looks professional though''3mins?I think not'
Push up bras are from the devil
If something makes you happy then do it#WWEWRESTLING
Is in a Relationship with the Premier league.
@tildahnamunji am starting the process of getting a report on monday
BBM PIN    ADD 7A79709F
@Erica_93_ hw r u?
@tildahnamunji ka holiday bwanji I feel like I need to open ai
@SSFOOBALL can't wait for the new epl season
@tildahnamunji tivulile che mwe
I haven't read a book since last year. last book I read was Game Of Thrones book 2.  used to be a time, I'd always have a book to read
Fear the spear
#SSFOOTBALL cant wait for the new barclays premier league to kick off 2moro.
I've  owaz damaged my iphone screen... Apples new initiative to make stronger sapphire is perfect move ;) http://t.co/S0JSz4id3q
Can't wait for new epl season 2moro
I hope the song 'POMPI' is set to release next week won't be an apology.. #Apologize
@x3_mayya hey babe!
@x3_mayya you doing good?
'@Independent: Meet the couple who have had 66 weddings http://t.co/rdyIAKZ5qa http://t.co/cVaJypfqnJ' what?
Love can inspire you, then break you.  I sadly know too many who've been broken by a love gone awry
Bobby East track playing on the radio.
Tired AF
BBM chats anyone??? Pins??
#NewFlame #OfficialVideo
Ts happeng on Jambo Drive.CBU rioting again!!!!
Number of girls i count on........  Too many
Number of girls i can't count on....... Too many
Flu chapped lips exhaustion i blame it all on public transport
Changed my Instagram username @sugarplumkath search and turn that blue button green
I close eyes and pray
Thanks @FoodNetwork for the amazing recipe :-D #creamspinach http://t.co/00vYKTjRib
These guys are arguing bou kachasu!
'@D_Mac182: James Bond: From Katete With Love #ReplaceMovieTitlesWithKatete'
@malch90 lol I try.. Love cooking :-)
@D_Mac182 katete chainsaw massacre
@Chewe_Verlene single person pressures
Life is good when you almost have everything, but its boring when you don't have someone to share your part of life with #feeling low
Everything in life has got its purpose. Find its reason in every season. #ForeverLovingJAH
it's really hard to wait for the right person in your life especially when the wrong ones are soooooo HOT!
Wow guyz its a weekend let's part.
This is what dhabhel madresa's student. Did on independence day ..nd some politician want muslims free india stfu http://t.co/JdvZ2YHhZY
@ChaliDj which Bigman don't spoil our Friday yo
I have now started watching Devious Maids Series...looks intresting
Dstv can be so boring sometimes
@PetersenZagaze that makes the two of us. Its too monotonous
OJ Simpson was my 1st celebrity trial
@AJEnglish Iraq for Jesus!!!!!!
People will tell you to be YOURSELF then judge you because YOURSELF isn't good enough for you.. #Ndeloleshafye
Bmw http://t.co/wc29e6ZGg4
the epl is back....some consolation for these high dstv subscriptions @DStvZambia #lfc #lfcfamily #zambia
I miss http://t.co/fuq0Ng98uS
Watching Jayden Smith's Karate Kid, Sony product placement everywhere.
living life like I have never been scared before,a long time ago I should have been dead you know...
@Malebza_Lee27 hey wena unjani?
SAVE ME !!!!.
She feeling the boy
'Let the wife make the husband glad to come home and let the husband make her sorry to see him leave.'
Musonda scores for chelsea!!!!!!!!!!
Houdini... #calculating
@njonginjo is Mr MUSONDA senior still a Zambian? If I were him I would have told that ka namba 14 that home is in kasama.
Being with hubby is the best way 2 spend my holidays
Mememememem
@Kelvin_Nasvin ts dope bruh, u gon like t
Just some green tea before I sleep.. Nothing to watch..
@Malebza_Lee27 hehehehe u were supposed to answer me in zulu silly. r u playing that superbru games
'Love your enemies. Do good to those who hate you. Speak well of those who curse you.' - Luke 6:27-28
@Kucci_hearty dm your number. What time you playing?
@WayneRooney  you are awesome
Thumbs up @Arsenal U21 for the big win, now we are up against palace tomorrow #COYG
Can't wait for soccer 2mrw and the season starts  @ManUtd #GGM
Kansi nabazungu bamashipikisha???pwahahhahahaa #shipikisha_club #theOtherWoman
#Chocked http://t.co/T8hvq4DEGv
Regina mwanza in mansa and supported by Joyce Phiri Brinah Genesis and many more http://t.co/SadqNObv9N
@sebastiendutch you can say that again
@luis16suarez good you moved you were too big for @LFC
@SesiChoene never wrote down the recipe, and never got it just right Ever again
@Arsenal is in my Blood and my blood Group is A.
Word, My real niggaz will always be real niggaz whenever n' wherever...#TIPSY,VIK,MUSHE,SHARMROCK ,HARRIZE,RICHMOND,ISAAC,MARY JHA JHA 4real
'Plastic smiles and denial can only take you so far' - Beyonce
I feel like an alien when I listen to @ladygaga
If you not in control of your own energy someone else is
Looking at what's happening nowadays..we are really leaving in the last days http://t.co/tU7KspybN4
'@malch90: @ForeverJay_jay1 wow cool! Me too! Bbc food addict. Looks tasty.' makes the two of us
still watching Karate Kid. stereotype of a Chinese male misunderstood, and it's still all good
If you not in control of yourself someone else is
@Leon_ross93 it's called growing up, girls mature faster so you prolly thinking like me at 16 lol
@Leon_ross93 and I don't want to get married but would like to attract the right person this time around.... dated a lot of douche bags
@Arsenal getting ready for Palace http://t.co/FnHSvsfloW
I'm not flattered by flattery
Have a cough.... mxm
You don't have to be creative to be Christian. Just follow the simple steps the bible outlines..
Happy birthday #jenniferlawrence#mockingjay
While others riot...i bake :D :D :D http://t.co/MgxhzftOc1
@FranciarMusic you should be kiara and me Simba lol
Hmmm its heated on smooth talk today.. Church talks
Shocking nyt...
http://t.co/LU2EyEd7Kc
http://t.co/eIriBhEB2F
I strongly feel its wrong to sale anointing oil or force people to buy it so they can receive their healing or blessing.. Awe teh. Boom
and so my British educated Zambianized Indian lady client, complained about my Indian boss from India.
@Pookie_240 some guzas on my TL just throw away z1's n buy new ones what you know about flexing
'@john_mumba12: @Eurrys this one is worse because i cant even use it'  too bad, especially that it wasn't original.
@Leon_ross93 this is me, have I ever been interesting. ? Let's b honest
You do not have to change for God to love you.. The Gospel says: God's love CHANGES us.
@Kelvin_Nasvin yu cn download t here http://t.co/igG7DCPGTK
I'm sorry Hollywood, you can't learn Kung Fu in a few weeks, and thereafter win a Kung Fu competition
Blame it on the Inceptors  #JAMESON
Life has been really confusing since girls started bleaching.
Viruses are evolving now. You can get ebola just by contact. Next we'll be getting sick just by looking at bitches
'@Addie_mill: '@IM_tht_NIGGA__: You Beautiful YES i said it @Addie_mill' you must be drunk lol' African maids don't take compliments
#TeamInsomnia. ***wide awake****
MINNIE ME
Idols wooden mic thou!!!! Lawd!!! Who even motivates these ppl 2go2 idols
@Addie_mill do you cook, clean, watch telemundo and give head?
Idols wooden mic #nightmade
So people that we consider assholes are full of shit?
Huawei Ascend P7 makes me think of having the First ever Android phone, but I have to think twice coz iPhone 6 is on the way.
Let me stop tweeting now so that I can lie to you about what an awesome Friday night I had tomorrow
Crazy!!!!!!!  Students be riots on the copperbelt university of zambia,crazy!.....@Strydar_Eddy ,@Mulesharky @ http://t.co/lNiZuFn2nD
Arsenal's Alexis Sanchez: the 'squirrel' who scurried his way to the top  http://t.co/exgGoKVwcz
Really???? Is this really what women want? Hahahaha... http://t.co/DabWT9ncZM
0-100 lifestyle
OpeN hearT
'@Drrake: my kind of movie marathon http://t.co/Bk9HRrLHhV'yea
#HashTagging with bae..
Far from my eyes closing!
I actually feel pity for you!because the way I see it,u will soon regret and then I will have to act like I care!but no I won't!
Because it finally what is done is done+
It is what it is!
Going through my daughters pics Amazing how big she is now All I can do is and thank God for bringing us this far... http://t.co/uNj3wriuh1
Happy Birthday My Brother From Another Mother...  Can call you an elder now (4 a while).. Many More  Happy Returns..  @LuluEarl..
@LuluEarl respect vicha...  Have a good one... Mwakota ba guy...
Long ass day and my deejay controller gets fucked up
@_typical_smokes 'lives within 10 miles' really?
Wtf what typa thirst can make a b#@'+ text me at 2am
Home alone who wants to come chill with me
Talk dirty
Time to mix music on my keyboard
#FACT http://t.co/7jSlGH1Qz8
@Malebza_Lee27 what tribe are u?...i will learn to greet u your language. what name r u using at superbru.
@Jvsmin__ ?
Yeh Dunya To Hai Fani,  Mulk Kay Liya Dani Hai Qurbani..  Salut To @ImranKhanPTI #AzadiMarchPTI #NawazUtaroMulkSanwaro
If you really want something, go for it! Life is to short to be waisted sat watching the world go by! #believe & #achieve
Hakumat To Bana Li Lakin Abhi Itnay Baray Nai Howay...  Zardari Ka #NawazSharif Say Telephone Pay Rabta..  #AzadiMarchPTI
Life is one big party when your still young, SO FUCK IT!
Maybe we need it
Said yes to a deal that not worth it #smh
@Ahmed_A_Askar not new...I somehow knew that
Happy
Oh No no
Early bird
Depressed
Stressed
Angry
Sad
Furious
In denial
'@InspowerMinds: Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.'
Another wonderful day ahead....its so wonderful to be in jehovah's organisation
Determination is defined as @AtienceZambia
Brother, how does Ivanovic and Chiellini taste like? http://t.co/eZlRRrNBdT
Its the day that will see many people united all around the world because the #PL starts today.
Its been long when I had a morning as quiet as this one.
#VAN_WINNER_GGM
@thatsoocuthbert you are losing
Good morning.. Its a lovely day..
That awkward moment when someone thinks you're anti-social, when you're not.
Always together http://t.co/CjQlIqydUy
Uummmmwah http://t.co/KaiqETNF4Q
Luv u http://t.co/IlgR38hykf
http://t.co/vt2wdO6W3L
http://t.co/FiRBxqPxUB
http://t.co/XTvWmKPoMX
These guys are supper Genius  #BringOnTheChase
Ronaldo is better:p>'@MrBarryRoux: Ronaldo is good, Messi is BETTER.. May you not be a Ronaldo in Messi's Generation... RETWEET to claim it'
@Epic_Women: Love is a verb. Without action, it is merely a word.
@tvmpirediaries: Caroline: Wait, you are bringing a date? Slutty-Sophie is your date?
Yeeessss>>'@SkySportsNewsHQ: POLL: Remember to get voting. Can Arsenal win the title? Vote using: #ssnhqyes #ssnhqno'
Sense>'@MrBarryRoux: What a nice feeling to be in love with God. No pain. No heartache. No disappointment. Just blessings and non stop joy.'
Goodmorning tweetville ,happy Saturday.
'@Mosesmutambo : I'm not where I need to be, but thank God I'm not where I used to be.'
'@Mosesmutambo : But seek first his kingdom & his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. - Matthew 6:33'
I guess people are feeling this Belinda song! HIV advocate song of 2014 Chester.
#MotherNature is an awesome song.. deep and very poetic...S/O to @hiphopcrisis for this #RealHipHop
Well, this one isn't as bad as the last time 
@Richardmsiska R.I.C.. the mighty Punchline.. 'you want fire? Yeah I bring the heat..n my flow bigger, than paris hiltons receipt'
From time @Drake feat @JheneAiko I will never get tired of this song though
@hiphopcrisis they'll catch on someday.. and when they do, only then will they understand the quality of your art. It's all #Love here fam..
@Richardmsiska yeah right bro!! You even know those were the days bro.. do u have call your soldiers? Or eneny lines?
Who do u think will score th first EPL 2014-2015 season goal today???????
'@LotsOfGoodVibes: Used to care, now I care less.' Straight up
She said, 'not now, come later', so I held back my visit and just played is slow like a violin.. #MotherNature
@Liquiddanger happy birthday my #TrippyHippy Ninja!!!..
@Strydar_Eddy...where were u?
@hiphopcrisis I feel u man.. I actually took some time away from Lsk, currently in the east.. I dropped fresher content b4 I left btw..bless
good morning to all! am in such an upbeat mood
@Strydar_Eddy drink where? Muleikala fye
@JermaineWatkins but you can't impress someone who reject you.
I've had a few low lows, but there's always been an invisible hand lift me up and bring me back up. Gotta thank my maker and protector
gotta have game, looks and more to get lucky '@valeriedesrae: If I had a penis I'd be fuckin all these gorgeous womens'
Holy pilgrimage.. (@ marian shrine in Lusaka) https://t.co/1QvNn6e0IA
I'm at my most religious when I'm down, gotta change my ways. won't go the extremist Christian route, but I'll be a better Christian.
Fake people have an image to maintain. Real people just don't care
@mz_luwi hahaha. Quick question, Have your Southampton shopping vouchers run out yet?
#Lol and GBM would say,'Am a Moving Bank of Zambia' http://t.co/rUV1tYs95
@Strydar_Eddy mamama! The nigga ws evn smokin weed,lol
#NP #Aplacewithnoname #michaeljackson
Beauty isn't about having a pretty face. It's about having a pretty mind, a pretty heart, and most importantly, a beautiful soul.
Had a dream the world was flooding I was safe and my family wasn't every time I tried doing something I got held back! #Nightmare
It's and All Black kind of day' GO #KIWIS!
It's an All Black kind of day' GO #KIWIS!
||24Hrs.
Engraved by the stars, you're a blessing #Martian 
Brand new start.
in Zambia we had donor funded ads on Human Trafficking.  suddenly they moved on 2 other causes, and the ads stopped, but trafficking hasn't
@mz_luwi Hahahaha. Iwe we don't eat pie no more at Mufc. Van Gaal banned such. Rooney and Anderson wr getting fat.!
folks out here will take up any cause for some donor funding. and then dump the noble cause when the funding dries up
@Kelvin_Nasvin hehe yeah mahn
@wizkhalifa #Promises 'so dnt let me down'
He makes a way for me #blessedbeyondmeasure
@Malebza_Lee27 which pools are  u in on superbru. so far me am in supersport & debonairs mega pools #lfc
@Airtel_Zambia why is it that I can't use the 5mb that I receive when I buy airtime through Airtel money?
Man Boobs, or Moobs as they're called are irreversible.  prevention is the only way to stop them happening
The #EPL is finally upon us yay!
I got Karate Kid blu ray dvd 2 years ago with the PS3, only watched it last night.  absolute crap of a movie
There's nothing worse than making a grammatical error in a #SERIOUS Tweet.. like, as im reading I feel your pain, then see the error n #LOL
We live in a world were people only listen to you because your mouth is talking and they can't close their ears.
@Richardmsiska lol day made!!! #CatsAreAssholes..
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by YOU..
Girl, dont get me wrong.. I'm not staring at your boobs..  I'm staring at your heart...
You keep him in perfect peace whose mind is stayed on you, because he trusts in you. Isaiah 26:3
US sent military advisors to Nigeria to save the girls and stop Boko Haram, nothings happened on both fronts.  now they sending to Iraq
@Siphobl0se lol, do tell the story of the twin
@Cameron_Vesely God will never let down his own.
@iammuchindu I have been on twitter for years. He r u doing sonny?
@TamTamsWorld Left Eye flow  Keith Sweat Ft Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes -  How Do You Like It ~: http://t.co/jvmHMTU4fH
#man
@Siphobl0se lol, you should write a book on dating
#ManUtd #EPL excited!!!
in almost every country, local problems get blamed on an influx of foreigners
@Siphobl0se you give good relationship advice
@pgo1980 couldn't help but laugh, keep on fighting the good fight
But how can you be a #Hater and a #DickRider at the same damn time?? Damn.. bitch niggas got #Talent.. smh
I remember when Nelly's Dilema came out, girls were dedicating the song to their boyfriends.  made me wonder
@TamTamsWorld this is an old favourite of mine   A.K.A. - Warning - 1996 - Buzz fm Manchester: http://t.co/ESf0md7rqE
A selfie is very hard to take but managed to get these :) http://t.co/bgRoJuEhDy
@Airtel_Zambia  I now have the 5mb but still the deduction is being made for my main data account.
@Siphobl0se the love game can be brutal!
in all the 90s Blackspoitation Motivational films, leaving the hood was key to a better life
@Siphobl0se the world doesn't want to acknowledge that even men get heartbroken
assumption of 90s struggle, was make ur money and leave the hood fast.  leaving behind ur family and friends, for a better life in suburbs
I liked that pic cause you Naked girl, But you ain't gaht a sexy body.
there are happy people in the hood, and there are sad people in the suburbs.
When you smell good, you definitely feel good
'@Chilumbud: @andersonmokola @chishafcb @ZevyanjiSS When we put our cares in His hands, He puts His peace in our hearts.' Thats our God!!
@KalushaPBwalya happy birthday maestro !!!
Today is Saturday my photo day. Watch my space
She is so photogenic, she make me unnoticeable. Lol http://t.co/UH6QFBg3E
Lite Liqour, that's the type of shit I hate...#HarcolicsWeBe
'@Questionnier: If you could change one physical feature about yourself, what would it be? #SaturdayBreakfastQnA'Am complete. No need 4 that
Happy birthday to the man who bent in free kicks years before #beckham even knew how to play soccer @KalushaPBwalya
'@TheUnusualFact: Studies have found that right-handed people have a 9-year longer lifespan than left-handed people.' @kasondekabuswe
what's made her age so rapidly? '@Patricia_Grover: Celebrities, Now and Then http://t.co/q9W1RpDWcj http://t.co/KkYRlf3yi1'
weed has got some bad side effects on some of the smokers, gets them super high and they do weird shit. it's not completely harmless
but weed is less harmful than cocaine, heroin and a whole host of other drugs
To the ladys, don't frown.. coz you never know who could be falling in love with your smile...
with a great handle, comes gteat responsibility '@TheBlackVoice: I didn't know my twitter handle came with a greater responsibility' lmao
The EPL is back. Let's go #Arsenal
To the ladies, don't frown.. coz you never know who could be falling in love with your smile...
Liverpool won't be as good as they were when they had #Suarez
#ManchesterUnited is a threat already but they definitely won't win the league
'@NigeriaNewsdesk: [RADAR] Soccer star Samuel Eto'o buys fiancee 500K (N81.5m) engagement ring http://t.co/wzejWderQj' Wow..its a worst tho
'@KobokoGCFR: Twitter is more addictive than cigarettes according to a recent scientific study.' This is false
'@KobokoGCFR: Being sarcastic on a regular basis can add up to 3 yrs to your life. Sarcasm is extremely healthy for the mind.' Everyday thing
'@Questionnier: When was the last time you were caught in a lie? #SaturdayBreakfastQnA' Yesterday
'@BBCNews: Don't back independence, Australia's PM tells Scotland http://t.co/SwiyipdFKt #indyref' I agree with him. The Scotts will suffer
'@Questionnier: Assuming every man/woman has his/her price, what would be yours? #SaturdayBreakfastQnA'
Watching PSL kick off show n morinho. vs Van Gaal who will rEign victorious this season ????
bloody hell a Joel Osteen ad on my TL. why Twitter, why?
S/O to @KatrinaKavval @chilufya_A
lol, baby hand '@WHOREGASMlC: Hilarious tattoo fails! View the rest here: http://t.co/7PRUFGA5ST  Pic #3 kills me!! http://t.co/QpbhfJQLlp'
@Car_Ur_Day sure thing
I LOVE so divine. She is did #Empress em!!
'@DevonChillz: @swanknificent_k you might aswel just switch now. Lol' I'm just tired of them loosing.. Its too much!!! Lol... Thy jx btr win
After training selfie! #Luis #Azpili #Courtois #Terry #Torres #Schurrle #CFCfamily #cfc http://t.co/njTavN4BSx
Weleee!!!! #ManUtdvsSwansea
Swansea thou!!!!  That's it!!! #TeamRealMadrid now! Its official! I'm done with Man Utd
Mountains to climb at #ManchesterUnited
'@DevonChillz: @swanknificent_k you might aswel just switch now. Lol' guess u right lol
2-1 :| it's just the 1st game.
Don't knw wat has Hit us!!!!#GGM
'@Fungai_Choongo: You can die of a heart attack' ikr!!!
Lmao http://t.co/IFgAslsnAs
@iammusa Classic
@TheGeneralDekok sure I will my king
And now he is jobless! relax #MUFC family!  '@cool_el_inferno: Ironically MOYES beat this swans 4:1 in the opening fixture last season'
@ESPNFC only? come on give them at least 10mins
Welcome to the EPL LVG... Blame it on Moyes http://t.co/tFjmR1mjlD
'@Jeanne_Jamison: I prefer texting over talking on the phone because I can't backspace the words that come out of my mouth.' #Word
another record broken at old trafford. 1st opening home game defeat since '72....welcome to the epl #LVG #lfc
We have so many injured players in our team we need to do something about this. We need to buy players @ManUtd but I believe we will be back
@akaworldwide just in def our top men are alright just the back line
Pre-season wins counts for nothing ba man u...
Its the performance rather than the result that concerns me. We shud be creating more chances than that. #MUFC
@piersmorgan you are useless mr.
This match has like gotten me soon upset!!!! Mxxxm
The difference betwin pre season & th actual league. Its not the managers fault this #UTD lacks depth of any kind
This match has like gotten me sooo damn upset!!! Mxxm
We are #winning the #league I have seen that. The last time we #lost the #first game of the season we ended up #winning the #league! #MUFC
@Letricia_LM long tym
@thatsoocuthbert ehhmm. What was that you said?
We can lose I don't mind I know my team is great @ManUtd, talk to me if your team has 20 league titles ok
@Cute_pixel: Queen twerk's bum and here I was thinking I have something behind me
Can't wait for my @Arsenal
Welcome to #BPL van gaal #UTD down next up #Spurs.
@Tunchimaxmillan what's that?
Oh God don't lemme me down
@1st_ladytahlz hahaha. Aweh. Its okay. Lol
#MUFC beaten at home #vanGaalIn #ssfootball lol
Life: Looking back, makes you smart. Looking forward, makes you mature. Looking down, makes you wise. Looking UP, makes you strong.
@TamTamsWorld which was your favourite Millie Vanilli song?
Lawd have mercy http://t.co/cPiCfKkmjv
Before the White Man and Arabs, Africa was not the Utopia people wish to believe it was. They took advantage of what they found
The folks in Asia also had it bad with colonialists, and the 2nd world war brutalized them too.
Welcome to the #EPL #vanGaal #MUFC ....don't worry moyes we have another you lol another record breaker http://t.co/ikktL3seO2
our fight is a noble fight, but we must never forget that others too fight our fight in distant lands
the Europeans did trade themselves as slaves, sadly they'd stopped the time Africa was discovered, and ended up trading African slaves
the 2nd world war, was based on Hitlers belief that some Europeans were more superior than others.  he went after other Europeans
': *takes 50 selfies* *deletes 49* *stares at that one selfie till it turns ugly* *deletes that too*'
@stevenfurtick I love you pastor u shud call me 4 xmas please
Living a Life of Privilege: http://t.co/OUNpTGE7cK
the local knowledge and maps that the missionaries obtained, were used by military to conquer Africa.
the Missionary Position was and is not saintly position, but is one of few positions the inflexible missionaries could do.
the Europeans and Arabs just came with superior firepower, which they sold to already warring parties.
Life can be so unfair sometimes.. #deepthoughts
@TedOfficialPage awesome
Bitches going be like don't call me like their are yo type #lmao http://t.co/6S0GA89hbA
Hahahaha. I can never understand #MUFC  fans that blame the Glazers each time something goes wrong. Funny actually 
if I see another Marilyn Monroe inspirational tweet, I'll go crazy
Please can 2014 move faster ahhh
@fivefifths @nypost they look like they were cuddling, and posing for photos
Glazers Paid 33m for Herrera, 25 for Shaw, 40 for Mata, 26 For fellaini... When a manager requests players they get signed.
@Papo_J_ @LukwesaTuba wat did u steal
@DJShyn @PowerFm997 #ZedShakedown #TheHottestThingEver #Addicted2Power997 I can't wait
you must be in your 50s to 70s lol '@imdavidlamar: (Thumbs Up) and some of y'all won't retweet this lol http://t.co/jYXAj2hPGL'
@JayRox05 @MariaNepembe I love you too a lot that when I googled what appear are your pic http://t.co/TruOEdEhx8
I've heard the dastardly deeds of some of our respectable in society. the past just somehow always looks to have been better
All am saying is don't be a desperate fan by blamn the Glazers. #Chill. Only game 1 of 38. Points will be dropped by everyone... #MUFC
AIDS would not have taken a foothold in our lands, if the old folk were as faithful and prudish as peopl claim.  they used to sleep around
@Chilaz10 which players did Moyes want? Fabregas? Herrera? So its Woodward en nt Glazers. No manager hs come out sayn funds are nt available
Maize is an imported food, brought in by European colonizers. Nshima is therefore not possibly a traditional food
@Chilaz10 and that tree cost 26 m. Moyes asked for that tree. Not the Glazers. Glazers are responsible for making funds available
@Ms_Frantrele so you don't do Starbucks?
I just don't know whether those 2 niggas rolling with David Livingstone were slaves, volunteers or workers. very vague on that one
@Chilaz10 so if the manager hasn't come out saying that, then wr do you get The info?
Its been this way for so long#insideout# #fb
@Chilaz10 you and I both know Fergie was not about that. I.e buying expensive. Those typa players come with ego's. Fergie was not about that
Off to a party
@Chilaz10 in the period that city have spent 800 on players, we have still been successful on count of trophies. Yes?
Me and Rokeya dying our hair at my house but there's no colour change and we had the dye on for an hour
These  United jokes though lol this is how I left my TL
lol, I'm dying here '@YouungJay: Wth (Tears of Joy) http://t.co/ITIWTx3X1q'
Don't judge him Joe Brown#onsight#kanyewest
Our God enables us to make the radical changes necessary for fulfilling our purposes and responsibilities.
Unfortunately #manu loose their first game#ripggm
Unfortunately #manu loose their first game
A line tree overlooking the #Caprivi and Northern #Namibia @ Chobe River,Kasane ,Botswana http://t.co/a2ZMtG9R3R
New flame-chris brown usher rick ross!yes
A Baobab tree casts it's shadow in #Chobe #botswana #africa @ Chobe National Park http://t.co/SkggSDuhjJ
What is the gaol line with the man u game?
Transfer window still open. I am considering a switch to #Swansea
Enjoying my fovourie cation top cat after a long time
When you do business with the wrong people
@timayatimaya apart from yo music,I don't see what else ar go dance ehhh...
Saturday night sundowners with zebra in #Lusaka. http://t.co/CamKU0OCqO
@YadawesomeYada mmmmm..
Home sweet home
#exhausted
RT'@TheLifeDiaries: I hate waiting. But if waiting means being able to be with you, I'll wait for as long as forever to be with you.'
Goodgirlgonebad
Cold!
@Arsenal Gunners
@darknlovely131 what type of music madam?
@jeffreydepp invite me lol.
We are The Arsenal #COYG
I want a coconut. Hmmm...
the time rappers discovered Crystal was racist, is roughly the same time they bought shares in rival booze makers.
Stop saying, 'I've tried and failed.' Moses tried and failed several times but he was willing to try again.
Words alone cannot express how much I miss u... And the silence is making it worse
war is man at his worst, war does bad things to those who fight in it. yet we expect people to fight in a noble dignified manner
remember long time ago in US/UN mission in Somalia  a lady was killed by mob,when she was spotted comin out of a french peacekeepers buildin
the crowd sortef out the suspected prostitute, the peacekeepers looked on in the building, and life went on
alot of these rappers are in their 40s and 50s. time for them to grow up
'You cannot expect victory and plan for defeat.' - Joel Osteen
Idi Amin was a British trained soldier. he was supported by them up to the point his excesses became excessive
@Papo_J_ @LukwesaTuba ah wat happened
@DJPillsBury101 lmao!! Follow them home Pillsbury
@PaulDaPrince #UNAM u re loving unam
Lmao!! Hard luck then*tongue out* RT'@DJPillsBury101: @Miwelove with that road of urs they making lol no thanks'
If only you guys knew my state of mind right now #pissed #broken #disturbed.....so mind yours
@BishopJakes amen
@Spirit_Embassy amen
@PaulDaPrince you make me want to come they it sounds like fun
@VICTORIA_KIMANI follow we want you to come zambia to perform at our miss zambia, I want to get some info
Lmaaaaooo hahaha RT'@DJPillsBury101: @Miwelove be nice I might be you future husband ka'
Headache
Okay mwandi I'll check if we still have some left in tree @DJPiLLSBURY
@DJPillsBury101 the entire Intermarket will starting asking for some awe mwe smh lool
@DJPiLLSBURY Why do u need lemons so bad anyway?u supposed to be on oranges lol
Haha dead I'll check if any I'll pluck and give mum RT'@DJPillsBury101: @Miwelove you will sting the rest , they might think life is easy'
Am that nigga that has denied giving ma girl ma Pin.I mean she ain't gatta know what's going own :/
If someone asked me to choose right now between Pizza and my bed...I would choose my bed. *yawn*
Am I the only female who doesn't really like chocolate?? #strange
I can do me some chocolate cake tho
@AF_Proverbs Bamboo? the translation might be slightly off on this one
@daisonlungu what do you mean I'm not living my talk?
Had a boring saturdae eiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish!!!
ManUtd sitting in RELEGATION ZONE ..... WoaAAah! # PremierLeague is back! Certain teams are shit nomatter who manages them! # ouch
almost missed the joke, lol '@GingerGander: Mommy, why do crocodiles live in denial?'
almost missed the joke, lol '@GingerGander: Mommy, why do crocodiles live in denial?'
Joyce Meyer Ministries wrote:  A grateful attitude makes you happy.
My brothers feet smell like shit I can't help it but smell them #Spotify
@premierleague wat a great day of EPL it has been ,,,,,,, an upset to the big teams
Night out!shots of tequila please....@ruddiezambia @tanyajass1645 http://t.co/PQynIGhm4S
Bitches http://t.co/v2hqGuvEF9
Watching my favorite team arsenal fc @o'hagans
'@highsonbenji15: @swanknificent_k heyyyy you!!' Heyyy :)
#COYG Let's do this
Sa n sour milk! Yum yum!!!
My moral compass needs to be recalibrated
A lion never loses sleep over the opinions of sheep
@evorsoris lol, what app do you use for your twitter?
'@Cute_pixel: @Saampa @Miss_Iman92 don't get caught sleeping (Tears of Joy)' lmao that was a hilarious move! 2 steps ahead nigga lol
Why you gotta be so ruuuuude?!
#Lusaka #Zambia.... Watching from home #GlobalGunners @Arsenal
my mind used to be a repository full of my accumulated wisdom and experiences. its darn near empty now, no idea what happened
@evorsoris never really used a windows phone. why not unfollow?
When time is hard you stand uP!
Where r we going wrong? '@The_CleL: The Santi problem'
@evorsoris it is difficult sometimes to unfollow those who follow back.  curious what is the march folks have been tweeting about that side?
@shugnice leave books in the house, watch documentaries with them and play good music around em
We are gunners! @Arsenal
Eish looking 4 a handsome colored and seem not find one #catfish
@The_CleL Classic!!!  #Rambo
Whose next...??? http://t.co/T6iKs5Eld5
@arsenalfans yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
@evorsoris Imran Khan?
That's how match day one ended. We are @Arsenal
the US pulled its troops out of Somalia real fast, after the Black Hawk Down incident. is it that Somalia lacked resources the US needed?
they basically got defeated by warlords
@evorsoris and you are not party to such demos or line of thought?
@Arsenal iwina icungulo! Y'all been #Ramsidized
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i don't end up rich.
@evorsoris Politicians create the very problems they later on campaign to fix. they're the same everywhere.  religion and politics don't mix
alot of Africa's wars and crisis, have been aided by our very own insistance of non interference in other countries internal affairs
@historiasdeaca @LeagueofNope lol, I'll need to update the Moral Compass app
@Habibilicious_ lol http://t.co/5BT9J5QrR3
@TheRealAC3 chelsea #cfc ya know dat
@jacksonhailonga follow back
My Egyptian friend Mohamed and I on site before Nkana butchered Al ahly http://t.co/7CDMoF1jSo
AB crazyy!
This guy is perfect! http://t.co/BizwXVEPE5
true! http://t.co/ohKRK6N3jq
It's painfull
if a trained assassin tries to kill you in your kitchen, you can stop him by hitting him with a pot (movie logic)
@LuluEarl si TM ija ayi?
#COYG wat to start the season @Arsenal #GunnerForLife
When faith fears it loses - Prophet Ngambi cc @ZevyanjiSS @Chilumbud @kapalachisunka
A blind man must always walk with a person with sight - Prophet Ngambi cc @ZevyanjiSS @Chilumbud @kapalachisunka
@PrinceCrevine yep I dnt knw....
#NewFlame #Usher #chrisbrown #rozay making my weekend
@LuluEarl chi smart pali mary
Am not racist will never be..but in zambia coloured pipo who have mixed breed parents,indians..think the are white hahahaha #NIGGAZ
Beyonce has really had it this year
I really hope this Beyonce drama disappears and things get back to normal
@LemuuKMoccd what organ?
@dndnma
Famous http://t.co/7Z6qmWlyIZ
Its good being bad their is no way I am turning back
anyone remember this gem?  fagilia - mr. nice: http://t.co/p1Ldiz600a
@LemuuKMoccd there's an illegal organ donors market in Brazil, u might like to pay it a visit
When kids begin to think they are part of Disney world. .
Going through changes
@nosy_diva ? http://t.co/uNiO7EN9gA
@LemuuKMoccd oh, you're bad as in good, not bad as in bad
still wondering why China and Russia don't use drones. by now they should have stolen the technology needed
@nosy_diva I want to c 
In all honesty most of you are waiting to watch #cfc #EPL #SSFootball regardless the team you support #mcfc as well as #LFC
Happy birthday ba kal
@TransferSources @FootyHumour gay
@DrDavidOyedepo amen
Throw dirty on me & grow a will flower...but is fuck the world get a child out her
wayching movies makes me realise acting is hard work. very few good actors out there
I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat
You should me nothing but hate #nolove
I don't give a fuck where was you when I needed help
25 to life
#AssetColumn
Maybe you will love me when I fade to black
@KalushaPBwalya make sure all the teams qualify  sir.we will support  u .
As we grow older our 'toys' become expensive
@ralphoupa1wat kind of music do u ve
@BombaShiguedha I need a girl to be my wife
I will say these a 100 times it's well in my life thank you Jesus.....gud frids
Am on that Good Cigar & beer 
@BBAFans personally I'd really prefer if biggy brings in housemates that are not popular in their countries, I'm tired of hearing 'my image'
Good night to my favourite people in the world @KwestaDaKAR @MariaNepembe @JayRox05 @Bolt_BBA @Kay_Figo @van_lexi @rihanna @Dillish_lishy
@VivWanga actually I want to start a plantation in Siavonga - zambia needs coconuts.
Relative I had those
Wow this is true '@BookOProverbs: Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia'
I donno, maybe I'm reading a wrong bible.  all the decisions you make are not God's plan. when you CHOOSE to sin, it's not part of the plan
@PrinceCrevine thnxx hun
You are not my father http://t.co/XM6WL7YNSz
He fucks her pussy http://t.co/lfWpYspGbw
Sometimes you only need two things: yourself & silence
No sleep and I have to be early tomorow....I need a sleeping pill
@RCCGworldwide amen
Alicia Keys's Try sleeping with a broken heart #onRepeat I love the instruments played in it :)
Done with #Expendables3 Now #CaptainAmericaTheWinterSoldier #MovieNight
People's reactions over certain matters clearly explain what they really have in stalk for u...
Gun shots in chilanga even today? Don't tell me its the C5 crew again...aparently these big criminals hide in the farms,yaba need some sleep
Some visitors... smh!
Blazed !!!!!
Thought Devious maids was le bomb but Nop! Its not... What to watch?#TeamInsomnia
#mikebrown justice should prevail, why murder the young and innocent ? Senseless police Violence
awesome day and night 1
miss you already :'(
Finally admitted pray for me
'@Leeyowe: @abbylove07 lol wat hav they done?' It's clear our house ain't a mansion but they all visit at the same time(6)  #NoConsideration!
#DontShootWhyMurderTheInnocent?
@Leeyowe Hope not. Lol. And Thanks.  I needed to vent!
#DistantRelative's Always makes me feel in Line.#Nas/Damien.
#NP #Patience d(oo)b
My Generation.#DistantRelative's.
@akaworldwide #LEVELS was dope
buzz cafe is turning out to be some old peoples pub......fossils everywhere #zambia
@Fjayjizzo bro dm your number
'@Fit_Motivator: I do it because I can. I can because I want to. I want to because you said I couldn't.'
'@john_mumba12: The aunts and uncles have infiltrated facebook!!'  the reason am always on twitter
All of them swallow...
Im the #BadGuy.. whether I want to be or nah..
@Himunza yeah man.. im back soon.. cant mention the day yet though.. wuss good? U attended the shoot?
@Himunza cool, whats crackin though? im just waiting for 3 am
Back in the days when I was young, m not a kid anymore, but some days I sit n wish I was a kid again..I remember way back then.#MotherNature
@Himunza keep it safe nigga! Yerrr.. uhh im going to search for lost souls to I can manipulate
You Shoulda known from the start w@ we got can't leave this room.. n I ain playin witchur 5, its jus a habit to let bitches know the truth..
Baby, I won't keep ya..jus know that imma leave ya..so fuck me right, baby fuck me right, till im too tired to leave ya..
@BipolarChrystal lol (Tears of Joy)
Its 3am.. Let's get working..
My actions been louder than my #Words
true RT'@WizKhalllifa: If you left without a reason, don't come back with an excuse.'
4AM
Faded for a week.. I don't sleep..
4 :)
There are moments when troubles enter our lives and we can do nothing to avoid them. But they are there for a reason.
S/O @ThaBoyJay @XOpapi_ @Mr_Gomz_22 @Upalo_486 @CashrollBeatz... yall some douchebags
Am too lazy to hold grudges
5AM
I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?
'@VeryRudeTweets: Oops! http://t.co/ywwz2twiBs' @Mr_Gomz_22
'@VeryRudeTweets: In other words, you are a fat ass - http://t.co/fA6aIvniCl' @Mr_Gomz_22
I'm not an asshole, I just say what everyone else is thinking...
6AM
Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = a baby.
@sinkende89 @Kwexb Iwe ka Jordan don't be funny,  this was just the 1st game. We will do better in our next coming games.
http://t.co/9U9QKsseOR
@Mosesmutambo : God will never lead you wrong.'
@Mosesmutambo : I am the Alpha and the Omega, says the Lord God, 'who is & who was & who is to come, the Almighty.' -Revelation 1:8
@FAZFootball Division 2 Northern Saturday 16th week 20 Results  Mbala Medics 1-2 Malalo  Tazara Blue Stars 4-1 Kasama Zesco Chiefs
Kasama United Host Ndeke of Mbala in a @FAZFootball  Division 2 Northern week 20 game Today Sunday. #twababonse
@Mosesmutambo: Relationships are harder now because conversations becomes texting, argument becomes phone calls, & feelings become statuses.
I need answers
PARTYNEXTDOOR - Recognize ft. Drake: http://t.co/nBWq1Rfuqo
Tchelete- batelele ft tips aka wiggle  wiggle: http://t.co/Jid0RQa0hW
Time is the best healer
Time & chance happen to everyone
Lovely Sunday and lovely sermon by Fr sakala. Just preparing for next Sunday http://t.co/6vm4giEryH
'@darknlovely131: If You love someone tell them because hearts are often broken by words left unspoken.'
Life is like a ladder you just don't get to  the top Until you  follow the  right steps! GM
#happysunday to all ya out there http://t.co/IEue1Cxchf
We ar 1 2day its bin a yr wit a catelogue of 1sts I thank God 4 #wifyanne. I wud still choose hr anytime coz 2me she surpasses thm all
Life is weird.You can go from being strangers, to being friends, to being more than friends, to being practically strangers again.#beenthere
@mulezed just trying man...where are you at these days?
http://t.co/YjvtXYRRDV @RobertoZambia http://t.co/9mY7lemjfD
@PrudenceNyendwa lol why only in the morning?
@tvmpirediaries that would be mommy vampire #Isabel.
Good morning to you? From Nkana West Kitwe.
@MarthaNakazwe amen!!
What is the @QfmZambia number?!? I call fast fast!!!
@GBouiti madam grace .... Habari ???
Morning to all yo!...have a blessed week ahead #happymonday
Expect the BEST. Prepare for the WORST. Forget what others THINK.
Game day #cfc #epl
We all have setbacks in our yesterdays. But your past doesn't define your future. Today is a new day.
@RoseTarah miss @RoseTarah  Cmt tu vas?
@chinakums Koko u are good ?
@Ck_fly Slt toi , Cmt tuvas ?
Rise n grind. Goooooo Morning tweethearts
@MarilynMonroeID http://t.co/xTuptYmE2t
There's something that I need from you is to meet my boys, I've got a lot of boys...#XO
#np Abel Chungu - Ichitemwiko #2808 #love @ 28.08 http://t.co/CL5HmAg7YI
@BKayJustThatGuy done G
Don't tell me you love me-Big Sean
@tangledtendy happy 22nd birthday hun!!! Xo
Expressing feelings with one word
Its been a while... I'm not who I was before
Less friends, less bullshit. Keep ur circle small 
People can only take advantage of you if you let them
The biggest mistake you can make is holding onto someone who has already let you go
I felt special. Until I realized you talk to everybody like that :p
U can't control their actions but u can control ur reaction
I wish there was a rollover plan for childhood naps i refused to take...
Its simply not right at all to smell of sweat early in the Morning. Mxxxm
The part where they regret!I love that part!ahahahah gladly yea gladly!
She loves me so she loves me not #tracerequest
@EolandeMontesin
A girl like you shouldnt be playing such games #tracerequest
The lies I tell when I'm drunk.
Sky full of stars!#tracerequest
coldplay!#TRACEREQUEST
U thought it was over#TRACEREQUEST
Thats that nerve #TRACEREQUEST
#tracerequest yeeyy
I have a friend that blew Kr8000 on absolutely nothing this past weekend. We living way beyond our means
Living dreams we could never afford
#tracerequest when I met u in the summer!
We could be together baybee #tracerequest
We fell in love#tracerequest
Lay me down!#tracerequest
Aviciiii #tracerequest
Lay me down #tracerequest
So amazing #tracerequest
Girl I've got a new cam, can we POV?
Sooo amazing so amazing #tracerequest
Hardest part about my weekends is figuring out which pair of Js to put on.
@XOpapi_ s'why I quit drinking alcohol fam...
Tonight, our first PL game of the new season !!!  COME ON CHELSEAAAAAAAAAAA !!! #cfc http://t.co/kDdVtAXWi8
'@MryungMrfresh: @XOpapi_ s'why I quit drinking alcohol fam...' I think I'll stop too man. Lies haunt me
Gaht 1 less problem!#tracerequest
Head in the clouds gat not weight on my shoulder #tracerequest
Goodmorning Radiants! After yesterday's games we are in 5th Place with 35 pts and only 4 from leaders Chambishi in @FAZFootball Div 1 north
Im #Lost in the world..
1 less problem #tracerequest
The Carter V is @LilTunechi 's last solo album? I'm buying the hard copy for this one. LEGEND
HELLO WORLD!! #tracerequest
Yees #1 yeees #tracerequest
The world is ours #tracerequest
'@Questionnier: Guys, can you allow your friend to date your sister? #ListenToDannyVibes'yes
Chris brown ft usher n rick ross-NEW FLAME!on replay!yaas
Standing in the #rain in #daressalaam grinning & enjoying while locals look on confused. Lusaka has been so dry. http://t.co/GE6ulUqT5M
Wake up fuck up a blunt & Bump to #Promises #Wiz Khalifa #ChilledMorning
Why tha fuck would #Nas a nigga of he's so called calibre remix #LetNasDown??#Downgrading or #Overrated :/..
There is some good in this world and it's worth fighting for....
@shanell_SnL you put a tweet saying u bored out of ur mind and said u wanted a number to call then I put mine and u said you would call me
Headlines
....Needed that
I love freshboy music :) http://t.co/zQqoWbcBeG
@Samiejay3 bus leaves @ 11:30 man so still by the station, wrez your ass @ 2???
@Samiejay3 will be back soon just 2 months in between man aint you going 2 xul....
RT they want to cuff you lol'@Marqolic: Coworkers that you used to sleep with love becoming friends with the new cute chick at work.'
@Samiejay3 guess you been emotional of l8 lol
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!
@RKoDOOM I see you fam! #TrippyHippyRecords #VOL1 #ItsLate Drops on the 4th of October.  #PACMAN
Looking forward to seeing Donnie Mcclurkin! Create in me a new heart so that I may worship you
@That_Gurl_Sammi not fair...and I have 3 today :(
http://t.co/OsvAEwttmN
Her pussy love me, her heart like 'Fuck it'
People look at you strange saying you changed, Like you worked that hard to stay the same.
*steps into the kitchen like* First things first where's my relish lol
This weekend adds to that pool of good memories I will routinely visit when life has me feeling some typa way.
This Guy Probably Has The Remote To His Girlfriend's Vibrating Panties In His Pocket http://t.co/WRNNkBiNGl
'@WisemanSoko: @swanknificent_k lol....Hi!' Hey... 
Fuck the world, put her legs by the headboard.
All the best RT'@JMcEachran20: New Chapter...'
Life doesn't happen to you, it happens for you - Jim Carrey
Honorable mention
She comes from the bae area
Good friends buy their good friends gas. Period.
Am ready #CFC till the death of me!!! Let's go you chelsea!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/Nhd0Bw6QSD
#cfc we own this #epl http://t.co/Jx19h0bGAq
I love me dome #cfc  http://t.co/OZq7FqFONW
U a real 90's nigga '@chiiss_k: Mr.Bean is the funniest man on the damn planet, niqqa made us laugh without barely saying a thing'
U a loyal guy so you family '@Samiejay3: Blood makes you related, loyalty makes you family.'
@Leon_ross93 yes zirrr!! :D
@Leon_ross93 I rep my team eryday always bro....#cfc forever
@JoelOsteen amen
@Nash_Xoxo lol, wen xul opens u only remain with depression n acceptance
http://t.co/X6E3vbZe35
@MTN_Zambia yes mtn zm this patrick I have problem of which u have blocked my number without m cosine..wat going on...here z my #0964793841
Still in the 'I'll start preparing for le exams tomorrow' phase
I hate people that complain about every little thing.....
@Leon_ross93 :D the zambian CEO yup lol.....#acknowledgmentaccepted hahahah
@YoliSpice @Leon_ross93 our ver own CEO YES!!!
#TheLifeDiaries: I can not thank you enough, the God that has been so kind to me. Feel so blessed.
Jesus has no ego
@hellpass_com so nice eesh...I like it
@Leon_ross93 @YoliSpice & join??
After 2 years without seeing the ocean at all, this #BeachBoy is very happy this morning in #DarEsSalaam http://t.co/htmyQantaq
'@realmadriden: .@MrAncelotti: is Di Maria or Khedira leaving? And what formation are we going to play this season #AskAncelotti #HalaMadrid'
@Leon_ross93 I know its fucked up right?.
When am about to make a stupid decision,God always intervenes I guess when it comes to my life more is always at stake....
What's your name, what's your sign? Zodiac Killer
I need some sexual healing
@nosy_diva I am a male version of @kimkardashan being talent less
Pokello in action
What people don't get is eventually I learn to leave without them.
MY woman #wifey :D @Thelma4eva. 
Yes that's her the only girl I think about @Thelma4eva  http://t.co/Y7iD8DCt2a
Having a blunt by tha barracks #Arakan.
We must be SLOW about drawing conclusions. We must reserve judgement on life's storms until we know the WHOLE story!
Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.
http://t.co/44w9qm2Ea9
Russell Simmons wrote:  The world loves people who work hard at everything they do.
@_KirstyMatthews because you don't reply back
Hate is just a weak EMOTION................
Fucken typo in my previous tweet. Ya'll went to school. You correct it
Agony is listening to the chris brown song #loyal being sung by young ladies....like soon you will understand lol #daymade :D
@chungu101 yes was wild when #mufc lol...
Lol http://t.co/197zy2ksLi
http://t.co/da3DGNv93k
My heart just won't leave me alone. Arggggghhhhhh
@chungu101 so if u had won wu be saying that? Lol typical #mufc. Fan
@Muddy_Purple 2 birds with one stone.
@Muddy_Purple been winning. CHARLIE SHEEN
If you make it a goal everyday to find dirt on me trust me you will. Lots of it.
@gerrardtakumi @syougi_p
Its days like this that I just miss my very own @Muddy_Purple. She understands the boy
Hey gerrard congrates for winning the opening match
@ShelbyChaves26. No problem let me check it out.....
'@Muddy_Purple: @XOpapi_ I listen to you :)' no one else does, everyone else is quick to judge
@becefronXx hw r u doing?
Hw r u?
? http://t.co/Rs0Ypcc5Nw
@MissAmyChilds hw r u doing?
And tha bats can be tha Ebola carriers?? WTF:=-O
No one puts me on intsagram cause I ain't pretty enough.
We ain't no hotties 'round here.
'@daisymilan3: Antenatal is boring mweh... Like that physics class I dreaded in high school...'~~haha r u sure it wasn't chemistry
Work work and more work!!!!
I aint worried about non.....ahhhhhhh!!!
They don't listen to us cause all we do is sin
All my profits just rose!
They don't listen to our I love yous cause someone else says it better.
They don't compliment us cause we're not good enough
They never appreciate us cause to them we can do better.
They don't see our efforts cause they're too busy looking for our faults.
@ChiAndYipyap happy birthday.. how cud @HopeChishala 4get it beats me.
THEY DON'T LOVE US NO MORE.
Lyk ts ma last. Am gona du t lyk ts ma last
How the hell do people/thieves go and raid an Ebola treatment center.. What was there to steal, Ebola?
Here the #CFC game will be played at night but the skies will be blue because we are the blues.
'Your comfort zone can ultimately be your worst enemy.'
Word..'@AMoniqueMusic: 'if they don't know you personally, don't take it personal'
http://t.co/54ilRonFJW this poor young man got shoot 6 times wonder what his crim was #FurgusonShooting
http://t.co/54ilRonFJW This young man got shoot 6 times, i wonder what crime he did commit.#FergusonShooting
@JoshuaNamuyamba amen papa
'He who refuses to obey, cannot command.'
What I don't know won't kill Me #MyNewPrinciple that way maybe I can be happy a lil longer
I don't think its wise to point fingers at anyone if you can't afford hand sanitizer
@KICCLondon amen
Imbola virus spreding from north of africa
Football practice yesterday, basketball shooting practice today.
'@_missgumbie: Happy birthday hanzvadzi @ane_limbie !xx' thanks sis
@SkySportsNewsHQ #ssnhqcech #ssnhqcourtois young Courtois
@ManUtd splash the mula damn it http://t.co/ctNBSYjzMq
I'm at @BongoHive in Lusaka https://t.co/Kt4BJB5S8j
#yeezus
Eish done wth my class nw....
@Tigu_El mmmh tat combo tho
@Tigu_El ts nt evn kool mwandi smh
'Good things come to those who wait. But better things come to those who work for it.'
@Henrypoka well apparently to my mum ao my frends are fake psss!!!!
@Tigu_El yae ts so stressn gaaaaaaad!!!!!
@i_tweet_cray @Khrayne_ lol tat **it sucks!!!!
@thareal_duttyga yae tats the way to go
@Khrayne_ @i_tweet_cray yae like yyy u hre
'@Briefarie: @ane_limbie happy birthday sekuru.... i wont ask age... i knoe u still 20 #winkyface' cheers muzukuruskana
'@kudagumbie: @ane_limbie happy birthday bhudhi! I miss playing ball with you!' Thanks cuz, will def catch up on dat ball soon
I get excited everytime I hear of these Khedira to Arsenal rumors. God please let it be true. I promise to start coming to church
Panono panono ifintu nipanono...
Who the fuck is this http://t.co/qUZm2dgyBI
Don't stress over girls. The world has bigger problems, like Ebola, the killings and Gaza and Sami Khedira not coming to Arsenal
Its a blues moment tonight http://t.co/W41t19XiGz
Nowadays the more u get education the preetier u get..that thing of stopping sku in G12 and say 'I'll get married' vinasila,uzajama smh.
#blended http://t.co/1TQvon5SaF
#SSFootball. Its arsenal's season hater go n hung....
What the fuck does snapchat do?
'Prostitution isn't like other businesses: beginners earn more and the more experienced earn less...' Once Minutos
@SuperSportTV its arsenal's year...
2) it would be better if you started separating rival fans in stadia to avoid those unnecessary fights that break out oftenly
'@Addie_mill: And then he calls me!!! *faints*  like my heart skipped a few beats please mweh lesa!' I didn't call yo
We only said goodbye with words, I died a hundred times. You go back to her & I go back to black
@FAZFootball 2) it would be better if you started separating rival fans in stadia to avoid those unnecessary fights that break out oftenly.
@ceceposh @Tigu_El wat question
What a low budget movie!!!  =)) =D
'I should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with, Stupid men.'  #AmyWinehouse
These days I just look at myself in the mirror and say , 'Grow up, no one gives a fuck about your feelings'
@ChiAndYipyap @HopeChishala I think its village manners coz am arsenal & distance myself frm her on this 1.
@ceceposh aww ok
@Africa_Connect I dnt for real.
# work work time to go home now. http://t.co/w7xDt0cPIy
'@BBCAfrica: AUDIO: Missing #Ebola patients in Liberia. http://t.co/kxO8VMzii' chaos! The country might crumble if taken lightly.
Whats the whole point of giving the house help leave then having someone come over 3times a week to do her job?!? You still paying some1
@Miz_Rachael tiye twikalile limo
#CFC team v Burnley: Courtois; Ivanovic, Cahill, JT (C), Azpilicueta; Cesc, Matic; Schurrle, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa
I thought Jennifer Hudson was now roughly a size 10 or 8... NOT a size 6 (Astonished Face)
In the flag we plagued 3rd world psychology.
Its hard to get ahead in this dollar based economy
@DoyinakaLyricaL @TeamDoyin I love your trucks and I'll keep on listening to them...keep up the good work man!
Playing with my emotions!
I got no one to talk to now!
All my friends think I'm stupid
Its hard to be a boSS cos when u make a decision it affects a lot of pipo...its what jose did #cfc #SSFootball #cech
Girls fall in love with what they hear & guys fall in love with what they see, that's why guys lie & girls wear makeup!
And its abt to start #CFC
To shatter the picture in which of that as they paint me as. As a monger of hate, Satanist, scatter-brained atheist
#DopeSHIT 'Glass Walls' NEW TRACK by SLAUGHTER HOUSE @Royceda59 @CrookedIntriago @JoellOrtiz @JoellOrtiz : http://t.co/4TUsRmLLY3
Yagemuka! It's On! #BURvCHE #SSFootball
The future for Zambia Tennis let's do this in Zimbabwe #Team Patrick http://t.co/5fz393RnvJ
Tired AF
Over 90% of people are no longer friends with somebody that they once called their best friend!
Don't ask me why I'm angry when I'm angry... I'll probably get more angry...
Ati shanya po! Miss this tweep @Acajian
Know who you are in ur christian life
One word? http://t.co/4yXnRtOguz
Friends will come, friends will go but God will never leave you! Money will come, money will go but God will never leave you!
What do u treasure the most in your life?
Don't depress yourself with thoughts of what tomorrow may bring; don't worry about tomorrow; live your life today
Thoughts are also a pathway of sin!!! Control the mind and you would have defeated on element that causes sin!
We sin in so many ways but hey; 85% of the sin we commit is by choice!! Don't blame the devil for your wrongs, take the blame!
If you say you are not a sin, then you are saying that the word in the bible is lying.
There is no condemnation for those who are in Christ Jesus
Did you know that suicide is sin??
Judge not and you shall not be judged; forgive and you shall be forgive; do not condemn and you will not be condemned!
I rebuke negativity,positive energy all the way.....God really answers prayers,his a Living God...
The whole life of the Christian should be a psalm..summed up..Bless the Lord, O my soul..all that is in me,bless His holy name! C.S Spurgeon
Cool staff here#TwoThings @zonefam
@YayaThuggie_CYN @ThatFreshKidTay mmmmh I dsagree depending hw lyrical they re
@MTVbaseAfrica #TweetRequest @zonefam #TwoThings
U show love I show too#TwoThings @zonefam .*i see u!!!!!
SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT tough but I enjoy every bit of it.....
John MacArthur Rebukes Joel Osteen http://t.co/acoVk8oLNx
So much hype bout #tweepgang... guess I did miss something
#staring #death in the #face in an #hour
I refuse to be that man in a club with young girls while my wife is home, will always have family time..
#TwoThings Video Is the Bomb @zonefam keep it up Boys!!
finally no more walking up a hill
@IssahBravo school takes everybody away.. So far so good iw jx be home the whole of today I guess.
I wrote about @SweatTweets in my thesis, and here they are again being the best. #Sexworkers will change the world.  http://t.co/mL0H8FhMaI
God is love; therefore if you have Love then God dwells in your heart!
We shall receive power when the holy spirit comes upon us
Everything happens for a purpose; nothing is a mistake here on earth!
Humble yourself and you shall be raised up; be proud and you shall be brought down!
A loving heart is the truest wisdom
Attending the ZNFU Media Briefing http://t.co/FiYCZt1Y4C
Be patient and remember; rome was not built in one day!!!
Tears are a silent language of grief!
Thin people are beautiful but fat people are adorable
Craving some hawaiin pizza
@Tbeibez mmmm is it for real? I haven't heard about it.scary for real,will be wiped lol #Ebola
@Tbeibez mmmmm am equally scared now,its something else for real...
@IssahBravo nah m still in sku.. Still gat a lot of yrs ahead
@Tbeibez mmmm am equally scared now, that something else for real....let's pray its not true mweh..
Word! RT"@SecretLifeHacks: No matter how slow you progress, you're still ahead of everyone who isn't trying."
@Tbeibez ooh I see...eish its crazy..
No matter how slow you progress, you're still ahead of everyone who isn't trying.
@kj_mukala gulani :)
Lmaaoooo #classic*thumb up* RT"@LazyWrita: Good morning http://t.co/GnufsvOcoY"
@P_Jr_0000 No I don't hey
Dead!! RT"@Enyboo: LOL! http://t.co/fIyC1iss99"
"@Xploit116: Happy Birthday to the beautiful @StarlynOld 21 years old today" Dude u don't put the age out there..
Lol,ulula RT "@Jay_Centric: Your girlfriend calls herself Barbie on facebook and yo busy slandering hoes on here? We have data naise ka"
Feeling lazy to go visit the barber
That electric toothbrush ad got me. So getting one.
PROFLIGHT CELEBRATES ZAMBIA'S INDEPENDENCE WITH 50-SEAT JUBILEE JET

