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‎Idiot!.html

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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html>
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<head>
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<title>Idiot!</title>
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<meta name="Author" content="A mystery tbh">
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<link rel="icon" href="./Idiot!_files/idiot.png">
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<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8">
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<meta name="Keywords" content="you are an idiot, you, are, an, idiot, fool, youdontknowwhoiam.org, youdontknowwhoiam, you dont know who i am, you, dont, know, who, i, am, org, dot, aregner, jazzy, adr">
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<meta name="Description" content="The first and best flash video on the &#39;net.">
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<meta property="og:type" content="website">
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<meta property="og:title" content="You are an idiot!">
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<meta property="og:description" content="This is a new hand-converted iteration of the legendary website.">
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<meta property="og:image" content="http://captainchicky.github.io/Idiot!/Converted/Idiot!_files/idiot.png">
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<meta property="og:image:secure_url" content="https://captainchicky.github.io/Idiot!/Converted/Idiot!_files/idiot.png">
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<meta property="og:image:width" content="256">
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<meta property="og:image:height" content="256">
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<meta property="og:image:alt" content="Idiot!">
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<style>
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@keyframes img-1 {
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0% {
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opacity: 1;
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}
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44% {
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opacity: 1;
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}
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50% {
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opacity: 0;
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}
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94% {
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opacity: 0;
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}
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100% {
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opacity: 1;
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}
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}
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@keyframes img-2 {
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0% {
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opacity: 0;
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}
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44% {
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opacity: 0;
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}
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50% {
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opacity: 1;
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}
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94% {
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opacity: 1;
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}
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100% {
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opacity: 0;
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}
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}
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.wrapper {
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margin-left: 16.5% !important;
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position: relative;
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height: 100%;
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width: 68%;
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}
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.wrapper img:first-child {
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position: absolute;
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width: 100%;
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opacity: 1;
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animation: img-1 0.4s infinite;
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}
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.wrapper img:last-child {
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position: absolute;
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width: 100%;
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opacity: 0;
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animation: img-2 0.4s infinite;
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}
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body {
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user-select: none;
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}
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</style>
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<script src="./Idiot!_files/you.js"></script>
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</head>
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<body onload="flagRun=1;playBall();return true;bookmark();" onkeydown="altf4key();ctrlwkey();delkey();" onmouseout="procreate();" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
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<div class="wrapper">
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<img src="./Idiot!_files/black.png">
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<img src="./Idiot!_files/white.png">
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</div>
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<audio id="IdiotAudio" loop><source src="./Idiot!_files/Idiot!.mp3" type="audio/mp3"></audio>
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<script>
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var audio = document.getElementById("IdiotAudio");
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audio.autoplay = true
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</script>
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<script>
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audio.loop = true;
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document.addEventListener('click', function() {
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if (audio.paused) {
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audio.play();
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}
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});
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</script>
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</body>
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</html>

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‎Idiot!_files/you.js

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function bookmark() {
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if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
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&& (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4)) {
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var url = "lol.html";
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var title = "Idiot!";
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window.external.AddFavorite(url, title);
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}
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}
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var xOff = 5;
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var yOff = 5;
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var xPos = 400;
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var yPos = -100;
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var flagRun = 1;
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function changeTitle(title) {
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document.title = title;
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}
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function openWindow(url) {
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aWindow = window.open(url, "_blank", 'menubar=no, status=no, toolbar=no, resizable=no, width=357, height=330, titlebar=no, alwaysRaised=yes');
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}
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function procreate() {
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changeTitle("Idiot!");
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for (var i = 0; i < 5; i++) {
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openWindow('lol.html');
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}
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}
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function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } }
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function ctrlwkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17 || event.keyCode == 87) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } }
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function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) { alert("You are an idiot!"); procreate(); } }
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function newXlt() {
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xOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
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window.focus()
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}
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function newXrt() {
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xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
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}
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function newYup() {
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yOff = Math.ceil(-6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
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}
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function newYdn() {
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yOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10;
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}
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function fOff() {
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flagrun = 0;
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}
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function playBall() {
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xPos += xOff;
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yPos += yOff;
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if (xPos > screen.width - 357) {
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newXlt();
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}
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if (xPos < 0) {
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newXrt();
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}
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if (yPos > screen.height - 330) {
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newYup();
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}
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if (yPos < 0) {
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newYdn();
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}
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if (flagRun == 1) {
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window.moveTo(xPos, yPos);
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setTimeout('playBall()', 1);
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}
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}

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