Simcockify

A jQuery plugin to make your copy all Simcocked up.

Basic Usage

// Optional, but allows for repeatability...
$.seedPRNG('repeatable-seed-abc-123');

$('.body-copy').simcockify({
	// Velocity factors
	FiveHourEnergies: 0,
	Espressos: 0,
	Coffees: 2,
	
	// Frequency factors
	HoursOfSleep: 8,
	MinutesTalkingToClients: 90,
	DeadlinesLooming: 2,
	EmployeesBlocked: 1,

	debug: true,
	seed: 'repeatable-seed-zy1231'
});

Sandbox

Try out Simcockify here

Write up

A little background on the impetus for the plugin and the overwrought design.