Proflight Zambia has begun flights on its... http://t.co/0do5JYD3t3
RT @WizEmCarter: "Hall Of Fame...!!!" Thanks @Cleo_icequeen and @Slapdee. #Zambia #Africa http://t.co/lgE5ENaJIX
#TBT moms went in the stash on this lol #BabyBoyFresh http://t.co/qTvLltPbRY
@reggie_sloan11 bro you high? Lol
@katiyaaa hey love i miss seein your face ! lol
Byrd yall win was fufu as shit you kno it nigga lol who the fuck fumbles on da one smh
RV's transition was so unexpected for me. From cute to sexy. Lol haha
RT @ThatsSoRae___: just cause u don't like me YOU find other Bitchs that don't like me then y'all what?????? become Friends.....lol oh ok
I NEED 2K15 ! BAE NEEDS TO BUY IT FOR ME LOL
@B52TheFortress England to be winning at HT, Macedonia, Montenegro, Spain, Austria. But I've been losing too? Lol. Might walk away,, ;)
@leoperexxx @pbalexis1221 @tannerd831 shell i come then lol, loomin stunning you are baby xx
@PharaohMonroe lol, just mainly the Army and Marine guys
@_iAdil lol she has blocked me long ago.
RT @TheElIIenShow: lol hazel chill it's a metaphor http://t.co/3hMEOXtgaC
@Captain_Trilla nigga ion eem fucc wit 360 no more. It's all I got doe. Lol
@KissMeImCee__ yes lol weave atl got it !
Lol chui trop sex!
@lilmissjo haha nope and yes snow at Christmas is perfect because I not at work lol : )
@mightyobvious Mathlab it was too good. @omar_quraishi  bhai app ko bura tho nahi laga? #LOL
RT @xoxoShai: Lost souls acting hard and playing fake roles to impress the internet. Lol not for me.
@matilda501 You know that owning a cat means you just become an unpaid servant.  Lol
@1FLYMEXICAN lol cuz snoo u talking about
@Ayee_Momo you don't have to prove anything to him lol he was ignorant for asking you that, don't put your business out
@THEMiaIsabella well good morning beautiful well its late in ireland so ill say good evening sexy :-) lol
@F1baby88 yes its almost race weekend but did u see the driver conference? The drivers are broken atm :-( that car is just sex on wheels lol
LOL this is sooo true. I say something else but end up doing a... http://t.co/qn8J5e6rZp @troubl0573
RT @ClubbyDubby: @MikePallanti how's it running on xboxone? Lol
Do people tweet anymore or is it all just companies and websites??? #AskingForAFriend LoL
@cambriaaaN awwww man Lol
@MarkMizzouSteel @derrick_daKidD piece of cake man. Lol
Lol
@HanyaGordon the photos are mostly for you lol
@rikababey big ass head lol
Is it bad I'm trying to talk one of the girls I used to talk to best friend? Well ex best friend lol idk.
@Ms_Delgadooo you can that again , lol
S full it comes out in kisses... Lol http://t.co/r5GdDZ4tkj
@MLGScraps na, can't lol
Meer kritiek dan bijval voor AH /via @NOS - Politiek correct de fout in. Aandacht hebben ze iig #lol #AH http://t.co/RGV1cmDREK
RT @sydbustamante: I look jack hideous to school everyday lol or maybe just everyday in general
@XOChinkyEyes @rdy72 what lol?
RT @TheDrunkyStory: How to break up:

U: ur ex is sexy

Them: which one?

U: me bye lol.
Lol http://t.co/64bYRO9ukg
Lol I love my friends
I play all day about wantin a man lol I need to stop
@xXxKillBabyxXx sorry to be annoying i can't find you lol maybe msg me ? mandy petit in my picture i am wearing a skull sweater
La partiie n'en finis plus lol #maillonfaible
I'm going to sleep in this next class sorry but not sorry lol
@PjYatesMusic it pretty cool work is work lol but I like it tho nd what's watch station
@Just_LikeThatB I'm confused lol
@mfweluuh_ LOL. WELUHH, yu making ut obvii. Hahaa
LOL when a lady comes to pick up something and sees that I'm a Kilmury and so is she, so we start talking about our families #smallworld
@_PeaceOfShit LOL
@FeaRTog Lol well add me on Skype. tregoham93
Lol All My Brothers Cute
@xxMixedBeauty lol.u play to much fr
@SexxySOB Lol!
Lol i aint goin.
This foreign exchange student is listening to French rap okaaaaaaayy lol
@coffeedizzy @lilyrose824 So funny...lol  It's like we're in some freaky, bizarre universe.
@_ItzDutchess you definitely don't txt back Mel lol
@ohzarr I forgot lol
lol I'm funny
@katiyaaa lol you see how they do me. It's crazy.
@CCHSfession Lol who be this
Leave me alone Neq lol come on I'm starving !
@Holborncompany @ranty_man 

LOL http://t.co/AF4SZeOlg6
@IntenseDesire WOMEN ARE SO IMAGINARIC LOL INJESUSNAMEAMEN TO THE THICKNESS IN HEALTH SO HELP YOU WOMEN OD GODDESS BODIES WETHEWORLD!
@tpennison ouuu that sucks! Lol
there's no escaping Big Brother.
@Miss_angela_nam Thank you hon. #wekeepmoving
why an Ebola vaccine trial in Mali?
I'm lost man, lost
As sad as the deaths caused by ebola, it is outrageous that Jesse Jackson is inserting himself to make this a race issue. #keepjacksonaway
Replaced the door on the house of a 90-year-old WW2 veteran. Thanks Luanshya Facebook group for your support! http://t.co/g109Cln85l
HIV, TB and Malaria are devastating  but Orphan hood compliments them all. They are like bread and butter. Buy my book to help my initiative
Thats the spirit  Kitwe G12's when the leakage wasnt right protest! Finding a k500 at 11pm easy.
@eonline this girl has lost it period.
"Estan llegando las personas al Audiofoto de Multiplaza para ver a la Leyenda @LuisFigo. @ptylegendscup http://t.co/wuSgoiLGS0" @DeyArauz
At the 2015 national budget analysis: citizens view organised by ZICA ....
As you fight Ebola, HIV/AIDS, TB and Malaria, remember to defend the orphan in your neighborhood
Minister Chikwanda in attendance ....moderator says he may comment or not after the discussion ....
@lyla92 @StP_BrokenBones @drivebytruckers Sell them and buy my book
@OutskirtsPress  Great news
I could be missing something,but so far,the budget seems rather flat!! Aside Mineral Royalty adjustment
Challenges is the girl child attending school at Mayukwayukwa Secondary School
Wouldn't mind having some KFC right about now.
Oh wow! Congrats Ms Musonda! Most deserved. @monicamusonda
Happy pre-birthday @WilliamWood6. Thank you @chefmourez & chef Marco. #birthdays #Rosso #wekeepmoving http://t.co/qBLxyxM9xP
Late night at the office on a Friday. . @ Katondo Street http://t.co/8R3mjfdF9M
When I have to get up and dip my tshirt in cold water, put it back on and then go back to bed. #LusakaIsHotterThanTheDevilsArmpit
@CSOSUN Eneya, asks the Minister of Finance why his budget doesn't have a word called nutrition? @SUNCSN @SUN_Movement @CTPDZambia
My other grandparents have been married 32years and they are hands down the most devoted pair I have ever seen even in trouble. I want that.
My parents have been married 29 years with seven kids and a grandkid between them. Survivors too. And best friends. Literally.
Safe to say I come from a tough line of survivors. He better be in it to win it. To fight for it.He better be in it through good and horrid.
He better be in it no matter what happens. Because I for sure will be. For better, for worse. Forever. For always. #LoveOverEverything
@fitboard welcome
Manager at the guest house i stay when here has jus committed suicide! #tragic
@CharlieBonnet3  Welcome
@DebbieJJohnson Raise means from sales of my book Spiritual Psychology to enable me setup a self-supporting orphanage here in Zambia
sometimes in war, there's no good side or bad side, just the winning side
@WilliamWood6 Birthday! And the weekend begins #shanishani #wekeepmoving http://t.co/Qs9XOUtAWv
I still get puzzled when people see a beautiful woman workin as a sex worker or with a poor man, and ask what went wrong.
we assume looks are a springboard to a good life
funny hw mst Zambians say thy don't watch ZNBC but wonder y thy get so angry wn th national broadcaster isn't televising th Chipolopolo game
@techwildfire nice
@ANNIECHIMBUVU iam well thanx
Now playing... My boy @sebastiendutch #OktoberfestTings *WhoooWhoop
@Bible_Time Be still and see His salvation
MTN/FAZ league update: 8 mins Zanaco 0-0 GBFC
10th Sebastian Mwansa shot comes off the post with Zanaco goalie Allan Chibwe beaten
Especially grateful for the presence of outdoor swimming pools today. #LusakaHeat
Zesco lead Nkana 1-0 through a John Chingandu goal 12th minute
30th minute Allan Mikulski low shot hands Green Buffaloes 1-0 over Zanaco
Goal GBFC Allan Mukuka 30th
Half time: Zanaco 0-1 GBFC
Half time: Zanaco 0-1 GBFC, Zesco 1-0 Nkana
Waiting for Chipolopolo vs Niger game! #dousproud
Wondering where and what my be is up too bcs shs too quiet on me today..who has taken my place????????????????? @Miwelove
So many options #fb
Second half underway at Sunset: Zanaco 0-1 GBFC
I'm going to watch AFCON Qualifier 2014 - NIG v ZAM on SuperSport 4 [ 204 ] 11 October 2014 at 17:00
@mulezed  Roger Federer beats Novak Djokovic 6-4 6-4 in the Shanghai Masters semi-finals http://t.co/4HiIk34ugc
Goaaaal: Moses Phiri equalises for Zanaco 52nd minute. Zanaco 1-1 GBFC
GOAL 53rd minute Jackson Mwanza makes it 2-0. Zesco 2-0 Nkana
@kalumianakitwe kalumiana Moses Phiri equalises for Zanaco 52nd
Half time : Mozambique 1-0 Cape Verde
Zesco have made it 3-0 and unsurprisingly Nkana fans are throwing objects on the pitch
#SSFOOTBALL go bafana go,go chipolopolo go,congo 0-1 Rsa,niger 0-1 zam
Clatus Chama is the man who makes it 3-0 for Zesco United in the 63rd minute
@cutie391 namkale namutowe uliche mushe
@cutie391 chawama icho. Stay cool
Nobody wants to hear this, but sometimes the person you want most, is the person you are best without.
Four minutes to go at Sunset Stadium it is Zanaco 1-1 GBFC
Full time: Zanaco 1-1 GBFC
Full time: Zesco 3-0 Nkana
"Mind Your Language" Hilarious.
Mozambique 2-0 Cape Verde
Someone please tweet the line up.
It's still 0-0 in Niamey with 30 mins played
Mozambique 2-0 Cape Verde full time
Christopher katonga would make sense in this game. #NigervsZambia
Half time Niger 0-0 Zambia
Slowly falling in love with paduze
Half time Women Africa Cup: Namibia 2-0 Zambia
Second half underway Niger 0-0 Zambia. Only real chance in 1st half fell to Chamanga in 15th but he fluffed it
#christopherkatongo!
Every weekend Belindah dies @kuqa_ @vinlungu @nsangu_tmf
59th Singuluma hits the post
60th Munthali back pass almost ends in an own goal
@psysci_co_uk As beauty is in the eyes of the beholder
And our favourite number still pa bench ...yashani @ZevyanjiSS @MsTebz @Katebe46
@CLusaka @wantemwa @FAZFootball @KalushaPBwalya we are playing well but we need a goal getter. Go #Chipolopolo
Mayukwa? Seriously!?
73rd minute Mayuka in for Charles Zulu
77th Zambia survive scare with Niger Jersey 18 shooting but Mweene saves
@Footy_Jokes lol
Is janza a couch or kaponya chabe! What a useless substitution
85th Chris Katongo comes in for Chisamba Lungu
@nursefriendly @thenursesnurse yes
@chishafcb @MsTebz @Katebe46 nachinakalipa naine...nabakulu banensu
89th minute Chamanga out for Jacob Mulenga
@ChaliPhiri apa pena mwalasa
"... Am looking for a plenty money job doing plenty little"-Mind Your Language.
@CLusaka @wantemwa @FAZFootball how many times shall we call for #SateSate.
@Coreandor Test Zambian genre by reading my book Spiritual Psychology. Besides, you will have hastened the implementation of my project
Full time Niger 0-0 Zambia. Janza to win in competitive games. He has overseen 3 competitive games.
The problem with this team is with the coach. @CLusaka @KalushaPBwalya @CLusaka How do you play blunt forwards?
1@Miwelove  nichani? U dnt hv subscription olo bwanji mummy??
@kangaroo_jaack awe apa pena ndemona kwati alaba kafya...I don't see any defence
In God's kingdom, maturity isn't measured by time (age) but rather by love, character and obedience." #fb
The greatest gift,beautiful movie
Zambian  team  waz pathetic!! In my own  opinion i can say !!!
@SikazweJanny  watching you right now officiating the Sudan Nigeria game. ..proud of your achievements
women can eat Ice cream eyeee!!!
Currently  my Number 1 Song  right now  is #Pumpkin by @CassperNyovest  #ThatSongIsJustDope
@Leeyowe cant blame u.these sons of bitches got comfortable with the millions of kwacha we gave them.unschooled bastards
@FAZFootball so are we supposed to be critical about the performance so far and risk being black listed or just kiss ass as expected
@Leeyowe luck of isukulu my guy. they r a bunch of dunderheads
Zambia Mansa. Everyday hustling in the street looking for money http://t.co/bPGVb6RddT
I woke up like this!! http://t.co/1FH0wlvbkv
kanya west Follows 1 Person on Twitter Dats Kim!!! i find dat 2 be  pretty shitty!!!
if only mum knew how i spend my nights on that castle tip with ma boys @Mubi03 @Mwana_Wakwitu...and @CastleLagerAFR http://t.co/rhjEJfi7J7
@Mosesmutambo : My anaconda don't want none unless you got a decent idea of what you're doing with your life, hun."
@Mosesmutambo : I hate the fact that if I don't start the conversation, there won't be one."
@Mwana_Wakwitu nah brah 440 is out of the question, y nat go ku mumanga pleasure resort
@BigBroAfrica awesomeness waka waka team.....
@rufaro_et id want batman+superman vs Rambo+Terminator
Sumtyms m glad i play ball in africa, ndikaminyuka i dont need surgery nor m i gn b out fo weeks...even kuramba sub! @Nigeylove @walucci
@BigBroAfrica team Marky 2 and resa we still in this #BBHotshots
Lead me to the Rock that is higher than I...  I want more of YOU God!!
I'm at Portico Cucina Italiana in Lusaka https://t.co/824OQ1ViyC
I don't know how to understand
#nowplaying lies of the beautiful people
if you even have to think about it,its not right for you.
cant stop-@onerepublic #nowplaying
matchbox 20-if you're gone
i begin to assemble what weapons i can find, 'cause sometimes to stay alive youve got to kill your mind
Happy birthday to ma nigga @vinlungu #TurnUp n have a blast!!
Sure felt good at first #withyou
U know u exhausted when even in ur dreams u failing to getup... O_o. Hello Monday..... #Leggo
34mins later. Not a good way to start.
Patient love-passenger "though you will not wait for me,i'll wait for you"
#KimKardashianGame http://t.co/qS51s0f7dZ
The worlds not quite enough.
All things work together for good...
@RoberEly a newbie.... Welcome...
Is #SeanPaul ever coming to Zambia lol
It's International Day for Disaster Reduction. This year focuses on older people under the theme Resilience for Life. #IDDR2014 @didrrn
This Guy  @Leon_ross93  doesn't hear #Samvela funny ninja
God u just have to take the lead and I will follow behind
Local is Laka even if Chelsea is playing Power Dynamos I will support Power D. Lol
Hahaha Ati I have gained like am the source of corruption  funny uncle I have.
#OscarPistorius Good Luck Man
Who creates days like this who knows today is #NoBraDay  lol women gat issues.
Congratulations to Zambia Sugar Plc for being awarded the Best Performing Ai100 company at the 2014 Ai Index Series Awards@Africainvestor
Had an AWESOME time at the #Oktoberfest!!! Can not wait for next years :p http://t.co/xfcv4wSpT4
@PatrickMuhau  Hz coming ku mukobeko or its in S.A.
Bumped into the guys behind the #LuluHaangala song  @Fjayrnb & @TheeAjay of @ThisIsUrbanHype at Fest:-) #goodtimes http://t.co/YjTRIpvbgj
Doing what I was born to do. Distributing charity stuff to the Orphans at Widows,Orphans,Need and Sick Ministries. http://t.co/2LBgJ4trnS
@NambeyeK have emailed you.
@RandGzambia We loved the freebies!lol
NOW I start that #30DayBloggingChallenge :) #DelayedIsNotDenied
@NambeyeK coolies
In search of @LONAH_SHAWA
Relax, You are enough, You do enough, You have enough.
@CLusaka @KalushaPBwalya and of the 5 strikers only Singuluma showed a hunger for goals and it was unfortunate that the goal post denied him
@Abdul_260 Good morning!
@jp_liu Good morning
@Rouge_90 @RandGzambia lol!
#OscarPistorius lelo lelo
@BBCAfrica My condolences
@TjeduRox @madam_miley oh you know I can't even seem to find arsenal on the table
When a girl is mad at you everything becomes reverse psychology. Yes means No. Go means stay. Like WTF??!!
@ZescoUnitedFC Oh my I am ecstatic!  Awesome job my boys!
@LONAH_SHAWA Hey how are ya? DM your WhatsApp arrangement. Can't find you.
Sometimes i wonder why stating the obvious for certain people gives them such joy...
@Muyundan42 people get fired for less :-D Nah man weekend things
So apparently today is #NoBraDay for the ladies. Time to get my binoculars. I'm going sight seeing. Ladies trends are trends, respect them!
Hi Sandra Powell, thanks though not seen the message yet. plse repost.
"@EminikOfficial: Rick Ross is already supporting #NoBraDay!! http://t.co/Sge053VIoe"lmao
@sandrapowell1 #keep reading my business blog: http://t.co/gSWdlQT02s, need articles/comments.
@jeffkapembwa
@sandrapowell1 #thanks Sandra, follow my business blog: http://t.co/gSWdlQT02s for comments and articles.
@sandrapowell1 # By the way Sandra, looking fora business partner to develop the blog into website for busines, financial, mining too.
@KellerOfCapsule # Hi Aaron, seekinga business partner to develop my business blog, cud u join me?: http://t.co/AOEarXDe82
Suddenly feel awful!
I Need your grace for my flaws
You remind of something.
@zimba43 where I work from, we have a team of males doing MC and one woman.
Back then it was cool......now it ain't. #changes
I love overnight texting... You only text with no sense... Fun fun fun
I'm glad that my face when I have make up on is not very different from what it looks like without make  up on. #TeamNaturalLook
Yesterday with the birthday boy Theo Mwale http://t.co/soKCWl3H5S
Spotted at KFC in Harare: Sadza nuggets. Think I'll stick with the Zinger burger.. #ZimbabweCuisine
@KalushaPBwalya @CLusaka indeed we are and some factors r attributable 2 the same. We need to move quickly otherwise it gets worse from here
@KalushaPBwalya @CLusaka the biggest  question will always be on player selections. To many inform players being ignored especially upfront
@wizkidayo WizKid, what's the address to your website? have searched all over google I cant find it
Feel like am about to be incinerated by this heat,wooooooo.
@JosephMorgan Should be the most Paid actor in the originals,without him it would never be this good #klaus
@KalushaPBwalya @CLusaka I know team selection is the preserve of the coach n u may not want to comment for various reasons understandable
@BBCNewsUS @BBCWorld they are bad huh.
Wow this dude just got house arrest!And that's it????
Its so hot...am so getting a shower.
np Devine #TaxMoneyRiddim
who does that to da horse ,......ba dwayrne  #Hercules
Paranoid ...

