This year I was gainfully employed by an organisation that kept everything behind closed doors. Proprietary code, private repos, NDAs, the whole lot.
I can confirm that code was, in fact, written. Lots of it. You'll just have to take my word for it. 🤷
Here's a comprehensive summary of what I learned:
- Enterprise Git workflows (the kind with 47 approvers)
- The art of writing Asana tickets about Asana tickets
- How to write documentation about documentation
- Coffee-driven development (CDD)
"The best code is the code no one will ever see." — Every employer, apparently
If you're a recruiter, I promise I was very productive. Here's proof.