Summon Jesters spell (Better name ideas welcome)

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne.dm

@@ -147,6 +147,8 @@
 		to_chat(src, "<big><span class='danger'>You have died, and will not be able to rejoin the game until the next round.</span><big>")
 		sleep(1)
 		del(client)
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/proc/handle_loot_drop()
+//here so the children inherit a proc and I don't have to define it AS a proc multiple times
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin
 	name = "clown goblin"
@@ -178,6 +180,11 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin/death(var/gibbed = FALSE)
 	..(TRUE)
+	if(gibbed)
+		return
+	handle_loot_drop()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin/handle_loot_drop()
 	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat(src.loc)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes(src.loc)
 	qdel(src)
@@ -222,11 +229,15 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/psychedelicgoblin/death(var/gibbed = FALSE)
 	..(TRUE)
+	if(gibbed)
+		return
+	handle_loot_drop()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/psychedelicgoblin/handle_loot_drop()
 	new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clownmaskpsyche(src.loc)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clownshoespsyche(src.loc)
 	qdel(src)
 
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/tempcluwne
 	//this version of a cluwne  is for when someone is temporarily turned into a cluwne but you don't intend for them to die before the transformation is finished
 	maxHealth = 500

code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/faguette.dm

@@ -84,7 +84,6 @@
 			return
 	return ..()
 
-
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/faguette/goblin
 	name = "mime goblin"
 	desc = "A tiny walking beret and gloves. Is it miming for a baguette?"
@@ -125,6 +124,11 @@
 
 /mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/faguette/goblin/death(var/gibbed = FALSE)
 	..(TRUE)
+	if(gibbed)
+		return
+	handle_loot_drop()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/faguette/goblin/proc/handle_loot_drop()
 	new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret(src.loc)
 	new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/white(src.loc)
 	qdel(src)