Worried about the wrong thing.
Why am I the one you wanna get it into with for the drama?
I've got a lot to say and that's the last thing a nigga wanna hear right now.
@nkoleNM @kapalachisunka miss you too Kasapo ...
@Kuqa_ lol I don't even remember bra. All I have is pictures of it though
I'm not playing with your heart it's just a habit to let these bitches know the truth.
@missbwalya for the braless boobs maybe its to make us the menfolk notice and join in the awareness.
#DrakeKnows
"@AskCheyB: Ladies: It's ok to be a virtuous woman! Stop cheating yourself."
Penelope Cruz named Esquire's sexiest woman alive...in Africa she doesn't cut it #JustSaying http://t.co/6fYiUJsnhd
@rutina_bliss  your Good ?
"Pistorius a broken man"...really?  If only he was broke & unknown.. #OscarTrial #oscartrialverdict #OscarSentencing http://t.co/qykj8vfpZr
Touch talk Mr Abbott confronting Mr  Putin over the shoot down of #MH 17@BBCAfrica @BBCBreaking
Wow can you challenge for the title with such a huge group on the mend http://t.co/EaJsfkLpOW
New  Number  calls "Who's this?" Am like ,your the one who called sucker!!
@SeppBlatter violence, racism and corruption.
There is no power to win a man like the power of love. -- Spurgeon
Im LIVE ON @QfmZambia 89.1 RIGHT NOW! WINE IT By @RobertoZambia #NOW PLAYING!
My siblings from church #Family http://t.co/JjCFiKEEjY
@imstilljosh @MSlisaSAYS They do if one heeds medical advice and of course trust in divine power. To everything there is a purpose
Till we meet again gelo!!! http://t.co/pseKOTsa1x
13th October http://t.co/Jr2LxNkKuJ
@worldnewsdotcom #you can be using some of my (authentic) stories posted on my blog: http://t.co/gSWdlQT02s, so long you attribute source.
@worldnewsdotcom #need a stringer from Zambia? reach me: jeff.kapembwa@gmail.com
@worldnewsdotcom # reach me on my mobile in case of a chat: +260-966 845 779 or +260- 977 845 779, jeff kapembwa, blogger
Baddest Niqqer on the planet!! http://t.co/nKimwfH0KQ
S/O XO
All the beat guys
#enjoy your #exams @ Kalulushi Town http://t.co/oJ6UC8FkGK
Don't ever fuckin' talk to me if you been skimming behind my back. I know you. Fuckin' fakes
Yes I am lp number one fun.
I have all the albums, singles and soundtracks. #lp @ Kalulushi Town http://t.co/XCyckBmqK3
I saw what you said about me in a couple of screen shots. I ain't mad at you though. Always knew you were a bitch.
Subliminal tweets to let your conscious get to you
Beautiful Zambia @ Kalulushi Town http://t.co/VdeQFzbYbu
#NF: @Poochi29
@frumfree oh yes....that was awesome fun!!
Is she alive? >>> @Afriquin13
Day 1 of the Green Smoothie Cleanse....So help me God....So far so good :)
@AwesomeLusaka Not only food but waste management, housing, energy, health care etc.
Don't hope for a better Zambia when you're just sitting around doing nothing about it. Work hard and make a change. HOPE is just a concept!
Independence avenue has become a death trap on its own eish:-\
Stuff just got real bad, I've played a lot eish
RT "@LTPMusic: "He who sings scares away his woes." #Music #LTPMusic http://t.co/RipJHMu6Et" #Truth
DEEP DYOLI - By @Iam_Thugga Ft @JayRox05 (Produced by @ShomChris) #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
http://t.co/JZSsW6jAu3
@BigBroAfrica macky2 keep on no matter what people say about u we are behind you
#BigBrotherHotshots macky2 we are behind u no matter how people say about u we luv
India Arie - "This Love"...know how you go to church and the pastor speaks THAT word that you needed? @indiaarie did that. #AmorVincitOmnia
#BBHotshots Macckys go go we are behind you
Whst the hell is this ?? http://t.co/dyTq2CFSMa
@Made_Music91 I love it feels like it's speaking to me
@Fjayrnb always a joy.
@Veroo_Odc1902 thanks for the follow back :)
zone fam on @KUMWESU :)
"I am a ten thousand petal flower, unfolding in this moment..."
Must hurt you to see me win.
Okra the love veggie, keeps you happy from the table till you get into bed with your hubby
You should have known from the start that what we have won't leave this room.
I made it clear to the world that nobody gon' be that somebody.
So fuck me right till I'm too tired to leave you.
When there's nothing to talk about :|
The tonight show staring jimmy fallon @MTVZA #FallondoesMTVZA :-D
looking for artists and dancers to perform at this years mulungushi university masquerade party on 23 october http://t.co/iNV3rYP8wd
Kwacha on the JSE @CrazyHip_star5 @chipochipokosa Mr.Keegan put it well, i didnt see it like that before
Kwacha free fall not a fluke
When i hear "Previous on #The100" i calm down!!
previous  on #Crisis !!! Can't  move !!
previous on #TheOriginals  just Stop texting me!!
Ever loved someone so much you get jealous over their celebrity crushes?
Previous on #TheVampiresDiaries i Switch off my Phone!!
RT finally"@lusakatimes: Christopher Katongo Axed! http://t.co/cyEZx2Qghn"
"When hearts break, they break open." #AmorVincitOmnia #LoveOverEverything #LAmourTriompheDeTout
@ltsTyga  you are a real dope nigga #dont mind them
@HOLYSMOKERVILLE  a friend With weed is all i need if is in need am also in need #weed killer
got 2 interact with some real shady peeps this past wknd
they told enough tales 2 scare the shit out of u, and tales 2 make u laugh non stop
It's so annoying when someone sits next to me in the Dh when I purposefully sit alone.
@TeamCBFrance  lets go for chris brown in the are wardz @peoplemag
Trying to draw closer to him who gives me strength. #LetGod
Lol ZNBC sports news has cracked me. Dead for days. Ati ma phone ku China ati bwanji?
Drop the mask n reveal the workmanship of the master #GodsLeadingLady .....quiet time in Petauke
heard of man named Chris Makayi early 20s who robbed a house.
shot a pregnant maid in the foot, raped her and stabbed her 2 death in stomach
heard of Chinese man who escaped from Zambian prison Chimbokaila, by climbing onto roof and dodging shots with acrobatics
the Chinese man after dodging chase and shots, jumped from 2nd floor to getaway car down below, breaking his leg in process. he got away
Ilaid with the lowest of the low, where they showed me nothin but respect n luv, givin support n encouragement
*n patiently awaitin payment*
Youre in court and you expect to be taken serious when you say "he tried/touched my boobs" (._. ) some women.
"@VitengeNiVatu: simply chitenge http://t.co/ZuOUKlfYVQ" @CrazyHip_star5 @chipochipokosa  #CAFFINE the design we wanted see looks good.
Everyone is studying in the lecture rooms. Did I miss a memo about a secret meeting??
Renovating houses of three WW2 ex-servicemen in Luanshya. Making life easier for men who fought to keep Africa free. REAL Freedom Fighters!
I admire the way we chill with the guys never mind the age nor shani shani...  We united that's why balakumbwa Waumfwa #Twababonse
celebrity lives are the new fairy tales. 
we know they fake, but we keep telling them
before Ferguson, didn't know they folks across the seas still had in em to protest peacefully and not give up the protest. 
I salute them
got caught up with the black life I see on tv, those chasing a sports/music/dance/  dream and the reality show folks.
refreshing to see real
would love 2 know what life is like for a black american who can't sing, dance or not into sports
All social media apps feel better on Android
@bo_liswa @SunshineDube @my for me its time. It's like I need a 28 hour day
armed with nothing but time and dreams, imma wage war on my destiny
@afeworkii do tell, what have they done?
@yungbasednaoh out of curiosity, does she say the dumb shiy in an Australian or Southern accent?
Basketball practice today was fuckin' awesome
I'm great at 3 sports. Basketball, football & sex
I can play volleyball not great though
@afeworkii sad, sadder still to know Eritreans fleeing too.
That's practically a baby African country, where'd their future go wrong?
@afeworkii I know they were lovey with Ethiopia just after breakup, the president didn't move with body guards, then downhill ever since
@yungbasednaoh she didn't read the memo and believes her own hype.
@afeworkii how many big tribes in Ethiopia?
why is Big Seans career still happening?
@afeworkii 74 tribes here, n most folk can only name 7 big 1's. Even I cant name them all
thanks for the info, real sad bout the traffickers
@NaniCoolJ you describe Africa perfectly!
alot of folk don't know the simple basic truth, Prayer without any action to achieve prayed for goal is meaningless.
som3 folks pray the whole day for days on end.
so while they praying, I have no idea whom they expect to act to achieve what they pray for
some pray for an end to war and help for refugees. 
they pray days and night for that, never bothering to actually help a refugee
last nite I was convinced mosquitoes were trying to tell me something, then they bit me on the soles of my feet.

they all deserve to die
last nite was with man who prayed for damn near 4 hours straight.
kept on repeating himself 
insanity and faith are close friends 4 the weak
have seen so many men *mostly men*, who've gone crazy with their faith, screaming prophetic insanities in the streets.
real sad
Perhaps Steve Harvey's true calling is that of a pimp, peddling broken dreams to gullible females
if any of the Harry Potter actors turn to dark magic, can we safely say that Lord Voldemort was not fully defeated by Harry?
Nigeria is a mystery. 
They contained ebola, have sent troops who've restored order across West Africa, but can't #BringBackOurGirls
maybe we all missing something.
why do so many good men want Bad ladies, and why do so many Good girls like Bad boys?
what if she's a lady in the streets n a nagging b**ch behind closed doors
and he a gentleman in the streets n a prick behind closed doors
u can only build upon the foundation set by your lover. 
if he/she was full of shit when u started dating, what did u expect but shit?
@desusnice makes sense, I need a chick with thick hips that licks her lips
@nm_angelfaery and for the men? no one has ever explained why good guys do go for bad gals!
Let's make chapati.
Just had a serious talk wit God's pipo ... It's really made sence and just have to meditate on it and make the right decision.
Ther are several things that the future holds for me ... And am not going to hide away
@MufasaShulizee whoop! *grins* Thankyou!!!!
@RandyMcLarenRM @Bittersweetza oh hey wow! How are you?
IM LIVE ON @QfmZambia 89.1 RIGHT NOW!!!! #GeneralKnowledgeTuesday #AfternoonDrive
@muliowakela @YostKalasa @MTN_Zambia yeah im on mtnzone n never changed.but is that the reason for the calls and txts?just got 1 from 454
@Prbeverlyangel Amen grandma..
Day 2 of the GSC.....going ok despite side effects....Hanging on tight :)
India Super League football, Delhi Dyamos vs Pune City, featuring Del Piero and Trezeguet respectively.
@MTVbaseAfrica #TweetRequest @zonefam #TwoThings
TRANSLATE - By @zonefam #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive Remember to keep requesting for #TwoThings On >> @MTVbaseAfrica
@chrisbrown Am Team Breezy everyday of my years... lol http://t.co/qQQugpLvbn
LELO - By @ChamaShilo Ft @Osilliation #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
@RandyMcLarenRM @Bittersweetza I am good thanks! Nice to see you on here!
Negotiate that you have k3 with the bus conductor then produce k50 http://t.co/Gmt1uwWfRw
@Airtel_love my country too much,come visit where ever you are.
NDIPITA - By @justkach Ft @sebastiendutch #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive #Africa Stand up!
Be with someone who is proud to have you.
@langwas_emy @Callmi_Kass @Emys_own haha I know right!! Baleetuma beating ifwe Zoona!!!
@Taku_posh we close in December. Some time before Christmas!! 22nd I think.. So are you having exams?
@Airtel_Zambia my number is 0977891993 it was registered in a different person's name. I visited an airtel shop was told to replace my sim.
@Selahngambi The way I see it... you have to be happy first. If holding on to something isn't making you happy, C'mon girl...BOUNCE!! ;)
@kapalachisunka @nkoleNM @ZevyanjiSS @Chilumbud  dobo yaku Serenje ...
I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm an asshole, and I own that shit like a motherfucker.
@Selahngambi Lol sometimes you have to be selfish to get what you want. Like I said before, I'm always happy when I see you like this. Sorry
God you are the best thing I have found.
@langwas_emy @Callmi_Kass haha if its him >> @Emys_own he totally agrees!
@RandyMcLarenRM @Bittersweetza thankyou thankyou thankyou!!!!
Taking the bull by its horns
Totally #TeamJulius...read the whole thing at http://t.co/jkn0YdKJOn :) #AmorVincitOmnia #LoveOverEverything
Dont be scared of failure,the only failure is never to try
This kind God i have never seen His type.
Still my favorite thing in the morning...
WALASA - By @FranciarMusic Ft @Officialmacky2 #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive @bbbflow Killed it on the intro!!!! chhant it ON!!!
the world is believed to be controlled by entrepreneurs...... but are entrepreneurs made or born??
The Post 14/10/2014 http://t.co/CgYzQJVpF9
@dray0day @CLusaka @wantemwa @Tizyobele bwino mune
The @jive909fm  Street Party...
Now there is a fire challenge :-\ white people are just something else
@ChipoAutumn let's dm and arrange a time to link up. #wekeepmoving
Walking around and wishing you were born a generation ago
@Tigu_El i need both seasons looks very interesting
A long time ago you'd get influenced by your own stupid insane friends but now,somebody else's dumb friend does that even international
received unexpected kindness from a total stranger in my time of need today.
from nowhere he just helped me.
He was cracking jokes last night. "@DJLBCZambia: Never heard him speak RT @Leon_ross93: Macky 2 kinda too reserved. It's too much now"
The sunset was really beautiful this evening http://t.co/cmJag0BxZ4
God's plan 4 us is 2 chose the righteous path, even if the other paths are easier or more temptin.
I chose the wrong paths and paid the toll
Father burns daughters hands because she ate his biscuits....
in all the darkness I've been engulfed in, his light still shines thru.
2014 has been a very humbling year.
2014 has been the year I was broken, the year I cracked, the year I cried twice.
the year I learnt I am only human, and got humbled
@Leon_ross93 @DJLBCZambia Don't know about today cause I've been at the office....
I cried twice at 2 separate funerals.
as the tears flowed freely, I knew not if I cried for my departed or for myself
@mulos Bally!!! Roc La Familia.
For more details on the @jive909fm #StreetParty keep it locked and watch these Tweets..The Independence Eve! Party till We Run The red light
@Get_Andrew bally much love. as I rest in a place among the fallen, ready to rise like a resurrected phoenix.
the mulos still breathes
collectively Blacks could rival Asians in purchases of overpriced fashionables.

so much bling is bought by us, and the bling does blind us
OK #Shepolopolo lost 6-0 to Nigeria.  But at least we the level we need to reach next time. First 4 goals from set pieces #AWC2014
it's not that I love my life, or how it's turned out, but I love living and being alive.
to love and be loved, to dream and learn.
as I fell, I learned to love life again.
as I fell, I learned to dream again.
as I fell, I appreciated all the little that I have.
to know the future is to be trapped by it - Dune

to be trapped by the past, is to know no future - Mulos
enough of these melancholy tinged tweets. 
tomorrow I rebuild, but today I mourn the ruins that was once my Rome *or is it my Atlantis*
Low ticket sales in ndola,so predictable with the teams current performance who would want to regret buying another ticket
@buhowogy does anyone fall for these spam tweets?
forgive me for my today's tweets, tomorrow I start anew, and needed an avenue to channel my thoughts
so I follow you, and you send me a friggin stupid DM.
this has got to stop, my DMs don't appreciate spam.
Three solutions to every problem: Accept it, change it or leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it.
Instagram is a jungle. 
why do folks post gifs and memes on it?

u just download some junk from other sites to post on I.G., u need help
Some days will definitely be better than others.
She's tough. She tries to hide it. She's difficult. But if you make an effort, she's worth it. She's worth the effort.
When you love someone, evn tho they hurt u nd break ur heart,u still lov them with all the little piece.JUST KIDDIN..leave that motherfucker
we're headed to the First World Booty War, as white women try to claim booty as their own. 
an army of bootilicious woc fight back
Strength is when you have so much to cry for but you prefer to smile instead.

Near You!
the carnage of the booty wars will be felt 4 decades to come, as effects of butt implants start to become apparent sometime in the future
##BBAHOTSHOTS  were is mark 2
@DSWT @nonprofitorgs Wonderful. Check my effort to setup an orhanage
This past weekend,got word that my dog was eaten by my neighbor's Pit bulls. I'm heartbroken.... Still don't believe http://t.co/y8oTgamKgw
@ZambianKICKOFF @chipolopolodh Tomorrow we must win.Zambians dnt deserve this torture it's just extremely unjustifiable #PatheticPerformance
Sweet Girls !!
Who went to Mpelembe here and remembers Mr Titus?
@mercyministries Have you considered buying my book 2 distribute 2 your clients? Your mercy will hasten the implementation of the orphanage
@MissPinkMee sha, the way he used to sneak up in us during prep!
"@KalushaPBwalya: End of session at Levy Mwanawasa #chipolopolo @FAZFootball http://t.co/AETI5sCPDO We want to win not headaches tomorrow
@Ignite I hope i will get one flown to Zambia. Check my book and the purpose. Your heart for orphans will be rewarded.
@MissPinkMee LOL! Mine neither! Sooooo many punishments. And the food! Just no.
Don't  tell em!!!
@KalushaPBwalya @FAZFootball 2mrw we are winning.
Heaven couldn't wait for you...So go on...Go home...@pembuzyom
@latrinaba35a87t Great. I am an author currently working on another and trying to fund raise from my book for an orphanage in Zambia
How are you doing? How are you coping?
I never hated these questions so much with a passion until now...What am I to answer?
Positive mindset
@KingjrMutelo24 yea man
@iam_swijlouimc ok ma ninja hahaha laka?
"@MP_Crunch: The correct spelling is Niger not Nigger #thistimetomorrow" hahahaha
a flaw in Ebola projected stats is the assumption that folks in affected lands wont try to avoid gettin it.
its not the 1st outbreak ever
lol, is it her or purse seducing you? "@GrandmasterJone: This elderly woman is seductively clutching her purse at me."
@GrandmasterJone Big Bird and Kermit are mob bosses on these here tweets
is Big Bird still employed?
did Gentrification kick them out the Seseme Streets hood?
@OhSo_Sal amen
@kumalo_jo loool i can't wait
@ForeverTash_ you're so right. Sad.
knowin what we know now bout war, n that noble causes of war r a front 2 wage war 4 other sinister reasons. 
what was U.S. Civil War about?
@BBCAfrica #Boss
@GrandmasterJone lol, Big Bird and Nintendo.
word on the Seseme Street is Big Bird got hooked on crack cocaine, and dropped his Mix Tape
@JustSamu think its a synthetic fabric.
not sure if le or re tho
@BlackTCee nowadays lots of men are more feminine than females, so it might carry weight
they don't show the thick law books in these TV shows bout lawyers.
they just show the lawyers as beautiful looking people *no ugly lawyers*
@BlackTCee the feminization of the male species is soon gonna make them experts on female matters.
from makeup to the debate on "female"
@JustSamu it rings a bell now.
He must become greater, I become less.
might have gone nuts without noticin signs
1. bein motivated by motivational quotes
2. listenin to some Iggy Azaela 
3. sudden religiousness
@DatBwoyWill get well soon my bro, praying for you.
@ApostleJAngel yes Papa.. thank u.. no will ever be me!! Am so gone!!
@BlackTCee lol, true
@JustSamu thought imitation leather was "Made In China"
so Ebola has broken out and fizzled out in the past.
something amis with these projections
@TheLaunchMag no mention of Cannibus but only DMX
So I am just going to leave this here. Goodnight world. #LoveOverEverything http://t.co/D1J133T2bN
I too am in shock that they grew up "@danielralston: .@AnswersCelebs It IS shocking that a child became an adult."
ever seen a wet rat? "@ChiqqaShanna: A flying roach is right up there with poisonous centipedes. I don't deal with such. #TexasRangerFears"
@TheLaunchMag lemme check them out. thanks for the music history recap tweets
you Sure it's not in the good book too? lol "@GuyNamedTawanda: "The worst pussy can be is alright" -The God Richard Pryor"
A time is coming when all who are in their graves will hear his voice and come out,those who have done good will rise to live.
Those who have done evil will rise to be condemned.
Whatever happens, happens. Don't stress.
Hoes be quick to post pics of their siblings on social networks & claim they're theirs.But when they have their own,u won't see any pics.
@Taksy93 aWESOMEe are u my big brother?
@cworiginals season 2 episode 2 = A complete master piece
@mampiliciousme yo yo yo yo! Mwaiche wandi.. baletelete! #France to #OsloNorway via #Zedway.. mad dem!
"@mampiliciousme: Taking zambian music to france #zedmusicrocks http://t.co/il85ZuA8Um"doing mother #Zambia proud..
@AmeenJamaal I salute you
"@obiri_yaw: @CactusAgony where are you?
We were somewhere minutes ago"ryt here yo!
@JosephMorgan Is a Living legend #Originals #Klaus
@ChiqqaShanna so if u ever see a wet rat scurrying across the kitchen, imagine it cooking visashi in a big pot
belinda nafwa!
I pray I will forget this song soon, amen
@Fire16s how u doing bro?
@FireworkFashion How are you young lady? Meet me your fellow pen lover. Check my profile if you have the courage
"@Fire16s: @cactusagony Am blessed, whats good bro? Its been a minute ? You good?" Proppa, nice to c u out ther man. Forward!
I sometimes miss the times when I never cared about anyone but myself..
At a #Crossroads : Is it better to trust your instincts or use common sense?
CONTENT UNAVAILABLE....the video is not authorized for your location (ZM). #really
Intuitive decision-making can result in a better outcome than relying on more lateral methods, such as lists of pros and cons. #Instincts
Ok it's Hot..
Ka coca cola this time instead of water noooo
@UNZARugby @kelasachi I was wondering what he was doing wearing #4! At least Sampa has on the right number.
Income inequality is a big problem.
#BringBackOurGirls campaigners fight apathy and intimidation

http://t.co/N3koGVH7DJ
I'm copying. My friend is copying. Everyone is copying each other..., What time is it? Exam time!
Its a beautiful brand new day and brand new Vibe#So Thankful to Awesome God.
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb. Mary had a little lamb, grilled with a side of mashed potatoes.
Scoring a goal but missing in the replay O.o
@CrazyHip_star5 mwah for breakfast
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle... He's dreaming too.
You say you love flowers but you cut them. You say you love animals but you eat them. You say you love me, now I'm scared.
Our God is in the heavens;
he does all that he pleases.
#Psalm 115:3 
#GodIsLove
#BlessedWednesday
He who laughs last did not get it.
@kapalachisunka morning , Petauke is hot kwati niku Dar ....Zadama atishani esp M-bus
It is wonderful to have a father who cares and has promised to be there for us. God is our Father (Hebrews 13:5).
left me speechless "@notshawn1: Coffee stain portrait http://t.co/nMceld5AyI"
an AIDS infected pastor in the US used to sleep with women in his congregation.

why do women fall for pastors?
A man preaches against fornication and sex outside marriage, u hear his sermon and then have sex with him.
both of you claim to be devout
@LemuuKMoccd I think she went with the Blu and lost the e in Blue
No class! Lecturer doesnt have transport money
This hunger is killing me!
Catch me live on @rphoenixzambia right now with @luchi7 &@roxyjonesk. Chatting about @WashFellowship @mandcc @YALINetwork @usembassyzambia
Many are the afflictions of the righteous,but the Lord delivers us from them All.
@AndyMineo when are you guys coming to Africa again?
"@VeroJanuary: You got to love @LuluHaangala like I always say just so nice to listen to."  Thank you hon cc @rphoenixzambia #wekeepmoving
GOOGLE + is JUST Google+ @DarthVaderAna: Twitter is 'Empire Strikes Back', Facebook is 'A New Hope', Instagram is 'Return of the Jedi'.
@eviejohnson88 #Hi, just replying.
I work with Like to work with an Artist who "speaks my language" and won't derail my Creativity but augment it.
I like working with Artistes who "speak my language" and don't derail me from my creativity.
Today is my tweet day. Imma tweet er'thang! Even this tweet
I hate "over-controlling" artistes...."No, make that kick, snare, piano go like this.." Dude, if u know how to do it, why come to me?!!
A producer's job is to guide & oversee the creative process. Not to be dictated by an Artist.
Manchester United is in me..100% proof... http://t.co/xa6wsjIunv
@CLusaka @wantemwa Its mixed feelings for me. Excitement and worry not sure which is strongest. But looking forward to team news
Do you know that there's a difference between a Music Producer & a Beatmaker? There's just a few Music Producers that I know in Zambia.
@CLusaka @KalushaPBwalya @wantemwa @FAZFootball hoping to see Janza make bold inclusions in todays team. #GoChipolopolo
due to the ridiculously high cost of internet data, I don't back up anything big online. 
thus I've been spared of being hacked
anyone hacks me, they won't find anyyhing worth leaking
Feeling excited with @e18hteam #lovewatido #wekeepmoving
Tickets available in all Sounds outlets. Goodmorning. http://t.co/TkberwgLky
@CLusaka @wantemwa I have been dreaming to see Bruce,  Rodrick and #SateSate play decisive roles in todays match @zambianfootball #Chipolopolo
Beatmakers are mostly "Single-genre" specialists. E.g they only make Trap, or Hiphop.
Most Beatmakers don't have technical knowledge about sound.
Beatmakers don't know how to use Outboard gear.
@DowJones #I'm a journalist based in Zambia, Southern Africa. I would like apply for the advertised job of Desk Editor in India. Can I?:
Beatmakers can't play any other instrument apart from a computer mouse.
No eye has seen,no ear has heard,no mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love him. #DailyTweet
@judybee_0 you
These riots aka "vivas" must be dealth with before people get seriously hurt.
Jesus said to her, "Did I not tell you that if you believed you would see the glory of God?" John 11:40
why do people post links to their LOCKED instagram accounts?
@blazewami @lecrae the guy is just good...
@ZambianKICKOFF @wantemwa @CLusaka @FAZFootball all the best to the #Chipolopolo . Janza be brave and bold in your team selection
Fill up your tank at Lake Petroleum and have a King-size drive. At Lake Oil Group, we keep you moving! http://t.co/IRD11rO6Yu
@judybee_0  what's good?
@thokoluv thanks boo! Are you coming to the show on the 1st? Dm your email address I will send the song to you.
@SiphoBl0se lol, u gotta smile thru it all
if road to hell is paved with good intentions, what is the road to heaven paved with?
if good intentions get me damned, WTF'll get me saved?
I see "righteous" men do bad things daily, what hope is there for a lost soul like me?
we can do it in the kitchen, in the bathroom, on the ceiling, on the floor!

