Get current's distribution name and version. Like a boss. Like Linus.
 var distro = require('linus');
 distro.name(function(err, name) {
   if (name)
     console.log('Current distro: ' + name);
   else
     console.log(err.message || 'Failed.');
 })
 distro.version(function(err, version) {
   if (version)
     console.log('Version is: ' + version);
   else
     console.log(err.message || 'Failed.');
 })
That't about it.
Written by Tomás Pollak. (c) Fork, Ltd. MIT Licensed.