code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/clownmime.dm

@@ -0,0 +1,246 @@
+//the clown mobs in this file are NOT redundant, i needed them to be hostile so i couldn't use the existing clown/mime mobs, as they are retaliate, not hostile
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/clownmime
+	name = "Summon Jesters" //TODO: THINK OF BETTER NAME
+	desc = "This forbidden Honkonomicon spell makes a temporary connection to the place beyond the realm of Nar'Sie, and incarnates some of the souls trapped there into physical form."
+	user_type = USER_TYPE_WIZARD
+	specialization = SSOFFENSIVE
+
+	summon_type = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin/wizard)
+	summon_amt = 6
+
+	price = SP_BASE_PRICE + 10
+	level_max = list(SP_TOTAL = 3, SP_SPEED = 2, SP_POWER = 1) //empower fully releases them from the void, 80 full points to get it maxed, leaves you with barely anything to buy escape options
+	charge_cooldown_max = 30 SECONDS
+	cooldown_reduc = 10 SECONDS
+	cooldown_min = 10 SECONDS
+	invocation = "H'NK'N G'B'LN"
+	invocation_type = SP_INV_SHOUT
+	spell_flags = NEEDSCLOTHES
+//	hud_state = "clown" //TODO /low priority/
+//	cast_sound = 'sound/misc/pitchedownhonking.ogg' //TODO /low priority/
+	hud_state = "wiz_clown"
+	cast_sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
+	var/empowered
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/clownmime/empower_spell()
+	..()
+	empowered += 1
+	spell_levels[SP_POWER]++
+	summon_amt = 4 //you lose 2 but they're way stronger
+	. = "You have gotten the eyes of the eternally cursed focused on you, longingly, this time."
+  //TO DO: make it so empowering the spell changes your clothing to the clownwizard one /low priority/
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/clownmime/invocation(mob/user, list/targets)
+	if(empowered)
+		invocation = pick("Y'R G'D H'S 'B'N'D'N'D' Y'", "H'N'K'N'M'C'N", "CLW'N' N' M'RE", "R'TR'N FR'M N'THN!'")
+	..()
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/clownmime/perform(mob/user = usr, skipcharge = 0, list/target_override, var/ignore_timeless = FALSE, var/ignore_path = null)
+	if(empowered)
+		if(prob(50))
+			summon_type = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clown/wizard) //effectively the same mob, but muh flavor
+		else
+			summon_type = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mime/wizard)
+	else
+		switch(pick(1,2,3))
+			if(1)
+				summon_type = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin/wizard)
+			if(2)
+				summon_type = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/psychedelicgoblin/wizard)
+			if(3)
+				summon_type = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/faguette/goblin/wizard)
+	..()
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/clownmime/choose_targets(var/mob/user = usr) //copypasted from the pitbull spell
+	var/list/turf/locs = new
+	for(var/direction in alldirs)
+		if(locs.len >= 3) //we found 3 locations and thats all we need
+			break
+		var/turf/T = get_step(user, direction) //getting a loc in that direction
+		if(quick_AStar(get_turf(user), T, /turf/proc/AdjacentTurfs, /turf/proc/Distance, 1, reference="\ref[src]")) // if a path exists, so no dense objects in the way its valid salid
+			locs += T
+
+	if(locs.len < 3)
+		locs += user.loc
+	return locs
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/clownmime/before_cast(list/targets, user, bypass_range = 0)
+	return targets
+
+///////// MOBS /////////////
+
+//goblins (10% chance they drop their clothing when dead)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin/wizard
+	name = "clownly manifestation"
+	desc = "The soul of a clown doomed for eternity now inhabits this shell. It's not fully there yet, so it's not outwardly hostile."
+	faction = "wizard"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/goblin/wizard/handle_loot_drop()
+	if(prob(90))
+		animate(src, alpha = 0, time = 3 SECONDS)
+		spawn(3 SECONDS)
+			qdel(src)
+	else
+		new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clown_hat(src.loc)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clown_shoes(src.loc)
+		qdel(src)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/psychedelicgoblin/wizard
+	name = "abyss-touched manifestation"
+	desc = "The tortuous depths of the damned realm have tainted this one's soul beyond redemption. It's not fully there yet, so it's not outwardly hostile."
+	faction = "wizard"
+	speak = list("AHAHAHAHAHAHA!")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/cluwne/psychedelicgoblin/wizard/handle_loot_drop()
+	if(prob(90))
+		animate(src, alpha = 0, time = 3 SECONDS)
+		spawn(3 SECONDS)
+			qdel(src)
+	else
+		new /obj/item/clothing/mask/gas/clownmaskpsyche(src.loc)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/shoes/clownshoespsyche(src.loc)
+		qdel(src)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/faguette/goblin/wizard
+	name = "silent manifestation"
+	desc = "The soul of one of the mimes sent to the darkest depths of the cluwne realm, where those cursed without even mouths to cry in pain go, inhabits this shell. It's soul is not fully there yet, so it's not outwardly hostile."
