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<html>
<head>
<title>Tonka</title>
<style>
table {
border-collapse: collapse;
}
td,
th {
border: 1px solid;
padding-left: 10px;
padding-right: 10px;
text-align: center;
}
</style>
<script>
console.log(
"In my head you are all hidden hitmen, that have certain trigger phases that activate them to wipe out the speaker."
);
</script>
</head>
<body>
<h1>Tonka</h1>
<p>
This is a scratch project that (very slowly) draws the Mandelbrot set. Why
you ask? This is not the question. The question is "To be or not to be?"
and the answer to that is always TONKA. Here at casual coding we do things
differently. We do not ask "Why?" - we ask "Why not?". As there was no
suitable answer to the latter on in this specific case, I went ahead and
did it. If you have any complaints you may direct your complaint towards
any of the following people and you will be taken care of. Your feedback
is important to us. Just use the specified code word and our personnel
will know what to do.
</p>
<table>
<th>Person</th>
<th>Code Word</th>
<tr>
<td>Mik Müller</td>
<td>"I hate Tonka"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Jonas Wanke</td>
<td>"Apple is the best company/operating system"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Clemens Tiedt</td>
<td>"Gnu HURD is designed poorly"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Marcel Garus</td>
<td>
"Operator precedence is useful to have in a programming language"
</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Benjamin Frost</td>
<td>"Have you tried rewriting your codebase in Flutter and Rust?"</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Konstantin Ebeling</td>
<td>"Skill Issue"</td>
</tr>
</table>
<p>
If you are one of the specified personnel above, you may change your code
word by speaking with the owner of this website.
</p>
<h2>How to run</h2>
<p>
By clicking on the green flag with the shift button pressed will enable
Turbo Mode. You might want that, because without it the cat is so slow, it
might as well invoke 7 compilation steps to calculate each pixel. Use the
feature at your own discretion.
</p>
<iframe
src="https://turbowarp.org/1101388148/embed?autoplay"
allowtransparency="true"
width="482"
height="412"
frameborder="0"
scrolling="no"
allowfullscreen
></iframe>
<p>by styrix560</p>
</body>
</html>