Evil suggestions

[mathiasbynens]

export EDITOR=/bin/rm

[janmoesen]

# Make Tab send the delete key.
tset -Qe $'\t';

[janmoesen]

# Randomly make the shell exit whenever a command has a non-zero exit status.
((RANDOM % 10)) || set -o errexit; # inside .bash_profile, for instance

[janmoesen]

You could do something with PROMPT_COMMAND to randomly execute one of your evil commands. E.g.,

export PROMPT_COMMAND="$PROMPT_COMMAND; ((RANDOM % 10)) || do-something-evil";

[mathiasbynens]

I was thinking of just an evil.sh file that gets sourced from .bash_profile (similar to the use case for evil.js and evil.css) and that enables all the evilness, but hey, whatever works :) Great suggestions btw, keep them coming!

[janmoesen]

You're not my real mom; you can't tell me what to do.

[christopheranderton]

brew update

say -v "Vicki" " Updating. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Updating Homebrew. Now Installing. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Installing Homebrew.  Now Installing. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. Homebrew is now uninstalled. Downloading Homebrew. Uninstalling. Do not interrupt. Wait. Wait. Wait. Installing. Wait. Wait. Installing. Installing. Compressing data. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Estimated time left. minus six minutes and fifty hours. Wait. Wait. Installing. Wait. Wait. Installing. Installing. four kilobyte is installed. Uninstalling Uninstaller. Wait. Wait. Keys not valid. Wait. Uninstalling Installer. Uninstalling Updater. One. Two. Uninstalling. Waiting for updates. Wait. Wait. Uninstalling. Wait. Wait. Installing Uninstaller.  Wait. Wait. Syntax error in line 1337. Wait. Aborting.Please wait to abort. Waiting. Waiting. Press the right any key to abort. Waiting. Waiting." 

Text output of a updater.

Of course, only valid on Mac OS X systems. The voice is very annoying.

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Sound output (Hosted on CloudApp, MP3, 627KB): http://cl.ly/dW2o

[HacKanCuBa]

It would be nice that levels where numeric so that next level would also execute everything the previous level does.

# deactivate with 0
# insane: 1
# annoying: 2
# destructive: 3
# devasting: 4
# unusable: 5
EVIL_BEHAVIOUR=2  # annoying

function insane()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 0
}

function annoying()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 1
}

function destructive()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 2
}

function devasting()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 3
}

function unusable()
{
	test "$EVIL_BEHAVIOUR" -gt 4
}

[ghost]

just a comment: congratulations, this script is very very evil indeed