🟐 metaver5o.eth 📐
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WARNING: I break things for a living. Your "unhackable" system is my
next challenge. Proceed only if you speak AES-256 and ZKP fluently.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++)$> sudo make me-a-sandwich
I architect cryptographic systems so secure, even I can't break them (but I keep trying).
Specializing in:
- *Breaking → Smart contracts, HSMs, "military-grade" encryption
- *Building → Zero-trust systems, MPC wallets, ZK-rollups
- *Burning → Insecure RNGs, deprecated curves, and your CEO's "blockchain idea"
class CryptoPunk {
constructor() {
this.achievements = [
"Secured +50M USD in Gnosis Safe vaults I architected",
"Recovered 2.4M USD from a hardware wallet compromised seed",
];
this.skills = {
cryptography: ["ZKP (Circom/SnarkJS)", "Lattice-based crypto", "HSM pentesting"],
blockchain: ["EVM (Geth client patches)", "Cosmos SDK", "Solana Program Runtime"],
languages: ["JavaScript (sadly)", "Rust", "Go"]
};
this.projects = [
"(Ledger/Trezor attack surface analysis)",
"(NIST PQC migration tools)",
"(Enterprise key rotation)"
];
}
toString() {
return `⚡ metaver5o.ETH ⚡
ACHIEVEMENTS: ${this.achievements.join("\n")}
SKILLS: ${JSON.stringify(this.skills, null, 2)}
REPOS: ${this.repos.join("\n")}`;
}
}
console.log(new CryptoPunk().toString());