Greetings, mere mortal! You've stumbled upon Lawgarithm, where we turn the arcane art of Indian law into bite-sized digital nuggets. Because let's face it, who needs sleep when you can spend your nights unraveling the mysteries of legal jargon?
Lawgarithm is your personal guide through the treacherous waters of Indian legislation. It's like having a snarky lawyer in your pocket, minus the exorbitant hourly rates and soul-crushing small talk.
- Query the Quagmire: Ask about any Indian law, and watch as our algorithms dance the tandav of information retrieval.
- Legalese Translator: We turn gobbledygook into something resembling human language. Results may vary.
- Infinite Wisdom: Our database is vast, like the void in a politician's promises.
- Sudden urges to wear black robes
- Uncontrollable desire to argue with inanimate objects
- Increased vocabulary of words ending in "-ature" and "-ition"
- Clone this repo (like you're cloning a sheep, but less ethically questionable)
- Run
npm install
(because dependency hell is the closest thing to legal purgatory) - Start the server with
npm start
(cross your fingers, sacrifice a rubber duck) - Query away! Example: "What's the legal age to question the meaning of existence?"
We're not responsible for any existential crises, sudden career changes, or the realization that ignorance truly was bliss. Use at your own risk, and maybe keep a therapist on speed dial.
Found a bug? Want to add more despair to our codebase? We welcome pull requests, issues, and the occasional philosophical debate about the nature of justice.
Remember, in the grand algorithm of life, you're just a recursive function waiting to return void. Happy querying!