in other words we can do it anywhere
@SiphoBl0se u may have a point. 
smiling thru pain only comforts those around u, whilst u waste away inside.
never thought of it like that
I was never rich enough to become a sex addict.
so I remained piously pure.
@BigBroAfrica Tayo is such a gal, my Vote goes to JJ...
if I'd slept with every lass who'd shown intent, I would have had many more regrets to add to my bag of regrets.

am glad I'd said no
better to know what you want and go for it, than just go for anything and hope you get what you want.
I've never met so many beautiful minds, as I have on my twitter TimeLine.
@SiphoBl0se its a no win situation.
smiling or sulking, the pain stabs like a sharp knife.
as I dream of a better tomorrow, I'm haunted by the nightmares of a shattered past
"@BibleWisdoms: We know that [Jesus] really is the Savior of the world - John 4:42"
I've always loved writing, at school my compositions were I believe creative.
wish I'd penned some of my earlier thoughts, now they gone
@CLusaka @wantemwa the Norwegian Coach played 15yr old Martin Odegaard in a Euro Qualifier vs Bulgaria. The boy was decisive.Th@s Being bold
@teamkamikazi @JayRox05 @Cleo_icequeen @SalmaSings @iamedem Tjo!!! Cant wait to hear it!
People that think something is right just coz they do it piss me off!
life is so beautiful, we forget this simple fact.
I've watched many fight just to stay alive to struggle another day.
Don't waste your life
I feel like as Zambians we need to understand the music we do. What is R&B? Are you sure your music is R&B? Can we please be serious!
There is a gross lack of education in our industry. FYI when you take that music where people are educated, its not R&B. Learn and grow.
@zuluzulujr I am just gonna say that R&B as a pure genre does not exist in this country. We have our own music that needs its own name.
R&B is Rhythm & Blues. And nobody is singing anything blues influenced here except Viola and Kiki. So please...learn and grow.
no one knows if they have fewer or more tomorrows than their yesterdays, so make the best of your todays
@KalushaPBwalya @CLusaka I am impressed with Norwegian Coach's decision to play 15yr old Martin Odegaard in there last Euro Qualifier.
Now I want 2 big fat corn rolls(corn rows) cause this heat is not sexy! Cc : @leelabee
We did not go to music school. Still no excuse. We can research and study and become knowledgeable. Not this haphazard posturing we like.
I'm done.
@zuluzulujr not saying there isn't a single R&B Zambian song. One person who does it well is Salma. But in general? People must sit down.
@zuluzulujr that same dunka music needs a name. Is it afro beat or is it whatever? It needs a name. Lets not lie and call it R&B.
If you don't have anything to live for, you will die for nothing. http://t.co/An4PIi7DEh
@leelabee I learnt from the best!hahahaha!
@SpectatorKalaki and put on a diet...
psycho_hood_angel and I did #EnterTheFortress #MyPeoples @ Rock FM, 96.5 http://t.co/d0fEGdYZHn
the stupid convos we have. Smh psycho_hood_angel #EnterTheFortress @ Rock FM, 96.5 http://t.co/d7oYs8j0Yo
If you ain't fucking what you here for?
Ok this eating place is classic, they even give mukoyo after a meal..
When You Call..
@melanieduits I have reached my limit I can follow.Let them follow me
Lil Wayne is the truth.
@Sunshine_deeD thanks for the invite, twas great catching up babe...
@leelabee @Sunshine_deeD lets do a weekend chill, it'll be awesome:)
"@DD_eeyanac: @NJay_N the lotto?"yes. Lmao
@AndrewMMacleod  It is imperative for Co.workwith comm.through programs like CSR even beyond.Its a riskreduction approachwhich increases NPV
@Cloud9Chewe about to drop a new hit with Zambia's biggest hip hop artist...DMmovement
@LadyVogueZambia how about Ps4 Lovers?? Just kidding
That moment when your friend puts up a photo of you as her woman crush!Chuffed 4 Days! Love you girl! @mjgiznik
Zambia@50,Pathetic CustomerServices,hatred,PHDSydrome,Bogus stories....#Enuf of crap.Lets support eachother and appreciate whats is good.
The past cannot be changed, forgotten, edited, or erased. It can only be accepted.
@inscapeEdu I want to do the courses but am in Zambia and need that info to see how long I will be in South Africa.lukin 4 gud institute.
IM LIVE ON @QfmZambia 89.1 RIGHT NOW! Shout out to >> @Kaysibo1 ,@LONAH_SHAWA ,@MissBarcaChick ,@mampiliciousme ,@yemialadee, @stormrexbaby
@ZevyanjiSS @MsTebz teti chimoneka bwino ...
@chipolopolodh @FAZFootball lets rally behind our team. Netherlands & Germany were some of the big guns humbled..win today is good enuf..
@applechews @caesarcognac @CK3000 Caesar is on drugs.
#TeamChipolopolo all the way "@ZevyanjiSS @MsTebz nakalya, we have to rally behind the team. We are still in contention #Chipolopolo"
@DD_eeyanac @MissSeich you don't remember the fwenya fwenya advert?
@roza_peters thank you love
@applechews @caesarcognac @CK3000 amen to that.
@caesarcognac lol...look at you! MJ's genius has influenced the same people you think are great today. Overrated is the wrong word.
@caesarcognac no it doesn't. However, in this instance you cannot compare CB artistically, vocally or as a performer to MJ. Its absurd.
@caesarcognac have you heard CB singing during a performance? Just in terms of vocal technique. 1/2
@caesarcognac leave out the fact that CB can't sing and dance at the same time. Something that MJ made into an art.
As it stands...GODZILA 9 VOTES ; HERCULES 6 VOTES ; 22 JUMP STREET 5 VOTES; NOAH 2 VOTES...Voting ends this Friday http://t.co/V7aBZm8EkV
@caesarcognac if you talk about hits,for his time yes CB is the king of the catchy hook but that's for his time.MJ is relevant for all time.
@caesarcognac MJ impacted singers, dancers, arrangers, he impacted music video history, he impacted the meaning of pop. CB can't compare.
@caesarcognac CB can't even adlib on key into the mic when he's on stage. I'm a singer. I know what that is. Let's just be realistic.
@caesarcognac next you will say everyone from that generation is overrated. But you forget that the new school is here because of them.
@caesarcognac say to you. Yes. To you. But overrated and MJ don't go together and they shouldn't. To anyone.
@caesarcognac if you follow where I replied to you from you were talking about what the mfs would say. And that isn't the point now is it?
@YoliSpice missed call on Saturday what what. Talk to a sister kaili.
Gaaad! "@realDonaldTrump: President Obama has a personal responsibility to visit & embrace all people in the US who contract Ebola!"
In other news tickets are waiting for you in Sounds Arcades and the Manda Hill store. They will be at Levy tomorrow. http://t.co/NgLTbBKoFG
@Leon_ross93 your point being??
@sandichichi @BestofVirgo lol!I could say the the same!
JUST LIKE THAT - By @slapdee (Produced by @TKSiyandi) Off #TheBusiness Album #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
NATURALLY - By @daxonbanda Ft @Chef187Sabala #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
@sueg85 That's why va so!  Smh
@YoliSpice why waste a great song (and alcohol in my case) standing?
NDIMU VELE VELE - By @Starndaindustry Ft @Chef187Sabala #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
@caesarcognac @CK3000 @zonefam @inkblotches @applechews Okay I'm done.
CHIMBILIMBILI (Let it Burn) - By @ThisIsUrbanHype Produced by @PeezeyCables #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia Request for it on @MTVbaseAfrica too!
@caesarcognac as always. Lol.  Proceed...
@sandichichi hahahaha!Just blve you got me! ;)
@caesarcognac I will preserve my harsh tone for another day
Budget better than Chiks *sigh*
There's no revenge sweeter than being more successful than people who hurt you when you had not
There's no revenge sweeter than being more successful than people who hurt you when you had nothing
@Africa_Connect it's swahili. Does it have to be a mzansi word?
@Africa_Connect we have 7 main ones... I speak Bemba
GO ZAMBIA GO!!
No way! "@Mz_s0mefAng: "@ChinyimbaJr: #ThingsMoreFamousThanResa the guy who shitted himself in Chicago's" hahahhaha Bright wins at life"
SURVIVOR - By @YungVerbal Ft @Izrael_themirac (Produced by @ShomChris) #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
@Africa_Connect eya mukwai twatotela
@Esadoki what are twitting about?
@Africa_Connect you're sooooo Zambian aintcha?
PA ZED - By @alpharomeo87 #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
@Africa_Connect fyonse nalilemba pa Twitter
Proud to be Zambian #TeamZambia
nw Zambia vs Niger! Im suprised these zambians ddnt go to fill up the new stadium? Mayb they stuck in #LusakaTraffic
@christy_hoty23 it's wild ma
"@bernchama: Zambia is playing like they are a man down.@ZambianKICKOFF .Is it just me or they look like they don't have a plan?" NO PLAN
@bernchama @ZambianKICKOFF There is not enough creativity & I thought Chisamba Lungu would play better
Working (@ Mpika Weighbridge in Mpika, Zambia) https://t.co/HxV28S4sLX
@bernchama @ZambianKICKOFF Sure thing but I am not pleased Singuluma is playing too deep
Still feel this Zambia v Niger shudv bn played in Ndola! Greater football culture! Chipolopolo needed that support fo this "must win" game!
@bernchama @ZambianKICKOFF Same as in Niger so far....  We want goals not an improved performance or more possession bola ma Goals.
Brush your mind everyday - Apostle Banda #MidweekService
@FAZFootball We playing well but we are lacking upfront.  2nd half to go. #GoChipolopolo
Your suggested friends for me to follow.
Come on guys we need even just a goal,  lets get those vital 3 points #GoChipolopolo @FAZFootball @wantemwa
@bernchama @ZambianKICKOFF From my simple analysis I think Kalaba should be rested for sate sate. We need goals goals goals
This is frustrating and hurting to the eye. #chipolopolo
"@ZambianKICKOFF: WASTED:
Excellent opportunity via the free kick but Nathan balloons it over the bar" Do our players practice set pieces?
For all this creative play, surely we should score and win.
Wele
@WriteIntoPrint Thx for following and welcome to my blog.
@KalushaPBwalya and the greatest player of his generation #Kalaba does it for #Chipolopolo all that creative play finally pays off.
But the  jersey is ugly zoona...
Thanks #RainfordKalaba we desperately needed that goal #Chipolopolo cc; @chishafcb @MsTebz
@dray0day tata ikalenifye
@Tobias_tjay elo fye the type of green that's on there...Hmmm awe
Serious? One goal and you relax.
in all my years of living, there's no science or logic that can explain where the Beautiful Summer Bodies come from. 
they just pop up
At UNZA talking about how to #MakeoverYourPeriod with Kotex!!! #girltalk #lovewatido #wekeepmoving http://t.co/sH7ZFIespa
@ridgemountpr Welcome to free will offering for the orphanage through buying the book
as usual Zambia defies the odds.
lose or draw when expected to win, and win big when expected to draw or lose
Nayimbi eyo
That's the #Chipolopolo I know...let's go boys...One more goal
Zambia. Chipolopolo. Twawina again...#AFCON2015
@andendall Welcome to free will offering to the orphanage project through buying the book
WTF the commentator is imitating Denis Liwewe.
sad
John Wayne Bobbit.
@bernchama @ZambianKICKOFF Why is Jacob being an option? This guy is too slow for modern football
@stephanie_sue lol, I just remembered his silly sad tale. whatever happened to her?
@TJ_Whitehead lol, mind they dont cut your unicorn horn
Fingers crossed.  Sunzu please
I don't understand why chipolopolo have to be down and under on the regular to realize that they could be topping.it's such a poor mentality
Okay Mweene, we see you! 3-0 to Zambia!  #ZambiaVsNiger #Chipolopolo #AFCON2015
Given Singuluma
It's official Given Singuluma is my favorite player in the Zambian team
this commentator needs to be original.
let Liwewe rest in peace
Flashback to watching The Equalizer and Denzel completely disrespecting my BP.
@stephanie_sue a brief infamous porn career he had, just to prove he still could. alot of abused wives bobbited their husbands after that.
Chipolopolo!!!!!!
@stephanie_sue the panic spread to non abusive men too.
paranoia knows no logic. 

Hugh Grant's infamous hooker also did a stint in porn
My last RT. Wow. And who is Resa? And why is she Resa? Like is it supposed to be Lisa or Teresa or am I just stunted in the head?
@Enyboo seriously? The WHOLE lot of us and our government could not afford a proper logo? Really???? Smh.
I don't know if it's old age creeping in, but I'm remembering alot of things long since forgotten.
Mikhail Gorbachev's birthmark among them
Paul Gasgoine *or some spelling like that*
@DJ_Sichi why didn't you just retweet it? Lol! Hello there.
Hristo Stoichkov
@leelabee looooooooooolllll! Girl! You're famous now! Just add them!!!!!
@iameraze where are you?
@Enyboo I think even ZMW2000 is enough for a banging logo. Ask @JackpoTT_Creata. That our budget can't accommodate story is bogus.
so police brutality in Hong Kong is more newsworthy than that in America.
THIS "@Enyboo: So those who are criticizing the Zambia@50 logo, do you really think we have the kind of budget to accommodate a better one?"
@DJ_Sichi lol.
@CBNNews Welcome to FREE WILL OFFERING for the ORPHANAGE PROJECT in Zambia through buying the book
@ZambianKICKOFF @chipolopolodh @bernchama My man of the match is Given Singuluma.  Good spirit with a good work rate.  #emutima
The worst person to be around is someone who complains about everything and appreciates nothing.
@caesarcognac hahahahahaha! Really though?
@Enyboo @JackpoTT_Creata Wait I think I'm confused. How much is a logo of the appropriate "quality" supposed to cost???
That @sebastiendutch @DJLBCZambia djlbcand @slapdee slapsong. That song. Whoop!
@bernchama @ZambianKICKOFF @chipolopolodh It was wrong to start Chisamba on the bench and Jacob should not be called next time
@AlKameo yeah @JackpoTT_Creata could have done a way better job. Even @mfumu3D and a whole stack of other people. But we know the drill.
@JackpoTT_Creata @Enyboo I mean. Really?
@Enyboo @JackpoTT_Creata that's what happens when the wrong people are in charge of things.
@applechews @Enyboo oh no. The logo is weak. I was actually js rting it coz its a ridiculous statement.
@applechews loooooooooolllll that was me yesterday!
Elo nkamone Bruce Musakanya pa bench! #Chipolopolo
"@MP_Crunch: Finally Bruce Musakanya starts.... Sigh*" The boy is brilliant
@applechews @Enyboo no no no, I like nice things. That logo looks like we're stuck in a 1964 time warp and boiling in a copper pot. Ghastly.
So that @DJLBCZambia @sebastiendutch @slapdee song. That song. Today. Yes. Whoop!
@applechews @Enyboo I mean....I bet I know who commissioned the item.
Omg. I am being so extra today. I always get in trouble.
"@ZambianKICKOFF: #Chipolopolo.Who were top performers for Zambia? Who was man of the match? Singuluma and Nyambe Mulenga stood out today
Rt she says she takes it every time shes in zed...that shit is new how come"@Tigu_El: They got @yemialadee to do a dlite add.. Impressed"
Reading the #ZambiavsNiger comments. I love my country men and women, how they easily fall in and out of love with the national team
@kachman87 Twababonse
Next movie on the list is Gone Girl. Now to drag my P.I.A out the cave again.
And js before you hit up my dms, P.I.A stands for Partner In Anarchy.
@JackpoTT_Creata ummm nakukaba sana! Hungarian sausage tatuleipika. Kuishafye pakasuba lol
One of the greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you can't do.....
"@chipolopolodh: @KalushaPBwalya You deserve a round of applause #Chipolopolo" Awe we still have alot to do, Niger must have been a walkover
If ya ain't watching this #CIV vs #COD game, you're missing some great football! #CIVvsCOD #AFCON2015
@applechews I think on Monday I am gonna submerge myself in an isolated swimming pool somewhere until its dark.
@iameraze oh dear!
@iameraze hahahahahahah! Its dope tho. I wanna start another one. Different theme.
@applechews no worries. I gats you! *throws up gang signs*
@leelabee @luchi7 thing about pages though, sometimes people genuinely wanna interact with you. My instagram is locked. Bt I gave them fb.
@luchi7 @leelabee lol but Luciano even your real life friends have to dig you up sometimes. What more the fans? And you have so many fans!
@leelabee @luchi7 I can coach you. You have to find the perfect balance.
@leelabee @luchi7 lol really???? I haven't had a stalker. Thank God. That must have been creepy.
If u aint living on the edge, yu taking up too much space! #SomeoneElseSaidIt
@thokoluv I tell you. And the worst part is I really wanna talk trash today!
"That moment when you randomly feel depressed for no apparent reason may indicate that you're actually missing someone." Yup!  Pretty much
@leelabee @luchi7 hahahaha! And yet you don't wanna handle your own. Ey Luciano you should get Cookie to do yours. She's focused.
@leelabee @luchi7 geez! Why though?
@leelabee @luchi7 yeah no. Social media is way safer for me than meeting in real life. I am socially awkward.
@leelabee @luchi7 uh oh! #Confessions
I would (and I do) charge more for a Kalindula instrumental than a chi haaaaaaard Trap beat! Logic? One is Music & there other is....well..
I am baking in this heat.
Its never too hot for Custard.
Barely 1min after a cold bath. I want to go back and soak myself in ice water. Too young for such issues.
If it aint about money, then it ain' 'bout nun! #Business
"@JChisola: Love of my life my soul mate http://t.co/xdiplkxUuW" looks like a place a I know and been to.
@AlKameo @JackpoTT_Creata @mfumu3D why are we 50 years later referring to mediocrity as the "standard of the average zedian" though?
I just want my Bertha, Period.
@JChisola Samfya I guess
@AlKameo @Enyboo I don't think so. I think that the average Zambian has just not been exposed to diversity and variety and quality.
"@UKThornton: Well done #Chipolopolo!"
"@Tigu_El: @mwapeimok lol she was reading a script bro." False advertisement, they could have said 'here is a celeb we paid to lie to u'
Well done Chipolopolo. Cape Verde beating Mozambique in Praia we r now 2nd in the group. We take it up frm thr @KalushaPBwalya
Congo coach says bafana Bafana coach shakes Mashaba "should learn humanity " and he is " very disrespectful " #SSFootball @ZambianKICKOFF
#ThingsMoreFamousThanResa big one candles
Why you got to be so rude....dont you know im human too
@rebekahhlynne we thank God,would love to hear the testimony.
@rebekahhlynne sure andozile@gmail.com
Learn my lesson-daughtry
Screen-twenty one pilots| Vessel album is very nice!
everyone follow @AllProdigy
S.A preacher gets congregation to drink PETROL after claiming he turned it into FRUIT JUICE : http://t.co/lvGFSDErcV http://t.co/qmHKGOBjKq
Still searching for a coca cola with my name on it.
#chipolopolo iyeeeeee!!!! #delayedpost Got me even more excited about the @e18hteam premier tomorrow @FreshViewCinema. Cc @PurpleTembo
I AM @ArieltheArtist EP cant wait http://t.co/u4GZGEQHo8
MssB http://t.co/qkqrScPxF9
@BBCAfrica 4000plus pipo ve died,God help us #Ebola.
I dint know sets could be expressed in there simplest forms... #dearLord
Another awesome day on the court. Basketball is life
Got my confidence back. Pep in my step on the court feeling like Kobe
Were broke people
Were broken people
I miss missing you
Ive got a migraine
Shouldnt have opened up to you #sixwordshort
Push me to the floor-the parlotones
This :) >>"@nonprophetess: Yes! This. http://t.co/cCL9b9R40j"
Do the senior @Chipolopolo boys need a foreign coach after yesterday's win over visiting @Niger??
For if someone does not know how to manage his own household, how will he care for God's church? 1 Timothy 3:5
The national budget is like a young beautiful woman with HIV - Kaingu
@ThePompi yes it is. Good morning you!
IT GOES ON #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
@applechews still unnecessarily hot. Morning!
Teamed up with @Bittersweetza to do this for you. Tickets are in Sounds. #YouComin? http://t.co/z6Tp5rw5Ir
Last show of the year. November 1st for @Bittersweetza #YouComin? @malamachief @chembomusic @caristoclear @CandyCoatedChu @Dope_G @DaisyLtd
@ThePompi and you as well.
No matter who you are,you not far from forgiveness
Surely We all Need forgiveness,Love this Song http://t.co/DZKcwo2W2s
@Benny_blow good man!
Surely we all need forgiveness,Love this song to the Max http://t.co/Hm84L9dAmU
@DaisyLtd Whoop! http://t.co/bZXchElZIl
@DaisyLtd permission granted.
@DaisyLtd I miss it too. Just had a little too much on my plate.
Left the poor boys homework book in the office.
@CandyCoatedChu poetry and a 90minute acoustic performance...
@BeHealing Welcome to a free will offering for a self-supporting orphanage project in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
Sidebar: Badu has freckles. She is just exquisite.
@BeHealing Can you explain via emanda17@yahoo.com
@dean_wilson88 Welcome to free will offering for a self-supporting orphanage project in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@sim44 Welcome to free will offering for a self-supporting orphanage project in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@BeHealing Give it to me right away
@Lulumbi_N I second this motion.
This is next year's goal. This and the album. #Caisa #HandPans #Music #Growth http://t.co/Eq2iggqBzd
@sim44 And of-course pray and have faith that its a passing phase
@munjunga @mudesya @nyoni_paul Janza....it must have come as a shock to him..
@johnlegend Who and on what subject?
@chrisholmez Unfortunately I have reached my 2000 limit.
@munjunga @mudesya @nyoni_paul i have never seen a coach who stands for 90mins without shouting instructions to hus players. #Nervouswreck
I started humming some Christmas carols to myself.
then I realized its only October
#Zambia at 50...we still can't make advance plans for events..last minute things still the order of the day..
Chamber of mines #Zambia has a clear interest in the VAT refunds issue. How much are they getting from it?
@40billion yea
The one who is in me is greater than the one who is the world http://t.co/rfE9kTLFHB
Cuba n North Korea seem 2 b only regimes U.S. has failed to break.
Cuba I can understand, but North Korea with such crazy leaders I can't
@tphilosophyquot And depth in philosophy leads to about being religious
@Inspire_Us Life would have been dull and retrogressive without them. Think about God's wisdom in cosmic opposites
@drboycewatkins1 Back to racism?
"@Barry_Roux: Anger RT @mynameisjerm: At which stage are you? #OscarTrial #OscarPistorius http://t.co/8B8OFiUQgX""
@Scripture_Truth And they all come in a sackcloth of a prophet
@FixedOpsGenius @Ravi_Matah Unsolicited mistakes coming out of a sense of obligation will always do
@stevenquald87 oh wow! Thank you. I appreciate your kind words. :)
No one is really yours, it's just basically your turn.
the friendzone theory basically tries to say men and women can't be friends.
FREE!! FREE!!  FREE COPIES OF THE MAGAZINE IF YOU SPOT THIS MX BRANDED CAR. HURRY WHILE STOCK LASTS!!!#musicxtra http://t.co/105n8S0vxN
Is this true? #Soccer #Zambia http://t.co/Z8pRBrGUZp
Driving  around  lusaka, catch us if your can and get your  copy of the magazine!!! #musicXtra!!!
Wake up, be awesome, stay up late, eat snacks, repeat
NP Allure - All Cried Out    Throw back music only!You cant tell me nothing bout 90's!
@Sunshine_deeD Preach!
10mags gone so far get your copy now spot us and get yours!!!! #musicXtra
@BernSnow Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
folks nowadays are more scared of pregnancy, than they are of STDs and HIV.
misinformation and ignorance I think
Herpes and HIV/AIDS are lifelong ailments, if u can avoid them do avoid them, if you got them don't spread them
#KamangaWear im in love. So god to have the awesome @Kareen_Durand  on my team.  #excited #wekeepmoving
condoms prevent more than just pregnancy, use em wisely and the time u no longer need 2 use them u'll be much the better for having used em
@FixedOpsGenius @awakeningaimee @saferdates Honesty in everything
Syphilis can mess up your internal organs before killing you.
yet its curable.
some folks don't go for treatment for fear of embarrassment
we live in very enlightened times, with information flowing freely and yet many many folks would rather stay ignorant
science doesn't weaken your faith, your lack of faith causes the weakness which the science exposes.
many scientists are religious men
"@Zedrocka: @Scarlet_MwanaOK evidence.....hehehe :-) http://t.co/6VPJ0h8I3X" We LIKE this! @TeamMOK
I am but an arrogant man, made humble by mistakes caused by my arrogance.
then once humbled, my arrogance resurfaces
I may not be rich or famous, but hearing some of the rich and famous speak makes me comfortable to be an enlightened poor man
folks work hard to make it big, then squander it all on drugs and plastic surgery, on their long journey to insanity and paparazzi infamy
@cthagod @BOOSIEBLANCO He doesn't Mean That
Day 4 GSC....6 days to go :)
The first Question that is always asked is '' What it do? ''
Mountain Dew is in my opinion sweeter than coke.
much to sweet for my liking
39 Degrees. So unbelievably hot! #everyday #scorcher #fb
I got an icebox where my heart used to be #AmSoCold
@EmilyBett Looks hotter in season 3 #Arrow
Literacy in box at Pearl Education Zone http://t.co/dvDkiBIhkz
DOUBLE PLAY OF THE DAY ON @QfmZambia Goes to >> @TiyeP
PAMULILO - By @TiyeP Ft @zonefam #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive #DoublePlayOfTheDay
at the rate nudes are leaking, I'm worried my non existant nudes will also leak.
MUNJELELEKO - B
@CallanderLyn see the impact of Operation Sun- Shine UK is making. http://t.co/p9D4sTBzOA
wait we don't have to hear BOTH SIDES? "@desusnice: BX! RT @Refinery29: 12 reason the Bronx is our favorite borough: http://t.co/3N0iQyUEbs"
MUNJELELEKO - By @TiyeP (Produced by @MzengaMan1) #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive #DoublePlayOfTheDay
ADDICTED - By @Cleo_icequeen (Produced by @mrkamera) #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
handcuffed black men get shot and commit suicide in U.S.A. with no recourse. 
a handcuffed protestor beaten up in Hong Kong and ...........
Turkey can watch a town get overun by Jihadists and do nothing to help.
the world aint right, all human lives should matter
Today's been a good day. :) Tickets moving already. Get yours from Sounds asap. Nov 1st for @Bittersweetza http://t.co/DRsSgOIKvK
some countries trample on human rights with little or no Western intervention, then they target Gays and the West comes in guns blazing
@TheBlackVoice handcuffed blacks in your country get shot n "commit suicide", no news splash
handcuffed hong kong protestor gets beat = CNN
@reverb7 whoop! I am sending you something tomorrow. I think you will be happy. *insert cartwheel*
@ndulwa getting my face BEAT!!! Almost time for @e18hteam premier at @FreshViewCinema levy http://t.co/uflUWOuCX4
2 ply baby soft tissue is BAE
"@Neyney_169: I hear thunder, I'd be soo glad if it drizzled." Anaconda dancer
@BeBozza whoop! Love it!!!
Shopping done. Now I need a beer, then a shot of whiskey, then some vodka, and then more beer, more whiskey, more vodka.
Going On Air 
Miss this it's been too long 
Metro 94.5 FM
@BishopJakes @TempleofPraise_ Setup a self-supporting orphanage here in Zambia .
@Ms_Nammy great AVI. And the outfit is really nice.
@IndiesBookPromo Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
Man commits suicide after 5 failed attempts...... #NeverGiveUp
Man beats up father after he divorced his mother........
@Neyney_169 but you promised.
Jay Z is probably going to hell for this line >>"Feeling like my hand was forced, middle finger to the Lord, nigga grippin' my balls"
My #GoodTimes folder may be making a come back @LufiGarth
@LufiGarth :O wow!!! I was forced to delete it last time (-_-). And My stash went with Cho's iPod. I wanted to break down.
Some people see it as children being dirty,i see kids being kids....... :-\ i have visit this woman
How many times has ZNBC had Breaking news during its main News in the past 50 years?  #zed@50 #twababonse
@LufiGarth travesty indeed. Yea, that's what I thought too. Then shit hit the fan. I think you're a quiet problem little brother.
Love everlasting @ Kantanshi Mufulira at Home http://t.co/BLZYaoUhCD
@nachebo nice Dp #twababonse
@RandGzambia @TeamMOK whoop! Please email us those video clips! :)
@LufiGarth I've been trying to learn that. Going against nature is not an easy battle.
@RandGzambia @TeamMOK thankyou! Will be waiting!
@IZU_MUSIC @RandGzambia @TeamMOK thankyou!
@SkyNewsTonight @SkyNews #poll prison 15 years minimum
@LufiGarth whaaaaaaaaat?!? You're always scolding me about it!
Ramsey's hotel hell :D
"For the kingdom of God is not a matter of talk but of power." I Cor 4:20 #empoweredlife http://t.co/ZqM2sCdmRt
in good old days, it was expected u'd wine and dine her, so you could perhaps get to know her better. 
now its just Bump n Grind in da club
folks need to decide if they want a relationship, or a baps, or both, or non.
can make life much easier
so much sad NEWS in 2014, can it get any worse for folks in parts of Africa and Mid East.
So much easier to do my job when I'm loving my look. Thank you #KamangaWear. Almost time for @e18hteam @PurpleTembo http://t.co/lqbXxG8yLH
@Neyney_169 i have screenshots as evidence. Do you want me to expose you?
"@helenaolevaris: @LuluHaangala you look stunning as always" Thanks love. #e18teamPzed
do I over tweet?
should I tone down?
has anyone muted me?
@Neyney_169 lol this is the part you beg for mercy
has anyone in Zambia been treated for Chlamydia?
never seen it appear in any local health literature
@kangaroo_jaack can't be worse than those Zed Colours flags draping our govt buildings
@Neyney_169 lol I don't feel like doing this anymore. Just dance.
You might wanna be, High for this.
@Neyney_169 hmmmm ideas ideas ideas....
@NelsonEmpowered not billion, million!
you on a roll, that typo will dent the roll
At the red carpet premier for Eighteen the movie about the Chipolopolo team. #zambia #football
Bitches in my old phone. I should call one and go home. I've been in this club too long.
The woman that I would try, is happy with good guy.
@kangaroo_jaack is the gold gold or yellow?
cry my beloved fashionable Zambia!
I keep a few bad bitches in my circle. My nuts hang like ain't no curfew.
@Daringinnovator @e18hteam @PurpleTembo aww Thank you my friend:-)
English comes out different when talking to girls.
God Punish The devil
Congrats to all Mulungushi University class of 2014 graduating students
Your Favorite Childhood Cartoons Are Actually Quite Disturbing http://t.co/GcvoCHDmKZ
In my eyes, she is the definition of beautiful.
#Nowplaying jealous-nick jonas
the Jubilee speeches will flow like the Zambezi River over the savannah, once again reminding us that we are future leaders *no time frame*
he was haunted by the Ghosts Of #FP Past, Present and Future.
of all the stories he never penned, and never will
they'd cost an arm and a leg "@hlanhla_mnisi: Cinemas were to make money if they added condoms in their shopper's shopping list though"
they're no werewolves in the African Savannahs, the Lions saw to that.
But now the new cats are abandoning the old ways #FP
@hlanhla_mnisi wise folk would just smuggle their own in
Only a homeless guy suspected murder, but he kept it 2 himself as he picked up the discarded pants with a drop of blood on them #FP
@hlanhla_mnisi I've smuggled chocolate into a cimema.
that's beyond expensive
@NewtonZambia morning butah
I don't think I'll ever get used to the smell of the earth after the very first rains...invigorating #ShowersofBlessings
he'd joined CSI Vegas 2 b like the cool guys on TV.
Instead he's here analysing semen stains on a suspiciously discarded pair of pants #FP
Do what's right at the right time.
other than tea, fish and tourism, what's there in Malawi?
Busy smelling like sweet chilli sauce mixed with Talcum powder smh
Most days I'm a movement or a pariah of my generation but today I just feel like being an individual.
Close one. @_ZESCO  wanted to do Me a quick one halfway into My haircut.
@SusanJoy10 no, thank you for the lovely tweet
@ChiqqaShanna @_ZESCO we all do!!!
"Rape Bid Ends In Tragedy", so screams a headline in the newspaper.
I kid you not, Zambia is the capital of dumb headlines
good morning to you all
#From the bottom of my heart am so Thankful to my creator #Awesome God  Yaweh.#Positive Vibe
Great Perfomance by Common and Rich Gang @Bet Hip Hop 2014.So Emotional Seeing Michael Brown parents on stage.
# Mulungushi University 6th graduation ceremony at great north road campus.
I get how artists can have siblings that can also sing n what not.But how about these prophets who have other prophets within their church?
Listen to Millennium radio  @usembassyzambia  speak about how you can be part of the @WashFellowship @macc @YALINetwork #wekeepmoving
@CLusaka oh yes oh yes.... All thats needs is to top it up with a feel good drink #HollaMGD
Happy 1st birthday Chabota Amora. I love you my lil gal http://t.co/P7T3CSN3Bl
@MrYobe lol!
@chilambe @TKSiyandi @DJLBCZambia nayopa i was alone going up 23rd floor. Im a creative so my mind came up with all sorts of crazy scenarios
@MrYobe I blve you I just find the pic funny!I cant picture you dancing like that though!
@MrYobe if you say so.....
@BigBroAfrica who is Permithias dating in the house biggie? http://t.co/JXiVx41IYK
Mid Morning with Meek & Hills! Keep it @jive909fm...LeGo!
What happens say, South Africa turns down the offer to Host AFCON 2015? Who will be considered? Malawi? lol!!!
when i become secretary to the cabinet some real reforms will be made too the civil service
I am thoroughly brainwashed and sold on Apple.
Just wasting time #MyLoveLifeIn3Words
@QfmZambia pilAto_Ft._Mumba_Yachi-Tuli-Bantu-Basuma
These guys want to put oscar in a prison thats like a hotel?
Does anyone know if  these guys/company- Berkeley Mineral Resources plc ever exists, any contact addresses plse? Jef
@Masoud_Alikhani #are you the chairperson for Berkeley Mineral Resources plc, BMR which wants to open a mine in Kabwe Zambia? I need update.
@Masoud_Alikhani #Zambians want to know if BMR is your company and if it is serious about starting mining in Zambia, if you are one of them
@RusttyIsMyName if only other people were treated like him,prison should be hell not a play park.
np #CaneRiverRiddim into lunch #reggeatherapy
archeologists found treasure throve of discarded pants, laid out in intricate patterns in a tomb of sorts  *basically a walk in closet*
#FP
Day 5 of the 10 day green smoothie cleanse...I ran 5.5km, did an arm workout in the gym and i am feeling very normal...3kgs gone too :D :)
fellas WTF has happened to self control? http://t.co/ExfssuO3gA
used to be boys would want to be men, now men want to be boys.
Grit can really pay off
we used to honour our dead, then death multiplied and now we just bury our dead.
the cycle of life and death is rebirth from decay.
when death exceeds life, it only creates more death.
People are so bitter!they realy needhelp mwe!even to your own fam!like whats wrong with you?
I love having viber but the zamtel ntwrk is so shitty right now!damn!
Three hours later and I have written & recorded two songs from scratch. Remind me again...I love this stuff. I am so GOOD at this stuff!
he was a Twitter vamp, feedin of energy of RTs and FAVs of his TL feeds.
only under the #FP moon could he feed his insatiable hunger
@BBCMOTD @BBCSport # Get Hull out of the way, we are "thirsty" for the championship this season, they shud not stand our way guys!!!
@ShareThis # don't worry about Hull City, mind your team Wenger.
#2014BetHiphopawards,host UncleSnoop @common @IAMQUEENLATIFAH @Rich Gang@King T.I @mclyte@David Banner @Dough.E Fresh.it is what it is folks
Being stuffed with nshima in this heat though......
Music is my ammunition
Finnaly got my hands on this book #dead aid http://t.co/mgzxVsKiQY
Meetings at 4:30 on a Friday???Like reallllllllllly!!!!
time is hard to kill, when you've got nothing but time to kill
Just posted a photo @ Golden Bridge Hotel Lusaka http://t.co/cvBuWZHqfO
I wouldn't mind going to the cinema again to watch #TheEqualizer
Just posted a photo @ Long Acres http://t.co/7kxkn84VR0
Ama apologise for tonight tomorrow morning!
TWO THINGS - By @zonefam #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive Request for it on >> @MTVbaseAfrica #TweetRequest
yum....not quite as tasty as a buffalo though http://t.co/9TV2PtaH2d
@Captain_Heck Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@MyIncome180 Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
MFUMU - By @MrNyopole #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
NSANJE (Jealous) - By @FranciarMusic #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive Dj @MzengaMan1 ON THE BEAT!!!
M'TOTO - By @VICTORIA_KIMANI #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
the tweets are all about women,arent there any male related cases around? #263Insaka
How HOT are the #BBAHotShots?
Happy Friday. Drink & and Twerk responsibly!!!
Growing up so fast! Happy 1st birthday http://t.co/2JAqfD18yV
The Apostle Paul said; the suffering of this world is nothing compared to the glory that awaits in heaven..... When you are feeling down
it wz a busy day 4 me
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/wetUsgMIYV
Lol only you @MrNdana
Im actually tryna give myself a pep talk on holding on, light at the end of the tunnel, it shall be well etc etc
@monamchandala @Qamarzkaira @sakina7214 It's Bilawal Bhutto Zardari