+	faction = "wizard"
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/retaliate/faguette/goblin/wizard/handle_loot_drop()
+	if(prob(90))
+		animate(src, alpha = 0, time = 3 SECONDS)
+		spawn(3 SECONDS)
+			qdel(src)
+	else
+		new /obj/item/clothing/head/beret(src.loc)
+		new /obj/item/clothing/gloves/white(src.loc)
+		qdel(src)
+
+//the clown and mime (20% chance they drop ectoplasm)
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clown/wizard //most of it is copypasted from the clown retaliate mob
+	name = "reincarnated clown"
+	desc = "Words don't do justice to the agony this one felt in the realms beyond. It is fiercely loyal to his summoner."
+	faction = "wizard"
+	icon = 'icons/mob/clown_mobs.dmi'
+	icon_state = "scary clown"
+	icon_living = "scary clown"
+	icon_dead = "clown_dead"
+	icon_gib = "clown_gib"
+	speak_chance = 2
+	turns_per_move = 5
+	response_help = "touches"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+	speak = list("The Honkmother abandoned us...", "Master brought us back...", "It's eternity in there...", "Longer than you think...", "Whatever it takes to not go back...")
+	emote_see = list("laughs incoherently", "stares at nothing")
+	a_intent = I_HURT
+	stop_automated_movement_when_pulled = 0
+	maxHealth = 75
+	health = 75
+	speed = 1
+	harm_intent_damage = 8
+	melee_damage_lower = 10
+	melee_damage_upper = 10
+	attacktext = "attacks"
+	attack_sound = 'sound/items/bikehorn.ogg'
+	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/ectoplasm
+
+	min_oxy = 5
+	max_oxy = 0
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 1
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 5
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 0
+	minbodytemp = 270
+	maxbodytemp = 370
+	heat_damage_per_tick = 15	//amount of damage applied if animal's body temperature is higher than maxbodytemp
+	cold_damage_per_tick = 10	//same as heat_damage_per_tick, only if the bodytemperature it's lower than minbodytemp
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 10
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clown/wizard/New()
+	..()
+	if(prob(95))
+		var/temporaryiconholder = pick("pie spewer", "lube", "giggles", "scary clown", "fleshclown", "clown")
+		icon_state = temporaryiconholder
+		icon_living = temporaryiconholder
+		icon_dead = "[temporaryiconholder]_dead"
+
+	else
+		var/temporarygigaholder = pick("honkhulk", "banana tree", "honkmunculus", "destroyer", "mutant", "blob", "clowns")
+		icon_state = temporarygigaholder
+		icon_living = temporarygigaholder
+		icon_dead = "[temporarygigaholder]_dead"
+		name = "reincarnated clownhorror"
+		speed = 0.8
+		attack_sound = 'sound/weapons/heavysmash.ogg'
+		response_harm = "smashes"
+		maxHealth = 100
+		health = 100
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/clown/wizard/death(var/gibbed = FALSE)
+	..()
+	if(!gibbed)
+		if(prob(80))
+			animate(src, alpha = 0, time = 4 SECONDS)
+			spawn(4 SECONDS)
+				qdel(src)
+		else
+			gib()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mime/wizard //most of it copypasted from retaliate/mime
+	name = "reincarnated mime"
+	desc = "Its vacant eyes are faded with the weight of horrors untold, this one can't even scream to let the demons out. It is fiercely loyal to its summoner."
+
+	icon = 'icons/mob/hostile_humanoid.dmi'
+	icon_state = "mime"
+	icon_living = "mime"
+	icon_dead = "mime_dead"
+
+	faction = "wizard"
+	speak_chance = 0
+	turns_per_move = 5
+	response_help = "pokes"
+	response_disarm = "gently pushes aside"
+	response_harm = "hits"
+
+	emote_see = list("tries to claw its eyes out", "pulls at its hair as it cries desperately", "slaps its arms as if it had bugs on its skin", "stares unblinkingly at the horizon")
+	speak_chance = 1
+	a_intent = I_HURT
+	stop_automated_movement_when_pulled = 0
+	maxHealth = 75
+	health = 75
+	speed = 1
+	harm_intent_damage = 8
+	melee_damage_lower = 10
+	melee_damage_upper = 10
+	attacktext = "attacks"
+	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/ectoplasm
+
+	min_oxy = 5
+	max_oxy = 0
+	min_tox = 0
+	max_tox = 1
+	min_co2 = 0
+	max_co2 = 5
+	min_n2 = 0
+	max_n2 = 0
+	minbodytemp = 270
+	maxbodytemp = 370
+	heat_damage_per_tick = 15	//amount of damage applied if animal's body temperature is higher than maxbodytemp
+	cold_damage_per_tick = 10	//same as heat_damage_per_tick, only if the bodytemperature it's lower than minbodytemp
+	unsuitable_atmos_damage = 10
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mime/wizard/death(var/gibbed = FALSE)
+	..()
+	if(!gibbed)
+		if(prob(80))
+			animate(src, alpha = 0, time = 4 SECONDS)
+			spawn(4 SECONDS)
+				qdel(src)
+		else
+			gib()

vgstation13.dme

@@ -2895,6 +2895,7 @@
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\summons.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\arcane_golem.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\bats.dm"
+#include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\clownmime.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\conjure.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\construct.dm"
 #include "code\modules\spells\aoe_turf\conjure\doppelganger.dm"