Leader Ka Naam To Theek Lay Lo...
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/3ItJdomdB0
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/ofsxKDC0o2
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/vk2wI4402h
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/7x1eRqcS49
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/zQJ173SV74
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/OwgSkD0EHy
"Create in me a clean heart and purify me so i may worship u. Cast me not away from thy presence, please dont take your spirit from me"
@sakina7214 @monamchandala @Qamarzkaira I agree Aur I respect Qamar Bhai as a Brother.. I myself is from #Lalamusa
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/QTaHgTo5hq
@MrNdana Lmao had to grab my bible ine pantu ama shocko pano.
#NF: @christna_lyrics
@MrNdana soooooo wine?
#NF: @TheSelfImprove
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/XH3WInHNym
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/cGe0vueQD5
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/g3eaF7VA2W
@MrNdana lightly it is. Although ive laughed so hard i think i just got cured lol
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/Pmg2j8Sg6H
@MrNdana you shall know the truth....
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/kFmpwEcY5O
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/k2gXihNAqV
@MrNdana even now im retweeting u owe! They'll be proud that u know so much ka lol
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/zID1va0rkv
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/HAXAO1U7Hy
Yeah baby!! The rains are here! I love me some rain, pouring right out of the sky. Blessings from above. Also, this means no closing school
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/ASrWhwnuL9
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/m3nqOsLLIN
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/h9qbkaZHtr
"Boko Haram Haram 'agrees truce and release of 219 kidnapped schoolgirls' " Negotiating with terrorists,huh?#BokoHaram #BringBackOurGirls
#KhanInSargodha 
#Sargodha4PTI 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan http://t.co/LEBWe9MHJV
@MrNdana okay naleka awii lol
@sakina7214 @monamchandala @Qamarzkaira hahahaha

Sorry can't do that :)
"@ThinkaboutWorld: A true friend is someone who never gets tired of listening to your pointless dramas over and over again." <-@Miz_Rachael
@MrNdana lol iye the way i deny for you right now. I know not that which you speak of.
@sakina7214 

No he is still with PPP
@sakina7214 

Want to ask a question if u don't mind ??
@MrNdana i am seriously confused right now. I just do not know what you are talking about
Lmao @MrNdana you are officially peer pressure defined.
@MrNdana Hahaha what kind now? Aiye it might be a little late for some of you
@sakina7214 

I ask this question from my Father but he never answers it:

How Come PPP workers consider Bilawal as there leader. He's a kid
"@GodsAlive777: Open the eyes of my heart lord, I want to see you!"
we killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain

The Rolling Stones, love the song, but not the name of the song
scholars and authors also have groupies.
@sakina7214 

But what about democracy in a political party???
@MrNdana hey! Hey! Hey! Why am i being threatened with judgement day? Oh how this is wrong, let me count the ways...
Congrats @AliAwanPTI #FareedRehman @PTIDreamteam for a perfect stage today in #Sargodha4PTI 

#KhanInSargodha 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo
the black on alot of Zambian flags has turned to gray by the unforgiving sun.

Not right to hoist faded flags
#Happybirthdayeminem
so when Ebola used to ravage The Congo periodically, why weren't the projected fatalities as high?
same disease, different hype!
Porn can destroy minds more than it entertains.
folks forget that it's all make belief, for entertainment purposes, with atrocious dialogue
i want to study but I am too sleepy....who came up with the idea of school?
@SiphoBl0se lol, what is the prefered drink a hot chick should drink?
@SiphoBl0se lol, history of boozing in Zambia.
chicks went from lagers, to wine, to spirits, to cocktails, to shisha smoking
@SiphoBl0se they believe its sofisticated drinking overpriced cocktails.
biggest scam is blow job, tiny cups of WTF
Just me and my red :)
@Boazkimmy whats up dude? you laka?
@SiphoBl0se don't just a drinker by their drink!
historically when an RnB Group members decide to do solo albums, simply means they're breaking up.
Lengwe "Nangu Balande" album launch @ InterContinental Lusaka http://t.co/MmalxPTJba
@iceKKfish what can we do to rekindle some twitter excitement
#Gujrat4PTI
#Stuck #Work @ Katondo Street http://t.co/XYzv8sPb8y
@sirkenmulla ll be waitin for my bag.
@RajaNoumanPTI The Best Part Was Not To Many Plp On Stage. Stage was infact managed by @PTIDreamteam Islamabad @AliAwanPTI @ImranKhanPTI
Just because you were born talented doesnt mean you are the best, there will be someone working harder than you, that person will succeed.
Song of All Times,Recaptured-Flame http://t.co/K0mAWqvk2r
Just seen a group of young people gong to hone along church road singing. Seems like a demo
Peace be still by @ThePompi! Yoh this song taking me home....go get it!
Getting music off the #Retunes site, #Kanji, @ThePompi @AbelMusuka #Israel #Mag44. Man people are talented! And it's all about Jesus yoh!
Its okay to be sad and disappointed but only for a moment #LetGoLetGod
@RajaNoumanPTI @PTIDreamteam @AliAwanPTI he's the best...
Choose to win, even when the circumstance is less than ideal #LetGoLetGod
I can't do this. Couldn't if I tried. Lucky for me its not by any works of mine but by the spirit so im letting go #LetGoLetGod
Busy busy busy day. Really wanna do a Kitwe show. @geshgroove still waiting. Goodnight world!
In your deepest n darkest moments tell him just how weak and scared and miserable you are then #LetGoLetGod
Its not easy but when did he ever say it would be? #LetGoLetGod
Stand on his promises, meditate on his word, let his spirit lead you to find your way back home #LetGoLetGod
We are who he says we are #LetGoLetGod
That moment when its already past midnight @CLusaka @micheloAchoongo @alukwesa #HollaMGD
With the brother #El_tigre
How can a young man cleanse his way? By taking heed according to your word- Psalm 119:9
So unbelievable
I'd personally would have like it another way...
*sigh*
The desire to fully function ceases to exist...there's no point
#Bothered # tormented # haunted
Halo good morning everyone
Attending national conference on conservation by parliamentary conservation caucus whose formation I fostered in 2012 http://t.co/R3KoxnwrZp
@geshgroove waiting...
So today I am domesticated...But you can still buy your tickets from Sounds. :) http://t.co/dqHAGqMjAX
happiness is free internet
people will only support you when it's benefecial
Everything God made valuable in the world is covered up & hard to get to, Gold, Diamonds etc Your body is sacred & it should be covered too.
I see U @AdamsMtonga
Movies though, its happening but u not quite there till they play some song to involve your emotion then you're just a basket case!
Homosexuality is wrong!
Chingola, looks like a ghost town, lol
#Gujrat4PTI 
#GoNawazGo 
#NayaPakistan 
InShaALLAH 

Come On Gujrat Make Us Proud!!!

#KhanInGujrat http://t.co/kMJpfcSTBj
Ohh yes ! Eriksen
@YoliSpice pa climax, pa orgasm
After Mianwali, Multan, Sargodha It's Gujrat Come On Let's Make History.

#Gujrat4PTI 
#GoNawazGo
#NayaPakistan 
InShaALLAH 
#KhanInGujrat
Penalty to Manchester City. .
This Is Khan

#Gujrat4PTI 
#GoNawazGo 
#NayaPakistan 
InShaALLAH 

#KhanInGujrat http://t.co/m9HVi4loDB
Urta Howa Tara Houn 
Tabdeeli Ka Naara Houn

#ThisIsKhan
#GoNawazGo 
#PTIAzadiMarch 
InShaALLAH 
#NayaPakistan 
#Gujrat4PTI 
#KhanInGujrat
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#NW: Brickleberry
#Lego movie
Finally penalty for spurs..
Hart saves ! OMG !
This game is full of penalties !!!

And Aguero scores
#PPP hahahaha this Is epic http://t.co/0whvm3iEJK
4 goals for Aguero !!
#MCFC,  @aguerosergiokun Not one, Not a brace, Not a hat-trick, but quadruple!
Tyre flipping! #CrossFit #noexcuses #igers #igdaily #fitnation #fitness #wod @ CrossFit Amaka http://t.co/PHJp1rB0Na
I got plans to get to know you better. ;-)
@BenevolentSlap if I use it wisely to "make it rain" and support someones college fees, does it count as paying it forward?
"In Africa, as you're being successful and doing things right, you're also creating a lot of enemies" so says @AlikoDangote
She Will
Story of my life http://t.co/Cg43dxFRxH
The U.S. is sending soldiers to Ebola hit West Africa. 
The War On Ebola has begun.
maybe they'll nuke Ebola into submission
historically once foreign troops arrive, they either don't leave or are replaced by more foreign troops
must be hard being president of a nuclear armed nation.
you've got the nukes, but can't use the nukes
seriously doubt India or Pakistan would nuke each other. 
only a suicide bomber could maybe use a nuke
@RobinPopeSafari @PostNewsZambia
@LovnMyLocs voter I.D. laws, or what reason?
@AFPAfrica @PostNewsZambia
@StrongZambia I am humbled by your taking notice of my endeavor to make our constituency better
What some other girls do for money #notsuperficial though
I think I jst started writing a novel. I don't know what to call it and I'm not sure what to call it. All I know, it's a romantic drama.
Icilanga mulilo....hmmmm
accept @AlikoDangote
Fabregas !!! Tiki taka
Now procrastinating by clearing the storage on my phone @menamwale
"The minimum term that society will be happy with is 10 years in prison." ~ Nel to Judge Masipa #OscarTrial http://t.co/PLmG8KWs9k
@menamwale lol...yet still you respond instantly..lol
@menamwale lol..
@AbbyNrgHealing Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@menamwale I like that OUR bonus!!!
@EricWilderOK Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
Greetings! @EvansObuya #Oil #Gas expert
#ItsAllFunAndGamesUntill Russian boss fined for referring to Serena & Venus Williams as "the Williams brothers" http://t.co/32T1lwOxR7
DAT GUY WELBZ
Bumpin' 2pac beats this evening.
@SentiaEducation Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@DynaMike08 Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@AbbyNrgHealing Very fine. I am a Zambia
Working. #GraveyardShift (@ Road Transport and Safety Agency in Mpika, Zambia) https://t.co/2zaE6MnsqB
@Hammapreneur 'Here a little and there a little for you know not which one shall prosper.'
Knockin off now...still 800km frm the airport
@wizkhalifa @PlayBkPlay Without ambition
@TacoBikeNash @nashfarmmarket @thepicnictap @YazooBrew Like alcoholism and infidelity. They are complimentary products.
@bigdandbubba Which can only be heard in quietude.
#Foreign
@chishafcb greeted Luwi n Zevya's relatives
"@ZevyanjiSS: @chishafcb greeted Luwi n Zevya's relatives" ba chingola ....balishani
@littlebrown @EdanL You can only do one thing at a time.
@chishafcb Chingola is a ghost town...
@ZevyanjiSS pass thru kuma single quarters kuti wamonaka Katambi lol ....
@TacoBikeNash Thx for the favorite. You are welcome.
@chishafcb kikikikikikiki awe nalapitapo
"@ZevyanjiSS: @chishafcb kikikikikikiki awe nalapitapo" kuti umuntu alibwela alingila pachani @valentinekatamb nakulya kumbi pass thru lol
Felas how do you set up a website? What's the procedure
@chishafcb @valentinekatamb kikikikikiki kulya ni prohibited, met Zevya's relatives but kulya nshifikileko
@ZevyanjiSS @valentinekatamb no go area ...
Biggest BBA fan....my mum.#OMG
@BigBroAfrica enjoying the show
@BigBroAfrica mark 2 all the way ##bighotshots
@AdamsMtonga Hahahahaha I'll try that. Any other suggestion?
@AdamsMtonga Hahahaha I need something outdoorsy
Hm @AdamsMtonga okay not a bad idea
I used to think I was invincible. Now I just run to the one who is #DaddyGod
@singlelanesongs Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book.
On repeat #SouthCentral #Sacrifice one of my favourite rappers @ReconcileUs http://t.co/yIEJUVjIR1
"@teracarissa: When you're in your purpose, you don't have competition but inspiration." Truth
Looking forward to the ribbon ceremony to be led by my younger brother Pastor David Chisha. To God be the glory #BlessedBeyondMeasures
"@mrtunks: #insomia" haha yeah right!
Now This Is My Leader 
#IKMyLeader 
#ThisIsKhan 
#PTIAzadiMarch
#GoNawazGo
#NayaPakistan 
InShaALLAH 

#Gujrat4PTI http://t.co/SJ3tNGwEVv
Only Solution 2 These Sleepless Nights
#NFAKhan... 

Raba Lakh Lakh Shukar Manawan Jay Kadi Mera Yaar Mill Jay...

#NFAKhan
#Sleepless
@Miz_Rachael @MrNdana ni peer pressure na bad influence
RT i dont believe u "@CrazyHip_star5: Of all the people I miss, I think I miss @mwape_imok the most. I don't even know why lol mxxm"
"@Paula_White: Stop waiting on someone to acknowledge yo #gifting to validate you.God knows you are #Valuable!!" @Chilumbud @kapalachisunka
Hehe insaka today isnt  for everyone
Just posted a photo @ Home(Ndeke) http://t.co/VCCiLMkQpV
Favorite show at the moment is the doctors
To play soccer or not today. Pretty risky with a basketball tournament coming up.
@CrazyHip_star5 why? its like a joke coz u never say something good about me lol
It's scary to think one day I won't even be able to play one sport.
Days In The East
I'm just a victim of things I did to maintain
@5myf Grace Mulatu motivating the youths via Livingstone main branch MADD 18.10.14 http://t.co/eOiVYs1lya
@5myf mukuka mpabalwani presenting on financial literacy. Via Livingstone main branch MADD 18.10.14 at Grassroot socc http://t.co/bqdLiQwvGH
@ProduKtJRG Thx for the favorite and good-morning.Freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia by buying my book
@5myf Eustacious hanyuma doing justice on financial literacy via Livingstone main branch MADD 18.10.14 at Grassroot http://t.co/so0sBjAyOF
@5myf energiser from the grassroots soccer team via Livingstone main branch MADD 18.10.14 http://t.co/FZG423VpQP
@5myf david kapata from grassroots soccer via Livingstone main branch MADD 18.10.14 http://t.co/M6n1fqhsre
@5myf practical team building activities from grassroots soccer via Livingstone main branch MADD 18.10.14 http://t.co/UExM1hL8EF
@5myf group photos after the football game via Livingstone main branch MADD 18.10.14 http://t.co/gruLthT5kD
"@MasterDavidP: Why apologize for Ebola in the US. I dont see the logic." Because there is none.
No one has ever seen God; if we love one another, God abides in us and his love is perfected in us. 1 John 4:12
Lol http://t.co/IFVRf1IZdB
@PetraChikasa my condolences
http://t.co/Hgsg6fXZ7P http://t.co/EmErCJomPd
Youre that special someone i'll never stop searching for in a crowd
Politicians attack each other when it comes to money issues, coz they cant match up to the geniuses at the central bank
@MasterDavidP is there logic in apologising for that which you did not cause? Enlighten me?
@MasterDavidP exactly my point. U don't see the logic because there is none.
Sunday with my mother, my grandmother and great grandmother. Talk about being at the bottom of the food chain
@MasterDavidP and decided to voice her thoughts. Publicly!
Khan Araha Hai

#PTIAzadiMarch 
#GoNawazGo 
#NayaPakistan 
InShaALLAH 
#Gujrat4PTI 
#KhanInGujrat 

#IKMyleader http://t.co/JSGD6b43KZ
@HoodJesusYo satan be waiting for you to mess up like http://t.co/HrS9vh8b9F
Was so impressed with the turnout at #ZedFW and the calibre of designers we have in #Zambia. Beauty and creativity combined
@Sang1_ iyeee
@BigBroAfrica Macky 2 all the way..#teamZambia,#teamMacky2
@RehamKhan1 @PTIofficial I am going through my TL and saw number of people (party leadership)have tweeted and invited Plp to join...
@mubasherlucman @PTI_tsunami 
ALLAH KA SHUKAR HAI FINALY .
About last night! #ZedFW with @MissLimpo and @shinantwa. Still can't stop gushing, it was just beautiful! http://t.co/vbDkGnegz4
@MuntyMe miss u too,ukabwele fast,or maybe I come?
#ThinkingOutLoud #EdSheeran #X #BestThingSinceIceCream #ThemeSongForMyNextLoveStory
Some of my favourite looks from #ZedFW last night. I might have to rob a bank here. http://t.co/WO9Q8mGDy9
Guys who are always nagging are just so annoying!!!
#Kwesu is like @Starndaindustry version of @slapdee 's #Waunfwa 
Great track Man...
love your work.
..in unrelated news, The block is HOT tho.
@Sang1_ are you ready?.
http://t.co/hGVqy1BXfp
This choir is not really loud but I still can't hear a thing. I'm just hearing Jubilee, mutende-eeeee
@CrazyHip_star5 you wish, my pic with lemmy looked awesome
Why did we buy Mario Balotelli again??
Days that start like today are the best days.
@CrazyHip_star5 check my IG
@CrazyHip_star5  http://t.co/fb5KapypJL
The tonight show starring jimmy fallon :D
Ray Donovan though.
#Zambia youve got to be kidding me http://t.co/RFehBfuVuJ
In the end, it's a win that matters #YNWA #TeamLiverpool
"@blacksoneazy: @CactusAgony just played on @SunFMZambia #ZedUrbanTop10 http://t.co/xFbM0q3efp"Rrrrrrrah!!
@Talented_Mr_Lee hehehe but mr lee
@theEpicGooner @merida_jr lol
Oh Liverpool you make my heart skip a beat:) #ynwa
@neiljonesecho @merida_jr yes indeed
White White
What I need is an iPhone 5.
I'll get myself one tomorrow.
50 Many men
@geshgroove still waiting...
@geshgroove lol okay...will keep waiting...hope ur good.
#NW Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. #HarrisonFord and #SeanConnery in a movie together. ..awesomeness!
Keep the faith muli Lesa Shinta,run a good race ulubilo Tinta  @DatBwoyWill #Born2Win #FathersWillEp
@DatBwoyWill dude Your music ministers to me bigtym. #Salute
"Maybe, one day, someday, you'll give ya' life up to Jesus
Instead of giving ya' life up to pieces
That's gon' rust and fade when you cease"
My mother might have used fish to wean me i swear. The love is too strong there
got 99 petpeeves buh my dawgs aint one
Just Spent my whole weekend #ReWatching all the #Episodes of #FRINGE from season 1 to 5 #WeekendWellSpent #ISH3000 http://t.co/3wLK23SEpn
lol "@StuwieSays: @applechews make a better sex tape, lol #Insaka #InsakaAfterDark"
"@applechews: Lmfao!!! @mwapeimok @StuwieSays #Insaka #InsakaAfterDark" its going under consideration? Lol
@kachman87 Arrived safe from Mbala where we went to fulfil our rescheduled @FAZFootball Division 2 Northern fixture against Mbala medics
"@KayNatali: Am I the only one who not excited about the current #BBA??"no youre not
#SouthPark #HandiCab #WackyRaces #ThisIsCNN_NN #ISH3000 http://t.co/ZHIgR4sUL9
@DatAfricanGirl thanx so much!
@BaddieNay yup!
Quietly observing tonight's @InsakaChat  #Insaka
"@HoodJesusYo: Hand up if u gonna need Jesus to get thru this week http://t.co/ONsAykdCoG" \O
@InsakaChat LOL! Oh yea! Definitely. It is always nice to learn a thing or two. And it is also nice when you hear what people really think.
Always one or two michael buble songs on my playlists
@chikwete @Janet_3000 LOL! While he WORKS. *nodding in approval*
@KayNatali LOL! You can lead the way.
I always end up following one or two or ten people after an #Insaka session. Great ideas and opinions outchea.
@SaliyahN hello
#NFL scores are crazy this season. And I absolutely love it! Now, we need to beat the sheriff and his broncos. Come on #9ers!!!
@applechews FLOURISH!!!
Has the @InsakaChat moderator gone? Has he/she stopped asking questions? I'm not ready to stop listening.
@sikebenga @Janet_3000 @applechews pwahahahahahahahahaha! A plea for the down trodden!
#Insaka is LIVE tonight! O_o
I'm so glad the weekend is over.
It wasnt this hot during bandas rule
@Scarlet_MwanaOK  Nikakuona mutima wanga umatunta monga ngoma... This song reaches to my soul... I love it to the max.. NIKAKUONA BY SCARLET
The unclear situation becomes vivid every passing day
They keep mentioning something about accepting
They don't know how it feels
Let alone the position am in...
Everytime these girls hug me they're always feeling on my abs. I work out baby. But I'm taken. STOP IT.
Should be a difference between sex appeal and handsome. I should have the sex appeal of a greek god. #Vanity #DrunkTweets
Hear me when I say, Father God...
Fear is not real, it is a product of thoughts you create. Don't misunderstand me, #Danger is very real, but #Fear is a choice. #Thinker
"Productivity Tip for you today: http://t.co/G6yTA2v7ob" Robin Sharma
"@CrazyHip_star5: And so #AllNaturalWeek begins" good you havent forgotten.
"@Chilumbud: Let your #daughter know that she is #capable of much more than being looked at."
@mosesmutambo: Don't give up on what God has called you to do. The end result is worth the pain."
@mosesmutambo: Pain makes you stronger, tears make you braver, heartbreaks make you wiser; so be thankful of the past for a better future!"
Straighter than the ruler......it doesn't work. #straight
@LuluHaangala #wekeepmoving
...its doesnt matter wat it is, i just hope i really cool doing it. #zamjam @sogoodonline @ChiqqaShanna @Upalo_486 @rjngenda @kryticismusic
@MasterDavidP @CheeloSichone am thinking one or two people in this conversation has never been to unza
The job hunt continues.....
When you made to feel that all you do is wrong.....
@fmwila10 
type DC and send the chip id and smart card serial number to 3322
Everyday that you live is an opportunity to fulfill your purpose. Remeber you only live once. http://t.co/fdvFlWK36m
Feeling blessed n luved http://t.co/0jJ7PwxxTY
I don't understand everything you are doing Lord but I trust you...
Thinking of paying my old lady a visit this weekend #MyMother
You see God,I know you only want whats best for me,but is it cool if we negotiate my destiny?.........amen
http://t.co/7l2H5Kml7n
Go do it RT "@thokoluv: RT @Scarlet_MwanaOK: Rise and shine and go get that ticket. On sale NOW in Sounds! Gdmrning! http://t.co/XYr5y30VvW"
"@fanatikdj: You need to go and watch Dracula Untold..." its tht tough
Cant wait for the Mass Movement this Friday #Jubilee #zambiasBirthday
Mass Movement!!!! Im excited!! #Jubilee #Independence
Bible study @sogoodonline later today! be There!
We can't all do what we love so for now, at least, love whatever it is you do.
@AuthorAlliance Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Share.
@BruceRelates Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day.
@bunybenejyty Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day.
@eskimon Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@IntrinsicStones Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia by buying my book. How are you?
@ChrisSmithMusic Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia by buying my book. How are you?
@Hammapreneur Great and thx.Welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia by buying my book. Good day.
@Smartheat Hi, this is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia though buying my book. How are you?
@AbbyNrgHealingby Hi, this is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia though buying my book. How are you?
@SentiaEducation Hi.This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
#Twitterversary always used to think was for celebs only then I realised was also a celeb on my own, kikikikikiki
Never would have made it without you Lord http://t.co/dAEDka6sxt
Finally done with my house shopping, now to move to a bigger flat #MakingAHomeIsNeverEasy #AllGrownUp #ProudOfMySelf
Whatever happened to @SuperSportTV showing @nfl games?
Miss seeing the @Colts and #NFL games in general, even if it meant staying up at 2am...
And whatever happened to showing college football games for that matter? @SuperSportTV #AmericanFootballWithdrawals #BringFootballBack
In other news, it is EXTREMELY hot out today. I guess those rains last week were a bit of a tease ay...
Life goes on...
Be kind. Always
Dare to be different...dare to be YOU! http://t.co/7Dr8f906H9
Invite for lunch?? Anyone??
@Donnieradio will be performing in #Zambia on #Nov7th alongside @thenameisMag44 @ThePompi #SaveTheDate #TeamJesus #TeamRetunes #LetGoLetGod
Woah! Just got a reply from @SuperSportTV! Awesomeness. ..
Ok I'm tired
I wanna go home & relax
I wonder what people say when they talk about me.
Make sure you ask to see her NRC before you slide in bruh. Otherwise you might go & keep kanene company
#GoldenJubilee  these planes leaving a trail of colours look nice,the event will be amazing with all these preparations.
Working... (@ Mbala Town Centre) https://t.co/IXT1PW3QWG
"@AndyTbirdXarlie: I am on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."lol
Picture perfect. #Myfavourites http://t.co/sfu8iip5Yd
Reflections of a new Zambia after 50 years. What can we make of it as young people
I Thank u lord for my life,family,job and friends! GOD BLESS THEM! IM LIVE On @QfmZambia 89.1 RIGHT NOW!!
CHIPS YAYAYA - By #Chanky Ft @Dope_G & @Iam_Thugga #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive (Produced by @ShomChris)
The producers of Black Jesus are going straight to hell.
@WhitneyCummings Jesus Christ?
@Scripture_Truth  created in the image of God.
"@Mr__SmartASS: It's funny though RT @NJay_N: The producers of Black Jesus are going straight to hell." It's too blasphemous
@KraaldoornsR @Scripture_Truth Let everyone on twitter say it.
SWEET MELODY - By @ThisIsUrbanHype #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive Request for #LetItBurn on >> @MTVbaseAfrica #TweetRequest
@tphilosophyquot Not character?
Day 8 of the GSC....nearly there :)
Psychology.......
@SimoneBeaudelai @EricWilderOK Great
@braydenvey Do NOT RESIT
@Wittessay And tomorrow will be Tuesday.
@God_Loved He will never leave thee nor forsake thee
The Ghost of Eleventh November that is called Psychology
Exams. Tests. Assignments. Tutorials. Presentations.
@Jerry_D_Ross Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day.
What it dew
@eBooksWeLove Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good-day
@FULLERTWEETS Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day.
Can't for the " Golden Jubilee Mass Movement" #JubileeYear
@Wittessay Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
Daddy at 50 too! #JubileeYear #RIP
TURN THE BEAT UP - By @lizwemanjakazi #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive
"0 to 100, real quick"
Everybody wants you to be ready for kids, because they're ready for you to have kids
Family always seems to think that you're just going to buckle and give in to what they want for you
When most of your friends are broody and wanting to get pregnant and you're just not about that life. Clearly I'm weird
I think once you've been in a relationship where you've given up so many things for your partner and you decide to move on
You are very wary of doing that with the next person you date
Its pretty interesting to think that you do get to a point where a relationship isn't your be all and end all, and you want more from life
The things I'm able to accomplish when I surround myself with positive minded people.
You want to achieve certain things, before you tie yourself down
Let's continue building each other.
I don't really think that being financial secure is the only thing to take into consideration when thinking about starting a family.NO.
And I think that's just because I feel that emotion becomes an integral part of raising kids.
And then you date a guy that is more than ready and you just start thinking about everything. so much pressure.
DOUBLE PLAY OF THE DAY ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive Goes to >> @RobertoZambia
Let your deeds speak for you. Not your words.
Everybody wants you to be ready for kids, because they're ready for you to have kids!
AMARULA - By @RobertoZambia NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive #DoublePlayOfTheDay
AMARULA - By @RobertoZambia NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive #DoublePlayOfTheDay #BRAND NEW
Missionary probably the most underrated thing since plasters
@countyroad440 Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book.
Envy can have your eyes fixed on what someone else is doing, but neglecting what YOU should be doing
A lot of y'all get burned by people because you don't have your antennas up
How you tell a grown ass man where how and when to spend his hard earned? Let him live.
WHERE ARE YOU - By @Eddieblackbaby Ft @LadyVogueZambia #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive #TweetRequest by >> @MosesNgoma
CHIKALI - By @zonefam Ft @slapdee , @generalozzy & @PetersenZagaze #NOW PLAYING ON @QfmZambia #AfternoonDrive #Classic
If YOU! come looking....I was online. I miss you. Talk you soon.*sloppy kisses*
#TwoAndAHalfMen smfh!
#ama-rulah
@Younkymubi awesomeness. If I could find someone who has all the seasons
@Amber_Montana I Favorited your tweet not because your famous or anything but because it made sense#TRUE
@Amber_Montana WHO DOES THAT,WIERD
Then I guess my misery of not watching the NFL continues. ..sad day "@ChaseJoshua: @Cool_Runnings88 it had too little ratings"
@SuperSportTV Thank God it's monday. Couch position watching back pages #ssdiski
@SuperSportTV Daine Klate is a true sportsman the guy has been consistent over the years. I wonder what his secret is #ssdiski
@SuperSportTV CAF shud consider postponing the AFCON coz any Govt has a budget whc has to be approved by Parliament,  with 3mnths #ssdiski
@Younkymubi we need to talk properly then. I'm not a series fun,two and a half men is the only exception.
@SuperSportTV Congratulations to Banyana keep the Southern African flag high # ssdiski
Who you choose to be around you lets you know who you really are.
@SuperSportTV It would be interesting to see Benni on the bucs technical bench the guy has vast experience #ssdiski
@SuperSportTV Thank God S/Africa hs turned dwn the hosting of th Afcon coz it's a great risk 4 Southern Africa and Africa as a whole#ssdiski
@SuperSportTV If Morocco can be wise enough to withdraw which country would be desperate to put thr citizens at risk #ssdiski
Had the chance to drive a friends Mercedes Benz C240 Kompressor yesterday. Mahn Germans make mean machines
@SuperSportTV Let CAF just Postpone this tournament and put the continent first. We stand a great risk to hav sch a huge tournament #ssdiski
@Younkymubi uh no,its Mufulira actually
I think I could do with a new phone
@SuperSportTV Daine Klate is an example of a true sportsman the guy has ben consistent over th years # ssdiski
Tokyo Drift
This flu has bad timing
@MuntyMe so December is on ka?
Flu when I've got a mid-week booz session planned
@MuntyMe so December it's on ka?
#Sunset God is good @ Parklands Kitwe http://t.co/kK2lmNnyxj
Someone by the name 'Belinda' came to the office yesterday. It had to take all of me not to laugh or pass any silly comment.
Each day i grow stronger and all thanks to him the king of kings my God my father
@Younkymubi will do.
My young bro just made me miss znbc news for Tokyo drift
@luchi7 sounds like a great thing:)
@SuperSportTV Let CAF just Postpone this tournament. We stand a great risk to hav sch a huge tournament as Ebola cud b spread #ssdiski
RT "@theurbanslangs: Unfuckable

A chick that is so hot that you know she will never even let you near her"
As we wait for Chelsea to teach United a thing or two about soccer on Sunday
@SuperSportTV despite a lack of goals in previous encounters Bafana toping the group is a plus #ssdiski
Finally great Kalu to be honored  @KalushaPBwalya , its been long overdue.
Yes yes food! Finally *breaths *
I haven't watched a 2014 movie since #Robocop. I must be so behind
The way I loose or sell my external storage devices with all my data on them. I'll never learn
RT "@theurbanslangs: Women

The most confusing creatures that God put on the face of the earth."
Maybe that's why these days I don't even bother to collect music anymore
Lmao RT "@theurbanslangs: WHAT THE FUCK

The words that come out of your mouth when you discover your girlfriend has a penis."
The Acts of the Apostles
Esp those who do it in 140 characters or less RT "@FactsAboutBoys: It's amazing how we can let one person determine our mood for the day."
Wow ba airtel nice ad
@Leon_ross93 lol zoona mwandi boi ndalama zavuta ka
skippyflynn's last WOD at CrossFit Amaka!!! @ Crossfit Amaka http://t.co/srNIpO21na
@jacobwhaler Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day.
@braydenvey Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@ZUUSCountry Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day.
if Walmart can employ over a million people in USA alone, how many strippers and hookers are in America
#MNF It's almost game time. Let's go @ManUtd! #WBAMUN
@Sulu_pi tate I miss u. This BBA is very boring. The chase was rly thee best
@dray0day Ba Mulenga
Relaxation hun http://t.co/a9GD2A3aC3
@dray0day emukwai Van Gaal ala tumina ama email.
In Syria and Libya and parts of Iraq, bombing back to the stone age has been a Western plan to get them to democracy
celebs lose weight and claim some special diet or exercise. 
meanwhile they either anorexic or bulimic
@GMA_AfricaMagic how can I contact the producer of the show.
Today was a good day.
But before I sleep... Casper Nyovest #Phumakim
you factoring in jail time? "@axolROSE: LMFAO wait-There really isn't any successful ride or die marriages.... Outside of Papoose and Remy"
summation of all twitter relationship goals is cuddling!
that is the common factor in all those relationship goals tweets
I got so carried away by my dreams, that I stopped living in reality. 
all I can say is dreams don't come true if you never wake
@GrandmasterJone does she know about your secret life as a WWF *now WWE* masked crusader?
from his humble Stargate Atlantis days! "@Fantastiverse: #JasonMomoa Talks #Aquaman - http://t.co/8GId4KPM9l http://t.co/MF9PfaDA3Y"
@GrandmasterJone it strikes fear to those who remember Demolition and Road Runners
The difference between a bitch & a prostitute is that bitchs get pregnant,prostitutes dont...
@KUMWESU love this show...relly nice seeing all these people wishing ma country Zambia a Happy 50th independence @MutaleMwanza
Back in the mix...but we gotta play a whole lot better than we are right now! #ManchesterUnited #WBAMUN
only 1 generation got to see nukes dropped in war, they're the generation that went flat out to build more nukes
women also stalk men, beat men, kill erring male lovers.

do some psych analysis before you commit, or she'll climb your chimney
this crazy lady has proven that there's no way Santa can squeeze into chimneys. 
he's probably got a snitch/helper in all homes he visits
They come alive in the night time...# voices in my head
I must fall asleep
Am voting for mack2 & jj #BBHotshots
@ForbesTech it never makes sense to drop out of college
Mack2 is the one who will get the prize..lets wait & see #BBHotshots
"@GentForChrist: You don't need sin. You can stop. You can resist temptation. You can be made new in Christ."
Life's way too short to be stressing out all the time.
Being best friends with the person you marry would be such a blessing. It's like "hey, let's hang out... forever."
Depressed people understand the true value of happiness more than the people who claim to be happy
Maybe one day we will meet again,when were different people maybe then we will be better for each other.
If youre looking to do something that terrifies you,why dont you try opening up
Nothing hurts more than pouring your heart Out into something you love and not getting back the response you want.
#5SOSFAVOURITES amnesia & she looks so perfect
@MatthewCooper44 This is a freewill offering  through buying my book for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia. How are you?
@Featheread This is a freewill offering  through buying my book for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia.How are you?
@mashable Condolences
@ItsMeLeaf @mirjanapuhar Its a sacred duty to help. Help now.
@Inc  'I', 'Me'
@2morrowknight @haejn Yet only 1 out of 10 realize it.
"BIG DAY" for Oscar Pistorious Judge Masipe set to deliver judgement in few hours follow live on MUVI T.V
HE MCS in London
@GordonTredgold Because a plant can not be without roots.
@toprahquotes But gentiles delight in accumulation of material possession.
Coldplay - Magic
@LT_qha happy birthday!
@tphilosophyquot Root of all evil - confort.
I'd rather report late for work having had breakfast than be early without eating.
@lexishimoto @TessaBrooks10 In spirit.
@TheDaiIyPuppy @DavidRoads Genuine friend who live within the law; "Thou shall not covet"
@BibleWisdoms Love is the fulfillment of the law.
some women can be so stubborn eish
@God_Loved To do unattainable virtues such as LOVE.
@FwJesus Researched and demonstrated findings.
Shit! Surprise test
10 RT "@Tigu_El: I've seen 11 faces so far. How many do you see? http://t.co/Xk4bBhqvtY"
...morning tracklist @Fjayrnb #nafika nice things
@Epic_Women Because from his guilty corrupt morals man is accustomed to making mistakes.
Tuesday baybay! No Retreat! No Surrender! *does Banana-weh* Good morning #JubileeYear
#BlueAndWhiteChronicles "Lick Loss". What does that mean @Benny_blow?
Birthday countdown cc @MrYobe
@Scripture_Truth When given sour grapes hand them to God who will change them into sweet wine.
@Tigu_El I've got very sharp eyesight,I can only see ten
@FixedOpsGenius @suziwilliamsbt @ValaAfshar The steps of the righteous are directed by the Lord.
walking late!
#Appreciationtuesday #sogoodloyalFans everywhere @sogoodonline
"working up" vs "waking up"
@OwusuSamG shani just did the chad style lsk is nt thngz.... it was a sweet accident mmmmmmm
Do as wise people vote @Officialmacky2 @Macky2umupondo http://t.co/FWpvDMVeLJ
Morning @Paramaunt1 if I pass through later today, will I be able to take home the last order I made??
@MrYobe Tizazimwela!!!! Hip-hip-whule! hip-hip-whule!
Movies don't make psycho's, moves just make psycho's more creative...
To go to the toilet without the use of internet is unheard of these days...
The amount of pressure that comes with being someone's world.
Morning playlist @xsiQ's #Kalafuma Mixtape
@Tigu_El you have a point. Let me look for a magnifying glass then lol
WTF!
I don't mess with people. People have problems, don't let them take it out on you. Side strip those issues like  a young Kurtley Bealy
So elsewhere this coming weekend is a long one. Good to know
Thank God in advance for that which you choose to experience in your reality.
I cannot believe what #MCM has done to men's self-esteems. No listen, the internet has won.  :'-D
This Jehovah is just so great. Lord help me to live a life full of thanks giving #ZOE http://t.co/BpZmoJuFsj
Mostly about validation. But I do overthink things.
This age of instant gratification has caused many a hopeless romantic sleepless nights and nostalgia.
Just used up my 100 we chat votes while voting for @Officialmacky2 @Macky2umupondo http://t.co/DTz8Cb0MpJ
Is that what the call Super sub??
Well effective networking anyway. Not boasting sessions, aimless dick measuring contests.
Networking in Lusaka is crazy. Everybody is doing something. Can't just chill. Dig the progressive hustle.
That's what opportunity does. U have to learn to discern
Incredible how my mate in Poland knows more about what our president is doing than me. I'm just tired.
Arrogance is a barrier. You can't rectify your errors effectively if you can't accept them, in order to understand their true origin.
not a lot of people will say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong". They will fight tooth and nail to be right under dubious grounds.
If you want to see the future of any nation look at the present of it's children. http://t.co/ztemLslcUN
#Ubutungwa,We Free.Three More days before 50th Independence Celebrations #Its a Golden Jubilee@ ZAMBIA.#So Thankful to God.
Vote for Macky 2!!!!! .........Incase you didn't know, he's a Hotshot!!! #BBAHotshots
Songs for the morning #The1975 :D http://t.co/mvm66uTmNJ
Macky 2 hating Finkubala's.... No more on my TL #Unfollow
@JayRox05 lets link today or tomorrow fam. Whats your word?
Still on voting..... Go cast your last votes for your favorites in the  @ZedBlogSMAwards. Voting closes tomorrow.
#NP I Promise(freestyle) - @Xsiq feat Evans(cant remember his handle)
Forever is a Big word.
Lol RT "@Enyboo: Ugh! K2.50 for a vote to Macky2. Can't the Jerabos subsidize or something?"
The power of time though...
Some people kill it in studio while others kill it live on stage. Not everyone manages to kill both....
Balance is necessary.
Come take a walk through our breathtaking gardens...#sandyscreations #gardencentre #nature #tree #plants #zambia http://t.co/96m6Lmsq3t
Jhene Aiko 'you vs them
If you're a group let one of you greet on behalf of everybody. I don't have the strength to answer all of you one by one
No matter how much u feel u need to impress some one! Never pretend to be something your not. Be your self...always
Like this nigga! I'm out here doing a tutorial n this nigga out here hallering about my earrings!!! Wtf!? Who are u, the jury???
Feeling alil abstract...maybe its coz I'm hungry #shrug
I'm jus over here...breathing and shit
I know some close people around me don't believe in me. That's ok.
The mediocrity that is the Zambian service industry we're subjected to.
It doesn't always work in ones Favour but its a good thing to be a compassionate being
I'm such a sucker for caring. I can't explain it. I just wanna hug everyone & make things alright.
Men and women relationships...a never ending struggle for understanding
I've just sent off the realest text message I've sent anyone this year.
If your ex gives u money or sends u airtime, don't be shy accept it. its your pension money.
The shoes make the car look good.
While we pray for souls to rest in peace, you must know that someday ur time will come
I pray for the official end of the Oscar trial
@CoolChange80 Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day
Hold up is that you
#TweetLikeLeon Forget about girls, I love @chelseafc cc @Leon_ross93
Sometimes producers need to say "lemme hear your raps before I can give you my beats." Too many beautiful instrumentals RIP ouchea.
#TweetLikeLeon Fuck power has gone,off to zinc pub to watch soccer.
My maternal grandma was everything I'd like to be in life & more. Tenacious. Way too much humility. Dreamer. Doer. Creative. HBD Lucy Banda.
One of these fine days I'll make a collage of all the stolen WhatsApp avis I've accumulated and post it to instagram. #StolenAviSunday lol
Kandi in her avatar!!1 all kinds of FIT!!!! #ShowMeYourFriends
Judge Masipa: "The general public may not even understand the difference between justice and vengeance" #PistoriusTrial"
#TweetLikeLeon But ka Kathy zoona..... (LOL)
That Brown and Yellow Jubilee Chitenge. I still want. Anyone?? #JubileeYear
If tomorrow we woke up and Africa had no war, poverty or disease; imagine how many jobs would disappear in the West!
Oscar Sentenced to 5 years in prison. #OscarTrial
I don't know if I should be in here
Noooo am out...
Every single thing is a reminder...
I have been siting here listerning to Judge Masipa's blah blah for 1,2,3,4 mins and i still don't know what she is talking about #BarryRoux"
@LadyStha24 and I am telling you this idiot will only do one year in proson
Don't try this in #zambia_Justice. http://t.co/bgcLWzgxKc
ladies dating a sports star whose first name starts with an "O".
O.J. and Oscar.
*damn whats the O.J. stand for?*
@LadyStha24 may be law applies differently depending on race
@LadyStha24 am sure the judge must have a good bank account now
Finally Oscar Pistorius Jailed  for 5 Years imprisonment for homecide killing his beautiful girlfriend.But 5 years not enuf atleast15years.
Day 9 of the 10-Day Green Smoothie Cleanse.......home run!!
So is it just me who's findin it hard 2 stomach the Oscar 5yr sentence. He might as well commiit a traffic offence. #Oscar_the_Blade_runner
Subramanian Swamy is the biggest joke of this century. Bharat Ratna for Rajapaksa? This guy is a nutcase !!
Witnessing live diwali fireworks from boss
Freshly cut onions are used as remedies after a bee sting
Ladies apply 5 pounds of chemicals on their faces in a year
I'm like The Hammer, every problem is a nail.
@InspowerMinds Take life step by step and rejoice in every circumstance. such have no cause to worry.
@Clare_OC Exact Tithe from it.
@AustinMahone Morning to you too.
@Bible_Time He is omniscient
"@rjngenda: @YungVerbal @chifumbe @sogoodonline make my life tho #StudioThings #IDie" reggie out here look like a fisherman with a shotgun
"@MsCathyPhiri: Why did they pimp KK's old landrover?  Didn't they just dabble with history.  Sigh" lol #downer
@WisdomFrequency Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book.
@redbullOHIO Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Good day.
Been busy responding to friends. How is everyone out there enjoying the comfort of living by faith?
The world is my oyster. .. http://t.co/lZN2RAG0qi
Like all things, patience is finite!
@JayRox05 jay slide thru the crib..
Nice article in zambia Daily mail hun @LuluHaangala 
Inspired
I shud be next. 
http://t.co/tEwnoQdT2m
Drogba
Terry
Gooosh am luving this match!!3goals before half time yo CHELSEA is makin me proud @chelseafc
Priorities
"@rjngenda: When @chifumbe gets ousted about his music practices. #Priceless cc @sogoodonline @YungVerbal" u snitch lol #notchiGuiltchi
"@rjngenda: @YungVerbal , @chifumbe and @sogoodonline make my life though #StudioThings #IDie" smh maynneee nigs get me trippn #wwkss
The 3G Mindset at work
"@Upalo_486: If you can't grow a beard you're a failure. 

or a child. 

or a woman." U sack mxxxxm u r disrespectful
Thank you Viler
" You can't live your life regretting past mistakes. That's a horrible way to spend such precious time. Forgive yourself and do better!"
Cech and Mweene are brothers
Warming the engines...Getting ready for the biggest show ever in the history of motorsports in zed..2more days n counting.#biker/alteeza fam
@m6e5tr0 @zambiapolitics question is which coach?....
@m6e5tr0 @zambiapolitics yaba thats our independence Zambia @ 50. #clown
Remy,Drogba,Terry and Hazard these guys have made ma night!much love to them #TeamChelsea @chelseafc
"@akaworldwide: I must say,Only being able to watch my team on the weekend really sucks,David Moyes ruined my life"lol just move to CHELSEA!
6 zero zoona
@Thelma4eva howz 11hrs??
Side effects......dosing in the club........ #foreign
In my heart I store up your words, so I might not sin against you. (Psalms 119:11) http://t.co/2dSj9DPr0C
Kasama UNITED 4EVA #twababonse #twababonse #twababonse #twababonse #twababonse
#NF: @OfficialXTO
"@JayRox05: @chifumbe I'll slide through on the morrow fam" not even a problm
Easy chills. With @langwas_emy @Emys_own #Mumba #Chiponde and #PJ
Typical African Bala-Bala *singing*
Us
Drivn home in silence thanks to @sogoodonline @YungVerbal @rjngenda @IAmProfyle #frankenstein #wwkss
Haan Gee To Kia Haal Hai??? #InqilabMarch Ka.. 

Hahahahahahahahaha

Qadri Sb App ka Shukriya.. App nay Mujhay sahi sabit kar Diya feel kr k
This Is The End Of #TUQ Season 2 
Season 3 Coming Next Year,Frm the looks the way season2 ended this show might get canceled 
#InqilabMarch
#InqilabMarch Ka To End #HowIMetYourMother Kay End Say Bhi Zada Disappointing Tha For #TUQ Followers 

Ab Shaeed Kar Day Qadri Sahab Ko Bhi
I can justify each and every one of my vices, but i would rather lay back and watch you judge away.
The light can chase darkness away but the darkness can never extinguish the ligh
..currently planning how to catch..kill..then tar and feather the chap who decided to leave the ambulance siren on outside my bed window :/
"@YoliSpice: Energy to comb my hair,don't have.not today comb,limbi mailo." One word. #headsock..oh ni 2 words
@kdjsmash hey kalumba do u still have my insurance shirt
Today gather the fragments that remain that the needy may be fed, and tomorrow consider the orphan in your neighborhood.
Just voted for Macky2,Africa lets do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://t.co/fOhw5c4y8a
People who are ruled by their own desires think only of themselves. 50 years down the line what is the big picture Zambia?
Contemplated putting on black shirt to work...slapped self...remembered my place...and moved on. #wisdomwednesday
"@ChiqqaShanna: #DrinksWater" par takes accordingly
"@kryticismusic: @chifumbe ...what was an ambulance doing in your yard to begin with?" As appalled as u r ...8l
"@YoliSpice: @chifumbe hahahaha you're funny but u... Where in the world does a teacher wear that to class? Lol" method teaching
#toptenmorninghustles thak ka button ryt on the gigo before u do your tie
Can't sleep past 6 am these days
#Nowplaying the mother we share
Wether I'm working or not
@ChiAndYipyap "they say money cant buy happiness,well they havent shopped in the right stores"
Plus this migraine & flu are not helping matters
And it appears this is ulcer season. I'm fucked!
#toptenmorninghustles finding the ryt strap  point on your belt #hmph @ChiqqaShanna @YoliSpice
I think once you grow up life becomes a constant cycle of struggling to put food on the table & bettering one's living standards.
#IfICouldTimeTravel id ace every exam
If we had the option to remain young all our lives.
Too many motivation speakers not enough men of God Be careful!!!
#toptenmorninghustles 2 words. Bow tie. Picks it up. Remembers role. puts back down. Walks away
Jeremiah ft. YG - dont tell em :D
Coldplay - A Sky Full Of Stars
Somebody sent me a video of a 4 or 5 year old Brazilian girl twerking. I couldn't believe what I saw
I bet she learnt that from her momma
The basics of Turkish got me sounding like i'm speaking in Tongues!!! #SkypeWithMaa #LusakaToIstanbul
"@sogoodonline: @yungverbal @chifumbe girls are CLINGY out here. Or shud I say CLINJY. #WWKS" hahahahaha noooooooo
Can we all get on @OfficialZamtel people
@BenasBmoney @OfficialZamtel LOL! Actually, you're right! Ok, how about just My friends join Zamtel?
@Deserve2Smile  Powerful. This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. Thx.
To preach the acceptable year of The Lord  #Jubilee
@TheTravelingJar Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book.
@Afriquin13 Orit..
@MatthewCooper44 May God bless you.
@igleask Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@lriversmusic Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
The only thing on my mind right now is Liverpool vs Real Madrid #YNWA #UCL #Anfield
@Alayna924 Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@Goodkindles Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@TheBookTweeters Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
Ok I think we need to leave out Balotelli for tonight's game but again I have a feeling he might just come to light and destroy Madrid.
@eBookTweeters Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@IndiesUnite Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@ReadersAlliance Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
Wishing the happiest of birthdays to this hustler called @MutaleMwanza!!! Have an amazing day today.
@Whizbuzz Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@Afriquin13 It won't, if it does am giving away airtime.lol
@book_tribe Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@SelfPubShowcase Hi, This is a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book. How are you?
@Afriquin13 Hahahahaha!!!! Why do you want to be selfish??
Lake Bangweulu @ Kawambwa Town http://t.co/ShUvPrpilX
@ItsBrizzoBaby I want a video dude! Hit up my inbox!
So I am out and about today. Call me on 0965221996 if you would like me to deliver a ticket to you. Goodmorning!!! http://t.co/cXZ0psBKkQ
@Arsenal @premierleague Happy birthday Sir Wenger!!
@Mthezima Cool dude. I'll give a buzz. What's the story with the flavour though? Lol need an extra one Kaili. Hehe
Gelo so fly. Don't kubauza!!
I haven't had breakfast in the longest time. Gee whom have I become?!!
Keep careful watch over my brother's soul.
#NP: I See Fire. -Ed Sheeran #MultiplyOnReplay
Bank of Zambia launches new K50 note to celebrate the Jubilee who has a note?
Importance of +ing
There are some colleagues I  just stare at blankly. Their comments literally don't need a reply. Don't have energy.
Only then can we live in peace. @ReggaeMarleyBob @ReggaeMarleyy http://t.co/UITPsW52Jh
Yan ang nagagawa ng homesick @ Kansanshi Mining PLC, ZAMBIA http://t.co/EgfFZbXfdn
I'm changing by the minute. About this close to making my system glow! Again..
@melanieduits @carlyraejepsen And buy my book as a freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia
Question to the free thinkers: do you ever feel like every day conversation would be easier if you thought like most people?
@Afriquin13 yeys it's allowed,I don't know why it took you this long to be selfish on me..But oh well..
if you really like someone in that way, and you declare your feelings to them, there's no way you're going to be friends ..
Some men think everything to do with the friendzone for women is about ego, is that b/c having hot friends for you is an ego boost, or?...
The friend zone is not a prison, you guys just make it seem like it is
Telling someone that no quality individual will accept them with baggage is a lie.
A person who really wants to be with you will accept your baggage and try make it work
We've been told that baggage is a bad thing, those are your experiences, they shaped you into the person that they like enough to wanna date
On the submission thing, if you date a man who you feel fulfills his role, you won't argue over the submission thing, it'll come naturally
"A woman will submit to a righteous man"
And there's nothing wrong with a woman feeling like submission is "slavery", she obviously hasn't met a man who showed her otherwise.
New K50 note bears the heads of all 5 Zambian presidents
people will wanna debate your sexual preferences like you're having sex with them.
....for Jehovah. http://t.co/l9FTzb5z01
@_jeffguo Not only education. Devastating effects of poverty affect all basic needs of life; food, clothing, shelter, health etc. Unite 2win
Everyone is an expert on something here. You can be whatever u want behind these keypads. Even piggy backs other people's opinions.
Watch live broadcast of the Jubilee K50 launch on MUVI T.V now
@Drake's verse on "Tuesday" is magnificence. Pure magnificent.Always working OT = Overtime & Out of Town. Wonderful vocals.
You got that Young Thug "MC" part wrong. Nah! RT @ElliottWilson: Hov is Greatest MC. Drake is Best MC. Young Thug is Hottest MC. #HipHop2014
One more day! :)
December Birthdays.. Mommy and Her Daughter. 11th December. I got a reminder.
@simushinalu As Dr Smarty..lol # lifefacts
What is the protocol when elders ask about your sex life?
#brainexplosion BOOOOOOMMMMMM cassper nyovest is BALLDDDD????......WITH A PONYTAIL HUHHHH??? :0 #MUKWAI @sogoodonline @Upalo_486  @rjngenda
class time!
The most independent mind is that of a baby,until we adults start conditioning them as they grow....to be independent,we must free our minds
Okay I think I need a silver or Gold chain around my neck now..It's about that time..
@chishafcb patiently counting down! Lol
Live on ZNBC TV1 at 12:05 hrs
@chishafcb hahahahaha u wont find me! Am leaving town 2moro love.
@chishafcb ku Bahamas for my birthday. Lol
And just like that I came crashing back down to earth.
@rjngenda @sogoodonline @YungVerbal hmmm i cant even retweet that..i cant that word in my personal timeline
@SpectatorKalaki how do you figure that? [very curious and intrigued]
what am doing is hard, but this time i luv what i do!!!!!!!
Nothing like some good old @therealmarymary to get you through a rough moment. *dusts self off and gets off the ground* #TitaniumSolid
How in this world did I miss this "UNZASU engages British High Commission over Commonwealth building"
@SpectatorKalaki it would be nice if we had an answer.
@ForbesTech I'd prefer the chromecast
#IfICouldTimeTravel i would go back in time and fix every mistake i made in my life
@autocorrects that's a nice look she had
Set pa Chilenje shporite ni K2!!
The things sold mu Chilenje shoprite cant be found in other shoprite outlets
There is noise over the wage freeze yet service levels are pathetic in some sectors of Govt... #zambia@50jubilee
Dee came to call me ati "tiyeni tikadye.......".....nipeze kulibe vokudya uku...wina aza dabwa first!!
@FactsAboutBoys so trueeee
@Mthezima Dude do you have any other colours now?
Don't confuse people you have a good time with or stroke your ego as friends. There's levels to this shit.
Life long friendships have been lost over seasonal acquaintances confused as friends...#NotCool
Pretend-tinashe & asap rocky #np
There friends who get u drunk,those who stumble drunk with u & those who hold ur hair back while u puke & feed u the next day.Which are u...
Tu ndeke ndeke twapitana pitana guys!! independence yafika !!
One shouldn't have to compromise their character due to someone else's assholeness.
Veteran politician Vernon Johnson Mwaanga to speak at Stanbic Bank's #GoldenJubilee staff luncheon soon. #ZambiaAt50
I'm not going to stop being a nice person just because you're not. I will stop giving the privilege of that niceness though an remove you..
I've been patient, understanding and calm. But this is pure masepa now
Former Stanbic Bank managing director John Shoko gives a history of the bank, charting it's transformation from ANZ Grindlays to Stanbic.
Larry Kalala, who served as managing director and board chairman of Stanbic Bank now speaking.
@RobertoZambia #AmaRulah :-) playing over and over! http://t.co/kSZgRJGoiT
Stanbic Bank chaiperson Mary N'cube leads staff into singing 'Tiyende Pamodzi'.
Stanbic Bank board chairperson Mary N'cube leads staff in singing 'Tiyende Pamodzi'.
#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence queuing up at #ZANACO bank
Mary N'cube, Stanbic Bank board chairperson: Be role models in your workplace, family, community and industry. #Zambia@50
VJ@Stanbic talking about Zambia's half century and the next 50 years.
#ThingsLongerThanOscarsSentence the release of the Zambian Constitution.
VJ's unmistakable baritone ripples through Stanbic House. #Zambia@50
VJ: "Even as young people you can make it to the top if you remain determined." #Zambia@50
Stanbic House dead silent as VJ recalls the grim days of pre-independence Zambia.
VJ: "We were motivated and in a hurry to see Zambia free. We went without food for most of the struggle." Zambia@50 #VJ@Stanbic
@BONO_YEC already did
Elections in January 1964 ushered in KK as the first black prime minister. #VJ@Stanbic
Zambia had just over 1000 grade 12 graduates at independence. #VJ@Stanbic
Zambia's first cabinet was representative of 'One Zambia, One Nation.' #VJ@Stanbic
We went into government to serve and were inspired by JFK's 1961 inauguration speech in America. #VJ@Stanbic
At the time of independence,  a woman could not have a bank account, own land or sign off on a passport. #VJ@Stanbic
Zambia needs to continue going forward. #VJ@Stanbic
VJ challenges the 'born frees' to pick up the responsibility for Zambia's economic and social growth for the next 50 years. #VJ@Stanbic
Nibata kupumula
Friends who shit together, stay together!!!
#ThokozileTkayMwanza
Today...I'm still here because of my faith..#keepitmoving
taarabu in da mix .......feelin relaxed #work_tingz
Playlist all set. Now I need to go and see @esnoko35 for that hook up. @Bittersweetza #Homecoming #K50Only #OnSaleInSoundsNow
@Stalley Great morning too. Just bumping Chevelle
Go 'head and get yours Mama Knowles!
@MnangagwaM 4 u http://t.co/ehCgH5YCaO
"Life is a tapestry:  We are the warp; angels, the weft; God, the weaver.  Only the Weaver sees the whole design.  -Eileen Freeman" #Church
PVR is the best! #Pause!!! #RewindSelecta!!! @DStv
The Ivory Coast national team has arrived in Lusaka ahead of Saturday's international friendly against Zambia
Herbed Renard with his assistant Patrice Beaumelle looking at home among Zambians
IM LIVE ON @QfmZambia 89.1 With Channel O Award winng star >> @KEKOTOWN #Africa Stand up! #Teamcaristoclear
@mwabz check @Zambiawatchdog
Always on the lookout for the next money making venture.
Situationships.
So I haven't found a kick boxing class/teacher but I have decided to start Zoca. Size 8 here I come.
"What's everywhere and nowhere except where something is?"
It is hard to speak for a republic that will not speak for itself.
Bana Nono ain't loyal. #politics
http://t.co/TB32HgTeFv
@Mosesmutambo : Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it."
@Mosesmutambo : The secret of change is to focus all of your energy, not on fighting the old, but on building the new."
@Mosesmutambo : Make choices based on your purpose, rather than your fears."
@Mosesmutambo : We are all here for some special reason. Stop being a prisoner of your past. Become the architect of your future"
@Mosesmutambo : The more you hide your feelings, the more they show. The more you deny your feelings, the more they grow."
@Mosesmutambo : Remaining single for at least a year after a serious break up can help you transition easier into a new relationship."
It seems there is no nation that gives less of a collective fuck than Zambia.
#BanaNono is my hero.
Omg. @JayREllis wearing George's glasses...the resemblance is actually disconcerting.
@MrNdana uncle Bobs' somebody, as in Bob Sichinga whom he just happened to tell state secrets while she recorded him. Loyalty there's no.
@tariqnoorkhan Thx and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book.
And the beard. Whoop! So weird. Making me feel mushy. Geez.
Tottenham (spuds) look away now 
Coz the only club in North London is playing in the #ChampionsLeague 
#ComeOnYouGunners
#Arsenal
cr7 benzema madrid
Bae giving Me game analysis on the Madrid #UCL match. What a lady! #TopLady
Isco has been fantastic tonight. #LIVvsRealMadrid #UCL #HalaMadrid
halamadrid benzema
@KachepaMtumbi I think dogs were allowed in public toilets. Our grandparents weren't. Such was the idiotic injustice of the colonisers.
@LFC as it was in Istanbul, come on reds. YNWA!
This is Istanbul all over again.. watch this space..
BVB Dortmund. Great forward play #UCL
@LFC WAITING TILL 90 MINUTES ELAPSES
#NW #ComingToAmerica. That wedding dress is still the dream
@MrNdana too pretty? Too pretty? No such thing as too pretty iwe
@MrNdana so just yours yes? Lol
I feel like someone should send Macky2 memo just so he starts working on a song for #BanaNono
Rolls Royce defending. Raphael Varane.
From bashi Fabregas to bana Nono the Zed movie continues.
Going to bed when am not tired is trouble
Big trouble
Liverpool are a good team eh lol #HalaMadrid @Marrvel @JSakahilu
The mind is unfair mweh...
@FCBarcelona my favourite team make me proud by winning real Madrid on Saturday barca for life. http://t.co/Qf1pV8VRl6
another clean sheet #HalaMadrid
kroos assist and james assist justified having them #HalaMadrid
isco was brilliant very hard working #halamadrid #SSFootball
Rest in eternal peace Pembuzyo...
@MrNdana fine, fine, fine, I'll hold your hand while you do it. Happy?
el classico on suturday i love u neymar but am madrid #diehard #halamadrid #SSFootball
@ChampionsLeague Plenty of goals and plenty of late drama once more. Which was your favourite goal tonight? #UCL nothing beats reus' goal
@mwewa_kunda hood billionaire$
The afternoon naps taking away the night time sleep and then it's not 11pm and the hunger strikes. Man cannot live like this.
@Airtel_Zambia How do you become an Airtel Premier customer? And what does it really mean?
http://t.co/pBWue3gtqI my wengometer just spiraled out of control...
Do what's right for YOU, nobody else is walking in your shoes..
@FaizaMirza84 @NewPakistan2020 ab dr Shab kahin Wahan Sy bhi speech Kay bech Mein na Uth jaine...
@MrNdana yoh! That it was ever doubted is deep bane. People paying for less crimes
@MrNdana might be a little paranoid your people. People talk all the time, sure u have to be selective bout ur surroundings but still..
@MrNdana like u cant be in shushushu company talking takeover but otherwise we still tryna believe or at least pretend its a democracy
@MrNdana Hahaha man cannot live like that. Leaving behind strong drinks for free
@MrNdana lol so ninshi u someone told u ati Solwezi is like the local version of Sobibor te? Lol leka nkakutwale
@MrNdana well now that u say it, ya, silly u tate
@MrNdana lol so fat people getting scared anyhow? They take a page from Kambwilis book (pun intended). Fat people run this!
@MrNdana wait, what, younger is who? Younger is me? Yoh! This is latenesa on so many levels. Ayikona
@MrNdana ala kabili. Abale umfwako ati nacikubala ninebo. Shame no!
@MrNdana midnight shocker iyi nomba. But i think i just might survive this piece of information. Would deny it but iyi ni publicly
@MrNdana lol wat?! Its late for the friendship. Only time i make sense is in Bemba. So its that u started me yourself not for like its me
@MrNdana its necessary pa last. I cant translate half the things i say wamona pressure. Okay bashi lateness go and get to it.
Love all things #Daughtry and now #Superman stuck in my head. "If life was a movie this wouldn't end like this, left without a kiss"
The hard stuff.
#Summer #Sunglasses #Eyewear #Lipgloss y'all have been good to me this season. http://t.co/nOqPcdI3GO
Im not afraid of breaking down and falling apart, im more afraid of the possibility that i may never get up.
But here i am, im still standing after all ive been through, if i never have anything else, this still remains my biggest testimony
@MrNdana wait, twas happening now? Intense. N then sleep just comes that easy? Must be nice (she said whilst rolling her eyes)
Biggest reason to go to bed early; Hunger after midnight is not your friend
@MrNdana oh ya, u lost me at pretending to be internet-less. The struggle is too real there
@MrNdana then what's your excuse for knowing it? Aiye. This friendship shall be needing a contract, Ts&Cs apply type things. Good special!
"@langwas_emy: @TwOne_Two are we talking colours for those little sticks? *hides face* I want a pink one" Haha yeah Mami. The Electric-Cigs.
Sanu Nair Walay Pul Tey Bula Kay
Tey Horay Mahi Kithay Reh Gaya ...

#MadamNoorJehan
@NewPakistan2020 plzzz ab subai tasub ko Hawa na do... Phalay kaam maslay Hain Pakistan Mein...
#HappyBirthdayKool 

Stay Blessed :)
#HappyBirthdayKool 

Stay Blessed :) @ABKool
@ABKool ajj BD pay bhi sad songs Kia howa??? @YouTube
@ABKool let me suggest one : Nit Khair Manga Sunay Mein Teri Dua Na Koi Hor Mang Di #NFAK @YouTube
@ABKool and Rab Lakh Lakh Sukhar Manawan Jay Kadi Mera Yaar Mil Jay #NFAK @YouTube
Bedtime;  2:57am courtesy of @abcfBabyDaddy. Totally worth it.
Zambia celebrates her Independence in less than 24hrs today. All should join and celebrate along.
Maybe all we need, is someone to understand how all of our broken pieces fit together.
Car radio-twenty one pilots
Hey guys please Vote for me for the Airtel Trace Music Stars,SMS ma Code:60100069 to 5775.Your votes will surly be appreciated!
@mwewa_kunda eh I missed...They were just the two of them?
Your money my business
"Strangers can become best friends just as easy as best friends can become strangers."
@ChannelOTV #Irequest @zonefam  #Twothings
Basically if I didn't care much about you I wouldn't be here working hard just to see your face at the end of the day
#Np @DJLBCZambia ft @sebastiendutch  #lusa cnt wait for rocktober
@MTVbaseAfrica #TweetRequest @zonefam  #TwoThings
Independence lets do this http://t.co/HfaeKRFLfB
@nkana_bovi @Kchinga260 lol it takes some getting used to. Fyalikwata abene
@zonefam sure thing
@OwusuSamG mailo atishani
"@mosesmutambo: I'm not a prfct person, I make a lot of mistakes... but still,I lov thos pipo who stay wth me after knowing hw I really am."
"@Mosesmutambo : Never waste your feelings on people who don't value them."
Sabrina:secrets of a teenage
"@Mosesmutambo : I hate when girls say "I'm single but my heart is taken" girl, that nigga don't love you. move on !!!"
@killa_kamy No worthy subs to take over.Defence is bad & Balotelli should sit out next games.Mignolet played better last night,need a backup
@OwusuSamG aint we popping bottles
@OwusuSamG yhu working mailo smh
@TheFunnyTeens @TheLifeDiaries My slow internet connection couldn't allow me to retweet that in 7 seconds
Lose yourself to dance.
Ati Welcome to Anfield, kwisa. Not with Los Blancos, a team u can watch en hav a cup of coffee as th job is oways done.  #HalaMadrid
Yesterday you gathered the fragments that remained and fed the needy. Today consider the welfare of the orphan in your neighborhood.
@DTylerMcKay Hi Capt and welcome to freewill offering for a self-supporting orphanage project here in Zambia through buying my book.
And God tapped me on the shoulder and said, "Wake up." Other people didn't make it to this morning. Be grateful. Have a beautiful day!
I don't see why people should work half day today when the holiday is tomorrow. #myOpinion
Looking back.... #ZambiaAt50 Photo credit: @Lian_eM http://t.co/mMNxX3xdYH
50 years without a war, military takeover, genocide, natural disaster, starvation, or other horrors. We have much to be thankful for.
@Lulumbi_N goat meat, dust, poor grammar and a gross lack of deodorant.
@MsLexiP Get well soon dear
Shamaoma is thinking of Ba No-No
The Green, the red, the black and the orange! #zambia
@mwewa_kunda hope they but some 2de coz am off 2mao. ....
@RutledgeWood @adamferrara @HISTORY Great Show ever,Icant wait for  S06.Its all about Cars WithTheExpert,TheDriver &TheWrecker.#ISalute all.
Please remind me ten years from now that I said my bed would be round.
@chozycorleon hahaha i bet y'all niggaz are Ebola suspect just one drink 6 of you.Little nasty lol.
Stick to What You Know Best
But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness. Galatians 5:22
When walking through rain u thot will never end,trying 2make it on faith in the struggle against the wind. You'll be alright. #HopeInFront
for you to succeed you have to experience failer#keepworkinghard
Dislike weekends". Sounds a bit crazy but a lot remains idle that i'd like to work on instead of spending money i don't have.
Weekends feel like idle time I could be using to make moves towards my goals. Frustrating sometimes
for you to succeed you have to experience failure#keepworkinghard
weekend starts NOW
"@NewtonZambia: @YoliSpice @CactusAgony That was a tune !!!!!!!and they was a chi nice ride too ." Ye man!
cuddling is like an intense starring contest... where the only winner is love
#ThursdaysAreForTheMosque
I won't sacrifice myself just to appease your patriarchal sensibilities. Don't claim to fight for me when you won't even acknowledge me.
Know when you have enough friends. This is vital. You don't need 10 friends. Nurture the relationships of the few real friends you have.